At the dinner table, Mulan poured the tea for her parents and grandmother. Nobody spoke, and they all had one thing on their mind. The war that her father would have to fight in.
Mulan slammed her cup down. "You shouldn't have to go!" she exclaimed, standing up. "There are plenty of young men to fight for China!"
"It is an honor to protect my country and my family," her father replied coolly.
"So you'll die for honor?"
He stood up as well. "I will die doing what's right."
"But if you—"
He put his hand on his hip and began snapping his fingers. "Look, girl, do not make me snap my fingers in a Z for-ma-tion!"
A/N: I got this idea from when my best friend and I were watching Mulan at school, and we couldn't stop joking around.