Heh… While I'm trying to figure out Midsummer, I decided to try putting up this one as well. See how people react to it. The idea is kinda cliché though, but I couldn't help myself. It's just like the notion that every Weiss author needs a vampire fic. ^^; I'll have to see if I ever make one though… Maybe not…
This fic is independent of my others, follows the series and ignores anything that happened after that. It incorporates the manga in the sense that the boys live in four separate apartment rooms above the Koneko (Omi and Yohji next to each other, below Ran and Ken next to each other) and not in a house. However, for story purposes, they all share a bathroom which is downstairs on Omi and Yohji's floor.
Ran is kinda OOC in this one… But he has good reason to be. And I call him Ran here in narration (though the guys and flower shop fangirls still call him 'Aya'). You will see very soon why these are so.
BTW, if the target below resembles anyone familiar, it is probably intentional. However, I reassure you that he and the one he resembles are not the same person. I would be badly flamed if they were.
And I'm also worried about being flamed for the topic of this one, because it's kinda… used… I solemnly swear now that I was never planning on making a fic like this one, but I just HAD to make that sketch… I just HAD to…. Damnit… Anyway, I should really get on with it, huh? *baps herself*
To Shiiru-sama as always, who is a source of great ideas, plot twists and stuff, as well as my beloved 'knock-some-sense-into-kouhai-because-that-idea's-way-too-dumb' sempai… To Hope/MS… to be honest, if it wasn't for our wacky conversations, I probably wouldn't have made that sketch and I therefore wouldn't have come up with this. To Seiyo-chan for helping me get the courage to put this up. And surprisingly to the Chibster (even though I know you're not gonna read this) for trying to help me come up with a title. I really appreciate it, girl.
Prologue
"Ken-kun! Look out!!"
Ken turned around and barely blocked off his opponent's blow. The man suddenly let out a scream as a bolt came out from above, piercing through the man's back as he fell over dead.
Off to the side was another pained scream. Another target was down, neck broken as it hung by Yohji's deadly wire from one of the lower beams supporting the ceiling.
There were two more to go, one of which was still nowhere to be found. The other was mere meters away from Ran.
W. Yutaka.
That was the name of the main man they needed to kill. He was the owner of this perverted, insane laboratory, and was guilty of illegal experimentation, putting untested concoctions into packaged food. He stood behind a desk, filled with papers and beakers of strange chemicals and liquids. His long hair was highlighted by the moon and his glasses shone luminously as he laughed a maniacal laugh.
"Fools! You know not what you are doing!"
"I'd say the same for you!" Omi yelled from above. "We are the white hunters of darkness!! We have come for your for future!!"
The man laughed again. "How heroic… It sickens me!"
Aya rushed forward and aimed to kill. Yohji came as well, lashing out wire. Yutaka grinned menacingly, pulling out a gun and firing. He missed both men coming at him, but seemed not ready to give up.
Omi's eyes darted around and found an opportunity to fire a killing shot at Yutaka. He didn't even notice as another figure crept up behind him. The final target.
It was Ken who had seen him. "Omi!" he cried out in warning, but he was too late.
Omi spun around, holding up his bowgun but it was knocked away by a large piece of debris. The man grinned menacingly and struck again, knocking the boy out and off the small platform where he stood.
"Omi!!" Ken yelled again, breaking into a run. He wasn't going to make it. Omi had already fallen, plunging into a large vat of translucent reddish liquid. In a rage, Ken rushed Omi's attacker and aimed for the man's throat.
"Omi!!" Yohji had cried out as well. He ran in that direction, but for the vat rather than the man who had assaulted Omi; Ken had more or less already taken care of him. Instead, Yohji leapt and plunged into the vat after their comrade.
Ran had been distracted with the cries of his two teammates such that Yutaka had been able to fire at him again. He managed to avoid the shot but the bullet still grazed his side. He winced, instantly grasping the small wound. Yutaka merely laughed again. The lull in the attack was enough. Ran came forward again, spun around to avoid another bullet, and plunged his sword into the man's back. Yutaka's eyes widened in shock and pain, but was unable to scream. Ran smirked, pulling the sword out again.
Yutaka fell back, eyes glazed over. He coughed a little, gasping his dying breaths. Out of the corner of his eye, he spotted the two figures floating in one of the solutions. Yohji had already grabbed Omi and was bringing him back to the surface.
"Ah…" Yutaka whispered. "Your friend seems to have fallen into …" he paused to cough again. "…one of my longest researches. Always failing… Such a pity… I hadn't tested that one yet… I shall not see if I was…… successful…… How… ironic……"
With that he took one last breath, and died.
Ran watched the man in slight curiosity before tearing his eyes away and walking slowly toward his teammates, a hand upon the wound.
"Everyone fine?"
"I'm okay…" Ken mumbled, clutching his left arm. "That bastard clubbed me pretty bad, but I don't think anything's broken. Meanwhile, he got what he deserved."
The last target was lying nearby. Its throat was missing, gaping open in a bloody mess.
"'m okay too, just wet…" was Yohji.
"How's Omi?"
Omi was on the floor near them, still unconscious. Yohji put his ear to Omi's chest. "Breathing… I think he swallowed some of that stuff," he leaned back, and tipped Omi's head a little.
"Is that gonna help?" Ken asked hopefully.
"Dunno," Yohji confessed. He was going to say a little more when they saw the boy stir a little.
"U-uggh…" Omi's eyes started fluttering open. He coughed a little, a bit of the clear red liquid dribbling down his lip. "C-cold…" he mumbled, softly, before gently leaning his head back and falling unconscious again.
"Looks like I gotta carry ya home, kiddo." Yohji wrapped Omi's jacket a little tighter around the slender frame and picked the boy up.
