I read Guide to Weasley Girls by dork-with-glasses and I got this idea. I don't own Harry Potter.
Hey everybody! It's me, Rose Weasley. If you are a male member of my family, or an acquaintance (this includes you Malfoy), please do not read on. I have lately noticed that there have been a sad amount of girls staring at my cousins/ brother, and I, frankly, am disgusted by it. What could you see in them? Of course I might be a bit biased, after all, they are related to me.
I also have heard quite a lot of girls comforting one another, saying things like, 'don't worry, every girl is destined to fall for a weasley boy at one point.' Excuse me while I go vomit. Who could fall for Hugo? He picks his nose and eats it! Hopefully that scared a fair few of you away. Hey! That's what I'll do! I'll simply tell you all about them. Their pros and cons. That might just work!