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CHAPTER 1 – Awaiting the new iCarly

Sam and Carly sat on Carly's couch, they were waiting for their best friend, Freddie Benson, to come over with his, 'surprise'. They had no idea what he meant but Carly had her guesses ready, "What if he's had a makeover? And he comes in dressed like Blake Moorland?" She sighed dreamily at the thought of the cutest boy in the whole of Ridgeway, he always wore a cute purple beanie hat and when he was nervous he'd cutely tuck his hands in his pockets and smile, Carly was mad for him!

Then she suddenly realised it was Freddie she was talking about, she shook her head to erase the thought, then Sam had a suggestion too.

"Wouldn't it be funny if he had a new girlfriend, that would be such a shame for the girl... I bet you $10 she's blonde" Carly looked puzzled, "Why?" Sam looked confidently at her best friend, "To replicate me because I dumped his sorry butt."

Carly laughed and went over to her refrigerator; she took out a can of Peppy Cola and threw it to her friend, she caught it accurately. Carly then thought about it herself, "No, because I told Freddie I'd never love him, she'll be a brunette, to replicate me..." Sam popped open her can and gulped it down. She threw the can on the floor just as there was a knock at the door.

Carly ran over to it, "Coming!" She called, Carly pointed to the can without saying anything, her best friend sighed but still picked it up. She then poured water from the fish bowl into it then sat it back on the counter top, she turned to face the door as Freddie and a heavily made up, goth girl came in. They both sat down on the couch.

"Hi, I'm Carly, that's Sam and I'm guessing-"

"This is Freddie, he's my boyfriend. He likes rock music, the colour black and hates laughter." The gothic girl stated, she had rudely interrupted Carly and Sam found it quite amusing. Carly couldn't help but stare at the girls overdose on black eyeliner and purple eye shadow. She snapped out of her trance and sat at the counter top.

"Hey chick, are you talking about Freddork? Or Freddie Im-A-Cool-Goth-Dude? Cause I only know one of them and I know there is only one in the room." Sam laughed at Freddie who was trying to signal her to be quiet; he didn't know she was going to be here when he introduced his new girlfriend to Carly.

"And you are?" She asked, Sam stood up and took a bow, "Sam Puckett ma'am, although my friend Carly here, did just tell you my name.

Freddie's girlfriend stood up also and took a step towards Sam, she smirked and took up the can of peppy cola from the counter top Carly had been tapping.

"Freddie told me about you, he told me how much of a downer on his social life you were when you were together..." Carly looked shocked at this chick who was offending her friend.

"He also told me that you loved Peppy Cola – is this yours?" She asked, picking up the can. Sam smiled, knowing what was about to happen. Freddie's girlfriend gulped back the can without checking and spat out the liquid all over Carly.

She screamed and Sam laughed hysterically, "What is this?!" She screeched at Carly, she replied nervously, "Peppy Cola! Or at least, I thought..." She turned her head away and suddenly noticed her goldfish, Seddie, (named during the time Sam and Freddie were dating) was on the bottom of her fishbowl, motionless – the fishbowl was empty. She looked at Sam who simply said, "Hey... Where did the water go...?"

Freddie and his girlfriend looked at each other then at Sam, "Is this fish water?!" She screamed, "Yes." She replied, holding back a laugh – Carly brought back a glass of water for the girl and offered it to her, "Here, sorry about the other beverage, my friend didn't know what she was thinking..." Freddie's girlfriend splashed it in Carly's face and laughed.

"Hey chick!" Sam shouted at her, she turned and smiled at Sam – only to be hit around the face with the butter sock. She fell to the floor, unconscious.

Freddie went over to her with Carly, "Why did you decide date that chick?!" Carly asked him. "Because she listens to me! She's pretty, she's clever and beautiful!"

Sam jumped on Freddie's back, knocking him to the floor, "Sam!" He shouted angrily, she hung on tight and kissed him on his cheek, he looked shocked and slightly offended but Carly continued to laugh.

"Relax Freddork, I don't love you still – sorry, did I break your heart then?" She mimicked him crying and then poked the girl in her thigh. "This chick, what's her name?" Freddie stood himself up and took a can from the fridge, Sam stood on the counter top. "DUDE! What's her name?!" He blanked her and sat at the table, his back facing Sam and Carly. "Sam! Will you get down from there?" Carly asked, Sam did so then pushed the girl into the corner with her foot.

"Get off me!" The girl shouted and kicked Sam in the shin, Sam fell backwards – the girl had surprised her. The goth stood over Sam Puckett and lifted up her chin, "Idiotic girl, look-it, Puckett. Fred's with me now so get used to it." Sam felt weird, it wasn't often people told her what to do, especially girls other than Carly. Freddie noticed this too, and Carly, who had finally lost her temper with this rude teenage girl.

"Look!" The girl, Freddie and Sam turned to Carly who was steaming over with frustration, "This is my house! That means you respect me and whoever I happen to have over here! Get it?!" It wasn't often Carly was angry, and if she was then it had to be for a good enough reason. Freddie smiled, seems like Carly was jealous of his relationship...

Freddie stepped towards his ex-crush and put a gentle hand on her shoulder to calm her down, "Carly, relax – Gertrude didn't mean any harm-" He turned to Sam who was now sat on the couch, "Neither did Sam"

Both girls shouted at the same time, "Yes we did!" They glared at each other and Sam burst out laughing, "Wait what was this chicks name?!" She laughed, Freddie shook his head modestly as she continued to laugh at his girlfriends name, "Gertrude?! Oh my days, Carly, hear this chicks name? Gertrude!" Carly looked down nervously and Sam's laughter died down, Gertrude had left Carly's apartment.

"Thanks a lot Sam." Freddie said disappointedly, he followed after his new partner and slammed the door behind him.