Kill Bowser
Sunday, June 12th, 2021
Dear Diary, It's me again, Peach. As you know, today marks the tenth year anniversary that Bowser took over the Mushroom Kingdom. It's been a long ten years, and I'm sorry I haven't written to you since that fateful night when the Kingdom came into Bowser's hand but you must understand, this diary was a memory of my past life; a life I had a hard time revisiting. Until now.
But I feel as though it is first my duty to bring you up to speed with all that has happened in these past ten years. I understand I can't really summarize everything but there ARE things you should know... things that have shaped not only my life but the lives of others.
Shortly after Bowser's takeover, the Black Takeover as I like to call it, a rebellion had been made against his ruling, to bring back the proper Mushroom Kingdom. Unfortunately, Bowser's forces were too much for us and we were all forced into hiding. I had no other choice but to take refuge in the Bean Bean Kingdom, which is where I live now, but Bowser soon after took over this kingdom as well. I'm currently living in the HooHoo Mountains, in HooHoo Village. The HooHooligans are an odd bunch but they have been very kind to me and very accommodating. Hardly anyone ever ventures out here which means I can lead a very normal life without the fear of police swooping down on me and arresting me. Yes, arresting me. I'm one of the Mushroom Kingdom's most wanted felons haven't you heard?
But the reason I write to you today isn't just to give you an update on how things are going, no. I've received word that Mario has...has passed away. I don't know all the details but his funeral is being held in Mushroom City and despite the colossal risk it'll be going in there, I have to do it. For Mario. For you... you see, ever since I've gone into hiding here, I've felt like, like, I let down the Mushroom Kingdom. I was supposed to be there when they needed hope but instead where was I? Planting flowers in my garden up in the mountains... in other words, being a coward. And with that new life, I forgot about you... and for that I apologize. But don't worry. I won't be ditching you anytime soon again because I'm coming back to my old self again. No more do I want to hide. Hearing about Mario's death, has just ignited the fire inside of me that was once snuffed out.
I look around and see what Bowser has reduced me to. What Bowser has reduced the world to! Yoshi's Island is now a detention camp, where most of my good friends, if not dead, are. I was there when they shot down my best friend Daisy, just to send me a message. I can't stand to let this happen anymore. I can't let them win anymore... too many loved ones have died just so Bowser can spite me and I refuse to let him win this game...
Bowser operates from Mushroom City; it's where all his security is and where all his business is conducted from. I'm not going to Mushroom City just for Mario's funeral, no, I'm going to move there. And when I move there, I'll work my way to Bowser from the inside out and give him what he deserves. He won't even see it coming.
I'm going to kill Bowser.
Sincerely, Peach xoxo.