How to annoy the devil may cry charecters
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Buy a bible and follow them around reading it to them
Run around screaming "the demons are coming, the demons are coming!"
Spike their drinks with alcohol.
Dress up as the grim reaper and do a very bad imitation of him.
Draw the pentagram sign everywhere
Jump up and down for no reason
Steal their stuff and hide them in the toilet
Flush the beer down the toilet
Speak in make believe Latin.
Dress up as bin laden and do the numa numa dance.
Sing hallelujah
Dress up as a priest and start preaching about hell.
Do the maceraina dance
write a fan letter to them and end the paper with "This paper will self-destruct in 10 seconds".
if the devil hunters have to make you write a document for them put a recipe for chocolate cake in the middle and see if they notice
when emailing them, Type gibberish. if they ask why your doing that ,claim that your computer crashed while you were typing it, and you couldn't type the original message.
Tell sparda that you need an extension because one of your primary sources is an old wise man in Tibet and he won't see you until the next full moon.
On the day something is due and you have to go see the devil hunterssr , skip into the devil may cry shop, waving the paper and screaming, "I have a paper! I have a paper!". Run around the room a few times, then joyfully throw it out the window. Laugh and yell, "There's my paper!", then run outside to get it. Repeat this all through the period, or until dante throws you out.
Adjust the tint on dante's tv so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way".
chant "swing-batatatatatata-suhWING-batter!
Begin all your sentences with "ooh la la!"
Construct elaborate "crop circles" in the back yard
spike sparda's tea with vodka
Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying more any moment
Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophesy".
team up with the jester and both of you sing the 99 bottles of beer song whenever any of the dmc charecters are around
Holler random things while dante is counting
Inform nero of your personal Kennedy assassination/UFO/ OJ Simpson conspiracy theories.
Inform vergil that he only exists in your imagination.
Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now."
Sing along at the opera
When leaving the devil towar, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "run for your lives, they're loose!!"
point a hairdryer at the charecters whenever they walk by and see if they notice
Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
Do Tai Chi exercises.
Give religious tracts to arkham
Lean over to dante and whisper: "Noogie patrol coming!"
One word: Flatulence!
Meow occassionally