Insanity's Revenge
A/N: A Xenogears humour, the dread and chill runs down our spines *ominous music plays*. Oh well, hope you will like this rare humour, I'll-try-not-to- insult-anybody fic, written by yours truly ^.-. I hope it'll be funny, but it's kinda hard mainly because Xenogears is a pretty serious game. And remember to read and review, muche feedback needed, and please don't sue me and, and, and, gawd, was that too many 'and's'? and have a very good day. :D WAIT! Forgot to mention I'm gonna be in this, so, um, yea, enjoy ..
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Fei: Okay, wwhhyyy am I here, here, in this fic?
Merril25: Cuz I want cha to be okie? Everybody is comin'.
Fei: ?
Merril25: Forget it.
Elly: Oh dear, yet another witless author tries their hand in humour.
Bart: Damn, this is stupid.
Merril25: Oh c'mon people, lighten up! This is HUMOUR, so let's have FUN! Margie: Well, that sounds nice.
Rico: Sheesh, can't believe the author is such a puny little freak.
Merril25: *sticks out tongue* Tch, you're not the one to speak.
Rico: Why you little - *stalks over like he's going to kill someone*
Merril25: Aiya! What's with people always chasing me in humour fics?! *Bolts*
Bart: Great, just great, now what do we do?
Billy: Hmm. we could just leave you know.
Rico: *chases the author* Get back here! So I can beat the pulp outta you!
Merril25: Freak, don't think so. Keep chasing cuz you'll NEVER catch me! Mwhahahahaha!! *Runs away*
Citan: *shakes head* pointless, just pointless. As are ALL, well most humour fics.
Ramsus: *counts on fingers* He emphasized the 'ALL', but then said 'most'. Maria: Does that even make sense?
Emeralda: I don't think so.
Fei: So, why am I here?
All: *stares*
Fei: Fine then, don't answer my question.
Citan: Why in the world are we wasting our time babbling?
Elly: *shrugs*
Billy: That reminds me, aren't we suppose to be saving the world right now?
Merril25: *still running* Damn it who cares! The world's been destroyed already!
Rico: *growls* Get back here #@$%/*`
Margie: I'm leaving. I thought this was a party.
Emeralda: Of what?
Ramsus: How about we kill each other?! That'll be fun!
Bart: *consider* Not a bad idea.
Maria: But then there'll be no one to party.
Ramsus: So? I'll start. *throws a banana peel on ground. Merril runs onto it, slips and falls on her butt, Rico then trips over her and was sent flying*
Rico: Aaaaaarrrrrggggghhhhhh!!! *falls straight into Fei, both knocked unconscious or dead on the ground*
Ramsus: Hoho, two in one try, I AM good!
Merril25: *stands up, and very VERY pissed* You are REALLY REALLY DEAD, that's what you are!! *charges*
Ramsus: Oh no *runs away screaming* Heeellllppppp memeeeee!!
Bart: Four down -
Maria: Two. Bart: Four counting the two chasing.
Maria: Oh.
Bart: Four down and - *counts* six to go, seven plus me.
Elly: Hiya! *pounces Billy* Girl power!
Billy: Aahh! Get off me!!! *tries to throw off Elly but gets tangled in her hair*
Elly: Ow! That's my hair! Eeekk! *pulls and twists and only getting more tangled*
Citan: I especially abhor it when people start fighting and killing each other! It's just horrible.
Maria: Oh well, nobody cares anyways.
Citan: *sigh* I suppose so. Well, see you in another more reasonable fic. *leaves*
Maria: Hey?
Bart: That another gone, although won by default.
Billy: Gag! *is choked by Elly's super hair*
Elly: Hahaha! Bwhhahah! *Billy turns blue and collapsed to the floor, drags Elly down with him.*
Bart: I think Billy's dead.
Maria: Poor Billy. *starts to pray*
Elly: Untangle me!
Emeralda: Why?
Elly: Because - *didn't get to finish when Ramsus comes running with Merril close behind, Ramsus rams right into Elly, the two piled unto choked Billy, now out cold on the ground*
Merril25: Damn it! Almost got him too!
Margie: Bravo! Nicely done!
