The Uchiha Family
Suki doesn't own Naruto. And if you give me one flame you'll I'll Make you watch barney in Chuck E Cheese's
Chapter 1: They're Creepy And kooky.
"Fugaku," Mikoto said drearily "Come to the window. The Wolves are starting to howl."
"I am Sorry my dear. I am Just Thinking about my dear son. He been gone for so long." Fugaku replied taking a drag from his cigar.
"Ooh. He has been gone…." She said in a sly voice, "For so long."
"Mother. Have you seen my electric cord?" Gaara Asked with a knife in hand.
"Did you ask Mama?" She replied listening to the wolves howling.
" No. Thank you, Mother."
"Is that for Kankuro?" She asked turning around.
"Yes." Gaara Replied sadly.
"I don't think so." She sid handing him an axe.
"Thank you mother."
Fugaku sighed, but then he saw a figure walking up past the gate. A tall black, menacing figure ghosting up to the door.. "He's back!" Fugaku yelled a blur rushed to the door as three loud knocks.
A tall, ugly, Frankenstein-looking figure opened the door to reveal Itachi Uchiha, Fugaku and Mikoto's long lost son.
"Itachi!" Fugaku yelled as he rushed to his son.
"Father. I have returned. Obviously." He said smiling evilly.
"Yes. Can you ever forgive me for driving away?"
"You did no such thing. I felt like taking a trip to Bermuda Triangle. Quite Interesting really. After I settle in I tell you about it." Itachi hugged his mother.
"On Guard ye demon of hell!" Gaara yelled while fencing with Temari.
"As long as you can with stand losing, Eyebrow less monster above!" She Screamed back, pushing him
Toward the stairs.
"Children." Mikoto said as Kankuro jumped down the hall strapped to a chair. "I assume you remember
Your brother Itachi?"
"BROTHER!" They yelled, well Kankuro muffled through a gag.
" Hello Gaara. Temari. Kankuro." Itachi said walking up to his room. "Tomorrow I'll teach all about Scratches, Scars and Gouges." he said pulling out a large thick, heavy book. He entered his room.
"Now that I am settled in," Itachi Said sitting in a chair inside the living room. "I will tell you about my extended stay in the Bermuda Triangle." Itachi sighed. " After Father and I fought, I decided to take a vacation, but two months into my vacation I was sucked into a vortex. For six months no clue who I was."
"Oh how terrible!" Mikotosaid almost sarcastically.
"Not at all. The Island I was stranded on was quite sinister and I got electrocuted on several occasions. After six months a passing mystery cruise ship saw me and brought me to the main land. Where I met some of the most beautiful people I have ever seen. Then, after two years of total amnesia, I was struck in the head by a metal pole and it all came back to me. Which is where we find ourselves now. Sitting in our living room, drinking and laughing once again!"
"Big bro? At what temperature does the human body melt?" Gaara asked.
"Now Gaara," his mother said. "This wouldn't be for any of your classmates, now, would it?" She asked with her left eyebrow raised.
"No! Of course not mother! I would NEVER think of setting Ino on fire." Gaara replied.
"Above 500 degrees, I believe." Itachi answered him.
"Thanks!" Gaara said rushing to his room.
Mikoto shook her head as she began to knit on the couch. Fugaku began to fence Itachi,: Itachi having the upper hand in this round.
END CHAPTER 1!
I know the Sand Sibs aren't Uchiha's, But They Fit the profile for this Addams Family Inspired Fanfic