The Legend of Luffy

Devil Fruit of Rubber

KS: Hey! Thanks for reading. This is a little, short fic I decided to do randomly. Not even sure how it's going to go...perhaps I should plan stuff out. XD

Obviously it's a Zelda/OP parody sort of thing. Hm...There's not much to say about a fic that is so underplanned...so let's just start.

DISCLAIMER: I don't own ONE PIECE or Zelda. I have no affiliations with Shueisha/Jump Comics, Toei Animation, Eiichiro Oda, the EVIL 4Kids Entertainment. Neither do I have any connections with Nintendo, Shigeru Miyamoto, etc. etc.

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Chapter One: The Great Deku Tree

Luffy was a fairy child. Or, at least, he thought he was.

He really wasn't, you know. No other fairy child--Kokiri, as they're called--was quite as tall, nor were any of them anything close to adults. Poor Luffy banged his head on the door of his house every time he went in! Of course, it didn't hurt him, since he had eaten what was called a 'Devil Fruit' by mistake when he was just a lad.

As if being a teen amongst people who weren't supposed to age was bad enough, he was also a rubberman because of that Devil Fruit. And if that wasn't bad enough, he didn't have his own fairy.

Now, if you were a fairy child, you had to have a fairy. And since Luffy didn't...well...he was an outcast. But, he didn't care. He loved messing around, having fun, and the idea of adventure. He didn't care about the 'not having a fairy' thing, and he thought that his rubber abilities were the greatest thing since glass bottles, even though no one else seemed to share his viewpoint.

But, Luffy's life was about to change dramatically. It all started with these weird dreams...

Luffy saw himself standing before a great, stone wall, a bridge, and a moat--whatever a moat was--and before he could think there was a white horse with two riders coming across it. One was a raven-haired woman, and the other was a young, blue-haired maden. They both looked scared. Luffy turned and watched them ride away into the dark, stormy night. Then, he heard a noise behind him.

He turned again only to face a frightening looking man. He wore black clothes and was tall--taller than he was. Luffy couldn't see his eyes, for they were hidden in shadow. The strange figure had a sadistic smile on his face and raised his hand menacingly...

"OI!!! Lin--I mean, LUFFY!!!" Called a voice that snapped the rubberman from his dream.

Luffy shot up. "Eh?" he gasped. He looked around for who had woken him up.

"...Who's there?" he asked. A little blue ball of light with wings flew into his face.

"Hi!" it said cheerfully. Luffy's head went back a bit.

"What are you?" he asked. The ball of light paused, thinking that the answer was obvious.

"Me?" it started. "I'm a fai--" but Luffy cut her off.

"Ah, I see! You're a 'mystery light'!" he concluded, putting his hand on his chin.

"No!" the light cried out. "I'm your fairy!" she yelled.

"Ooooh, I see. You're my fairy." Luffy nodded.

"Yes. My name's Navi." the fairy sighed. Luffy grinned broadly...a little too broadly; it was creepy. "Hi, Navi! So, you're my fairy? Great! You're my new nakama!!"

Navi bobbed up and down a few times, seeming to nod impatiently. "Yes, I'm your fairy partner! The Great Deku Tree sent me! We've got to hurry and go meet with him! Come on! He sent me to get you!" she said quickly.

"All right." Luffy said, standing. "But first let me get some clothes on."

Navi noticed he had the bedcover covering only the lower half of his body. She turned around quickly, embarassed. "Ah! Yes! Please do!" she said.

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Luffy had changed fairly quickly. When he had told Navi it was okay to look and she turned around, he was clad in a simple motif of green. A tunic of green covered his body and a brown leather belt was tight around his waist. Tan sandals were on his feet, and on his head rested a straw hat with a green band around it.

"Yosh! I'm all set to go!" he said as he picked up a large bag of meat and slung it over his shoulder.

"We're only going for a little while! There's no need for all that!" Navi shouted angrilly.