Merril25: ^.^ Thanx. Now, what's goin' on?
Emeralda: *shrugs* trying to kill each other, not much.
Maria: Yup, and ah, Citan left.
Merril25: Really? Bad boy, I'll get him back *snaps fingers* POOF!!
*Citan pops out with a coffee mug*
Citan: What the? C'mon! I'm off duty 'til Labour Day, leave me alone!
Merril25: Too bad, you're a good doctor, so let us kill you.
Citan: No. it's because I'm a doctor so you CAN'T kill me.
Merril25: Who says?
Citan: I said!
Merril25: Who cares?
Citan: I care!
Merril25: Who's stupid?
Citan: I'm stupid - Hey! That's not fair!
Emeralda: *grabs fold up chair and smacks Citan*
Citan: THUD *face down on the ground*
Merril25: Whao! You people are brutal! We've gotta stop before you kill every single person alive!
Maria: That's exactly what we're trying to do.
Margie: Well, don't kill me, I'm too cute and innocent to get killed.
All: *examines*
Merril25: Yeah, you are right.
Bart: I wouldn't lay a finger on you Margie.
Emeralda: I agree.
Maria: But we gotta find a way to kill her, we just have to!
Merril25: Okay, time for a cross-examination. *room goes dark, with one small lamp that supported enough light to see only Merril and Margie, who were both sitting on chairs now*
Margie: I'm ready.
Merril25: Alright, just going to ask a few questions. Remember, for your own good, you are not invisible, we shall find the problem and help you find your salvation.
Maria: Um, we're looking for a way to kill her, not save her.
Merril25: Zip little girl. Let me handle this. Okay Margie. Tell me, what is your greatest fear?
Margie: Un, not doing my best.
Merril25: Oookkaay, what is the most important thing in your life? Is it someone or thing?
Margie: Well, I would tell you but. *jerks her head in Bart's direction*
Merril25: Ah, I see. Bart, go away.
Bart: Why the hell should I do that?
Merril25: Cuz I said so. It's a girl's talk for a while, now beat it.
Bart: Sheesh, girls these days- *leaves the dark room*
Merril25: Margie, please continue.
Margie: Well, honestly, Bart is like the most important person to me, I would absolutely die if I saw another girl any less than one inch close to him.
Maria: That's so sweet!
Merril25: Psh. Talk about puppy love. Okay case closed! *All lights switched back on*
Bart: Finally.
Emeralda: It was like 30 seconds.
Bart: *shrugs* so?
Merril25: We've found a way to kill Margie without actually physically hurting her.
Maria: We did?
Krelian: I'm here finally, did I miss anything?
Meril25: About time moron! This thing is almost over yer numbsull!
Maria: We're about to kill Margie emotionally.
Krelian: I see, this is going to be interesting.
Margie: But I'm so cute, vulnerable and innocent.
Krelian: *stares* she's got a point.
Merril25: Yeah. Okay, now watch the master get to work. Bart! Get over here!
Bart: What?!
Merril25: Stand over there. Maria and Emeralda! Huddle, quick! *whisper*
Maria: Okay!
Emeralda: I'm not doing the cheek.
Merril25: fine. Margie!
Margie: Yeah?
Merril25: Watch closely. Okay, on a count of three. One, two, THREE! *All three grabs Bart. Maria and Merril kisses Bart on each cheek, Emeralda hugs Bart.*
Margie: *gasp* !! *faints*
Maria: Yeah! We killed Margie!
Bart: . *rubs cheek*
Emeralda: it's not something to be proud of.
Merril25: oh well, I think that's enough dead/ fainted/ unconscious/ heart- attacked people for one day.
Bart: .hey, can I get hugged and kissed next time too?
Merril25: Don't see why not. *smoochs Bart, who turns beet red* okey, enough killing, until next time. Ciao! -.^
Maria: Wait! We're not all dead yet!
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A/N: Viola! Chaos finally ended! Remember to review! For this humour is rare and hard to find like a needle in a haysack. So please review! Let's say six and I'll consider a sequel. Please?!
Disclaimer: Don't own Xenogears. V.V no Duh! But I own this story, don't steal it, okay?!
