Grocery store shenanigans! Who does the shopping, what're they getting, what's it for? Why did get kicked out of the store?
Riding on metal horses.
Disclaimer: I don't own JLU. Or Sir Justin or Vigilante.
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Sir Justin was beamed down to the Wal-mart. He walked alone to the doors, which opened automatically causing him to jump two feet before composing himself. He stepped through the door all the while casting them a suspicious glance.
Unfortunately, Vigilante could not be with him, because he had to find a new motorcycle from a vender far far away, leaving Sir Justin to do the grocery shopping.
Sir Justin walked into the store in full armor. He had at least taken the hood off which have explained why people were staring at him. Or maybe it was the armor. He stared down at the list at hand.
"Bread, Milk, Eggs, Chocos." Wait, what was that last one? Chocos? Is that even a real food?
Sir Justin wandered around the store until he came upon the bread. He picked up a loaf and continued on his quest. The next item was milk, which was fairly simple. All he had to do was look for a cow. The trouble was he hadn't seen any cows. He turned to a teenager inspecting the bread.
"Excuse me, Lady?"
"What is it?"
"Doest thou know where I may locate milk?"
She turned to look at him "What? Are you from that fair thing or something? The milk is over there," she said pointing.
"Why thank you for your assiss- Good lord, what happened to thine nose? What form of monster would impale a young maiden's face with metal?" He said in shock.
The girl shot him a weird look before walking away muttering about weird dudes in armor.
Sir Justin stared after her before retrieving the milk. The eggs were luckily in the same section. The last item on the list were these 'chocos.' As he searched for them, he spied something strange. It was a metal cart. It seems things have not changed that much in five hundred years. Sir Justin pushed the cart while running before jumping on to it. He felt the wind rush through his hair as he tried to steer it away from pedestrians. He knocked over a table and display of perfume and sent the shopping cart through a window. That was as far as he got before he was thrown out of the store.
He retrieved the items from the bag and returned home.
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Sir Justin walked into the room to find Vigilante sitting on the couch.
"Well, howdy, partner."
"Hello," he said leaving to groceries to snuggle next to Vigilante. They sat like that awhile just watching the movie before:
"Uh, Sir Justin, Why do you smell like perfume?"