"Think he's gonna be fine?" Ken's tone was still laced with worry for his best friend.
"Feh, probably," Yohji nodded as he looked at Omi's face. "Nothing's wrong with him so far. We just gotta hope that stuff he fell in wasn't poison."
Ran, however, wasn't very sure. He was remembering what that insane man said. What kind of research was he doing anyway?
"Oi, Aya."
Ran looked up as he was addressed. Yohji and Ken were watching him.
"Since our master is out cold, Ken and I nominated you next in command. What say you now?"
Ran sighed. Maybe he was just thinking too much.
"Mission accomplished. Let's head back."
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When Omi woke up again, they were already back in Koneko. A quick glance around showed him that they were in the mission room-basement, recuperating as always.
"Omi! You're awake!"
Omi looked upward and realized he was lying over Ken's lap, still completely dressed in his mission clothes. In fact, the jacket he wore was more covered around him, probably to protect him from the cold.
Ken's bandaged arm was directly in his view. It appeared to hurt, but definitely wasn't serious. He glanced a bit around again, and saw that Aya was tending to the bandages on his side and Yohji was uninjured, just smoking a cigarette.
"Aya-kun? Y-yohji-kun? Ken-kun?" he asked in a whisper. "D-did we get the-…"
"Yeah we did. It's okay, Omi…" Ken smiled, lightly touching the boy's cheek in reassurance. "We got you… We're all okay now…"
Omi sighed softly.
"How ya doing, oh fearless leader?" Yohji called.
"My head still kinda hurts," he muttered.
"Yeah, it should. That was some blow you got, Omittchi."
Omi barely nodded, still quite tired. The taste of that awful red stuff was still in his mouth.
"That Yutaka guy was quite crazy," Ken grumbled. "Didja see all those other things around that lab? Good thing that you don't seem to have anything wrong with you. Nee, Omi?"
"Mmhmm…" Omi nodded again as he leaned into Ken more, almost snuggling against his friend.
Ken suddenly froze. A part of Omi was pressed against his chest. Sure, he wasn't supposed to care very much… The problem was it was a part of Omi he wasn't supposed to have.
"Omi..? H-hey. Omi…"
"Hm?"
"Could y-you… move a little?"
Omi made a small whine in protest, but still, he shifted on Ken's lap, mostly lying on his back now. Ken took a deep breath and decided to check if what he theorized was true.
He poked Omi's chest.
He blinked in disbelief and poked again.
"Ken-kun!" Omi giggled. "Th-that tickles!"
"Ken? What the hell are you doing?"
Ken looked up at Yohji, a shocked expression on his face.
"What's gotten into you?" Yohji raised an eyebrow.
"H-hold on a sec…" Ken said, turning back to Omi "Omi… do… you feel… strange in any way?"
"Hm?" Omi shook his head. "Not very…"
"C-could you sit up?"
"Uh… okay…" Omi got up, readjusting himself to a seated position by Ken.
"Ken…" There was a warning tone in Ran's voice. Probably one of impatience. They were all probably in a hurry to go upstairs to their respective apartments and get some sleep. Ran wanted to do it most of all, so that he can check on his sister before she woke up. She was probably worried about them and Ran wanted to tell her that they were all still all right.
Ken was insistent though. "J-just hold on guys! Omi…" Ken was still staring at Omi. "C-could you… take off your jacket?"
This time it was Omi who stared, "Ken-kun? What are you…?"
"Just trust me?"
Omi sighed, finally removing the two layers of jackets. "Honestly, Ken-kun! What……"
Ran took a step back, eyes wide. Ken paled.
It was Yohji who was able to sum up what everyone was thinking in three words.
"Holy fucking shit…"
"Guys?" Omi blinked at the three pairs of eyes staring at him. Or rather… were they staring at his chest? "Guys…. What's the big deal?" Omi sighed and looked down, "It's not as if………"
Omi trailed off, staring at a pair of fleshy orbs protruding from his chest under his t-shirt.
He had breasts.
The world suddenly blacked out.
-----*-----
"U-unghhhh……"
There were three hazy faces staring down on him when he opened his eyes again.
"Omi? You okay?" was Ken's voice.
"Hora… Chibi… Can you get up?" was Yohji's.
So obviously, the third, silent face belonged to Ran.
"W-what happened?" Omi asked.
"You screamed and fainted," Ken supplied.
"Yeah… and some scream too…" Yohji was cleaning out his ear with a finger. "I think you woke the dead with that one."
A nod from the brunette. "Inhuman I say! Shrill and high-pitched and…"
Omi's eyes widened. "Oh gods…" He crawled away backwards and away from them, a pained look on his face.
All other three Weiss stared in shock as Omi reached down and grabbed his own crotch. A moan left his throat before he fell over and passed out again.
"Ah shit! Get the salts again!"
Ken scrambled to the table and retrieved the smelling salts. He hopped over to Omi's side and brought the salts to Omi's face. Omi stirred and started waking up again.
"Omi? You okay?"
Omi blinked. "Am I okay…?" He suddenly sat up, shrieking hysterically, "AM I OKAY?! Ken-kun… I am FAR from OKAY!!"
"Wh-whoa! Calm down chibi!" Yohji said.
"Calm down?!! HOW am I supposed to calm down?!!" Omi was now past hysterical. "Why don't YOU change sex and see if you could so easily CALM DOWN?!!"
Two jaws dropped. The eyes of the one who owned the third merely flashed with shock.
"Ch-change sex?"
"O-omi…? Are you…"
Omi finally climbed to his/her feet, and grabbed at his/her own chest. "What do you think?! I'm a friggin' GIRL!!"
This time it was Ken who fainted.
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I'm a weirdo… Anyway… Please review if you like it. Flames greatly damage my ego, so please don't send any of those.
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