A/N: A Xenogears humour, the dread and chill runs down our spines *ominous music plays*. Oh well, hope you will like this rare humour, I'll-try-not-to- insult-anybody fic, written by yours truly ^.-. I hope it'll be funny, but it's kinda hard mainly because Xenogears is a pretty serious game. And remember to read and review, muche feedback needed, and please don't sue me and, and, and, gawd, was that too many 'and's'? and have a very good day. :D WAIT! Forgot to mention I'm gonna be in this, so, um, yea, enjoy ..
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Fei: Okay, wwhhyyy am I here, here, in this fic?
Merril25: Cuz I want cha to be okie? Everybody is comin'.
Fei: ?
Merril25: Forget it.
Elly: Oh dear, yet another witless author tries their hand in humour.
Bart: Damn, this is stupid.
Merril25: Oh c'mon people, lighten up! This is HUMOUR, so let's have FUN! Margie: Well, that sounds nice.
Rico: Sheesh, can't believe the author is such a puny little freak.
Merril25: *sticks out tongue* Tch, you're not the one to speak.
Rico: Why you little - *stalks over like he's going to kill someone*
Merril25: Aiya! What's with people always chasing me in humour fics?! *Bolts*
Bart: Great, just great, now what do we do?
Billy: Hmm. we could just leave you know.
Rico: *chases the author* Get back here! So I can beat the pulp outta you!
Merril25: Freak, don't think so. Keep chasing cuz you'll NEVER catch me! Mwhahahahaha!! *Runs away*
Citan: *shakes head* pointless, just pointless. As are ALL, well most humour fics.
Ramsus: *counts on fingers* He emphasized the 'ALL', but then said 'most'. Maria: Does that even make sense?
Emeralda: I don't think so.
Fei: So, why am I here?
All: *stares*
Fei: Fine then, don't answer my question.
Citan: Why in the world are we wasting our time babbling?
Elly: *shrugs*
Billy: That reminds me, aren't we suppose to be saving the world right now?
Merril25: *still running* Damn it who cares! The world's been destroyed already!
Rico: *growls* Get back here #@$%/*`
Margie: I'm leaving. I thought this was a party.
Emeralda: Of what?
Ramsus: How about we kill each other?! That'll be fun!
Bart: *consider* Not a bad idea.
Maria: But then there'll be no one to party.
Ramsus: So? I'll start. *throws a banana peel on ground. Merril runs onto it, slips and falls on her butt, Rico then trips over her and was sent flying*
Rico: Aaaaaarrrrrggggghhhhhh!!! *falls straight into Fei, both knocked unconscious or dead on the ground*
Ramsus: Hoho, two in one try, I AM good!
Merril25: *stands up, and very VERY pissed* You are REALLY REALLY DEAD, that's what you are!! *charges*
Ramsus: Oh no *runs away screaming* Heeellllppppp memeeeee!!
Bart: Four down -
Maria: Two. Bart: Four counting the two chasing.
Maria: Oh.
Bart: Four down and - *counts* six to go, seven plus me.
Elly: Hiya! *pounces Billy* Girl power!
Billy: Aahh! Get off me!!! *tries to throw off Elly but gets tangled in her hair*
Elly: Ow! That's my hair! Eeekk! *pulls and twists and only getting more tangled*
Citan: I especially abhor it when people start fighting and killing each other! It's just horrible.
Maria: Oh well, nobody cares anyways.
Citan: *sigh* I suppose so. Well, see you in another more reasonable fic. *leaves*
Maria: Hey?
Bart: That another gone, although won by default.
Billy: Gag! *is choked by Elly's super hair*
Elly: Hahaha! Bwhhahah! *Billy turns blue and collapsed to the floor, drags Elly down with him.*
Bart: I think Billy's dead.
Maria: Poor Billy. *starts to pray*
Elly: Untangle me!
Emeralda: Why?
Elly: Because - *didn't get to finish when Ramsus comes running with Merril close behind, Ramsus rams right into Elly, the two piled unto choked Billy, now out cold on the ground*
Merril25: Damn it! Almost got him too!
Margie: Bravo! Nicely done!