Luffy looked puzzled. "I know. That's why I only packed a litle."

Navi sighed, shaking a bit in dissaproval. "Okay, okay, nevermind. But, we need to go, the Deku Tree said it was urgent." she said. Luffy smiled. "Then go! Lead the way!" he grinned. But, instead of waiting for Navi to go like he had said, he just went ahead out the door. Navi looked up towards the ceiling. "Oh boy...this is going to be interesting..." she muttered.

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Luffy and Navi made their way to the Great Deku Tree's meadow. Luffy, on Navi's instruction, had left the bag of meat at his tree house. He hadn't been happy about it at first, but he quickly got over it.

He trapsed allong, smiling and singing a tune Navi had heard the Kokiri children sing many times before, but with different lyrics inserted every now and then. This is how it went...

Oh, the pirate kid goes off and plays,

Where the Fairies go and often stay,

While all the while the Kaizokuou says,

It's time, my children, off to bed!

But the baka people go out in the rain,

Instead of going to bed again!

Navi wondered on it, but as she did they reached the meadow entrance. But...there was someone in the way. It was the 'self-proclaimed boss' off the Kokiri, Mido.

"HOLD IT!! Luffy! I can't let you go to see the Deku tree!" he said, holding up his hand to signal the much larger boy to stop.

"Why?" Luffy asked.

"Because..." The short, bow-legged fairy child began, "You haven't got a fairy."

Luffy pointed at Navi. "I've got one. Here." he said. Mido, of course, was shocked that the weirdo had gotten one, particularly since he hadn't yet heard about it. He thought quickly.

"Well, yes, you've got one now...yes. But, I can't let you go see the Deku Tree witout a...Sword and shield! Ha!!" he laughed.

The Kokiri were a race of peace...shields were super expensive and swords were just legendary! He had him there. Luffy huffed a bit.

"Eh? What do I need those for?" he asked. Mido sat his hands on his hips.

"To defend yourself in danger." he replied simply. Luffy crossed his arms.

"Why would I be in danger just going to see the Great Deku Tree?" he asked. Mido was speechless a moment.

"Well...um...just because!!" he replied. Navi looked over at Luffy.

"Are you just going to stand there?" she asked.

"No!" Luffy replied. He punched Mido in the face, causing Mido to fly back, unconcious. Luffy walked on past the boy.

"Uh...I meant to say, 'Are you just going to stand there, or are you going to look for the sword and shield?' " she said. Luffy laughed a bit.

"Sword? I can't use a sword!" he grinned, walking on. It wasn't very far through a narrow passage to the meadow where the Great Deku Tree stood. Luffy stared up at the enormous tree.

"Uwoah!" he said as he saw him. "That's one big tree!"

The Deku Tree didn't look so well. He let out a long, miserable sigh before beginning.

"Luffy..." he said. Luffy nodded.

"Aa, that's me."

"I am in need of thy assistance." The Great Tree said. "I...am cursed. A man in strange clothes and a mask did it to me...he was searching for the secret treasure that I hold. When I would not give it to him, he cursed me. Luffy, I needst thine help to break the curse." the Tree explained.

"Okay." Luffy said. "How do I do it?"

There was a rumbling sound as a front portion of the Great Tree's face slid down to the ground, revealing a large opening. "Thou must go in...and defeat the enemy inside that causes my pain." the Deku tree replied. Navi was still.

"Great Deku Tree...go inside you?" she asked softly.

Luffy, though, didn't seem to have any problem with it. He grinned as he walked on to go in. "Cool! This should be fun!"

Navi realized she was being left behind and flew quickly to Luffy's side.

"Oi! Can't you take this more seriously!?" she asked.

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KS: Hey! Thanks for reading!

I may decide to not do this story if it's not popular, so review please! And honestly, I have no "super desire" to do this fic, so there's a good discontinuation chance if no one likes it. I may write a few more chapters to give people time and what not...

So, review!