Merril25: ^.^ Thanx. Now, what's goin' on?
Emeralda: *shrugs* trying to kill each other, not much.
Maria: Yup, and ah, Citan left.
Merril25: Really? Bad boy, I'll get him back *snaps fingers* POOF!!
*Citan pops out with a coffee mug*
Citan: What the? C'mon! I'm off duty 'til Labour Day, leave me alone!
Merril25: Too bad, you're a good doctor, so let us kill you.
Citan: No. it's because I'm a doctor so you CAN'T kill me.
Merril25: Who says?
Citan: I said!
Merril25: Who cares?
Citan: I care!
Merril25: Who's stupid?
Citan: I'm stupid - Hey! That's not fair!
Emeralda: *grabs fold up chair and smacks Citan*
Citan: THUD *face down on the ground*
Merril25: Whao! You people are brutal! We've gotta stop before you kill every single person alive!
Maria: That's exactly what we're trying to do.
Margie: Well, don't kill me, I'm too cute and innocent to get killed.
All: *examines*
Merril25: Yeah, you are right.
Bart: I wouldn't lay a finger on you Margie.
Emeralda: I agree.
Maria: But we gotta find a way to kill her, we just have to!
Merril25: Okay, time for a cross-examination. *room goes dark, with one small lamp that supported enough light to see only Merril and Margie, who were both sitting on chairs now*
Margie: I'm ready.
Merril25: Alright, just going to ask a few questions. Remember, for your own good, you are not invisible, we shall find the problem and help you find your salvation.
Maria: Um, we're looking for a way to kill her, not save her.
Merril25: Zip little girl. Let me handle this. Okay Margie. Tell me, what is your greatest fear?
Margie: Un, not doing my best.
Merril25: Oookkaay, what is the most important thing in your life? Is it someone or thing?
Margie: Well, I would tell you but. *jerks her head in Bart's direction*
Merril25: Ah, I see. Bart, go away.
Bart: Why the hell should I do that?
Merril25: Cuz I said so. It's a girl's talk for a while, now beat it.
Bart: Sheesh, girls these days- *leaves the dark room*
Merril25: Margie, please continue.
Margie: Well, honestly, Bart is like the most important person to me, I would absolutely die if I saw another girl any less than one inch close to him.
Maria: That's so sweet!
Merril25: Psh. Talk about puppy love. Okay case closed! *All lights switched back on*
Bart: Finally.
Emeralda: It was like 30 seconds.
Bart: *shrugs* so?
Merril25: We've found a way to kill Margie without actually physically hurting her.
Maria: We did?
Krelian: I'm here finally, did I miss anything?
Meril25: About time moron! This thing is almost over yer numbsull!
Maria: We're about to kill Margie emotionally.
Krelian: I see, this is going to be interesting.
Margie: But I'm so cute, vulnerable and innocent.
Krelian: *stares* she's got a point.
Merril25: Yeah. Okay, now watch the master get to work. Bart! Get over here!
Bart: What?!
Merril25: Stand over there. Maria and Emeralda! Huddle, quick! *whisper*
Maria: Okay!
Emeralda: I'm not doing the cheek.
Merril25: fine. Margie!
Margie: Yeah?
Merril25: Watch closely. Okay, on a count of three. One, two, THREE! *All three grabs Bart. Maria and Merril kisses Bart on each cheek, Emeralda hugs Bart.*
Margie: *gasp* !! *faints*
Maria: Yeah! We killed Margie!
Bart: . *rubs cheek*
Emeralda: it's not something to be proud of.
Merril25: oh well, I think that's enough dead/ fainted/ unconscious/ heart- attacked people for one day.
Bart: .hey, can I get hugged and kissed next time too?
Merril25: Don't see why not. *smoochs Bart, who turns beet red* okey, enough killing, until next time. Ciao! -.^
Maria: Wait! We're not all dead yet!
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A/N: Viola! Chaos finally ended! Remember to review! For this humour is rare and hard to find like a needle in a haysack. So please review! Let's say six and I'll consider a sequel. Please?!
Disclaimer: Don't own Xenogears. V.V no Duh! But I own this story, don't steal it, okay?!