Hiya!
I don't own Escaflowne... or Fruits basket (Jess just found the urge to stick Yuki in) Sweat drop I wonder why I agreed to... Sigh -.- anyway this is a fic that me and a friend (i.e. Jess, but I think you would of worked that out now... unless you hadn't... but I'm not going to say anything about that) made one night called Sunday 15th
I also decided that using italics for stage directions and all that stuff would have to do... due to the fact that I can't use some the symbols
Oh yeah... I changed my settings again... I think I'll stop it now... it's annoying for anyone who reads my fics -.-;
Note: It's quite short... and if you like Allen... well it's a good time to leave
Reader: Shakes fists Get on with it!
TK: Meep! Types... as fast as possible
TK is running around trying to organize everything. Jess is applying make-up to Dilly, and fussing over all of the Slayers.
The scene is at Allen's castle, when Zaibach were requesting supplies. (Jess wrote it… is it a castle? Meh… who cares)
TK: Ok, are we ready?
Allen: HA! I don't see any of you with your own castle
Van: I'm king of a country. Shut up.
Dilly: Will you just shut up and make way for me! Or would you rather I cut my way through this rabble?
Everyone moves. Dilly looks disappointed
TK: Hey! Where are the Dragon Slayers?
Jess: I said if they all gave me kisses and hugs they could go to starbucks. (Rat on Jess' shoulder is sad.) Don't worry Yuki, I'm making Chesta bring you cheese! Cheddar you know.
TK: 0.0; WWWWWHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT?
Jess: They all looked so hungry! And they're such sweet kissers, except Dallet, he's so greasy!
TK: YOU'RE SO SHAMELESS! Sarcastically and soooooo nice Glares daggers at Jess
Laura: You guys are crappy directors. Hey, we need stand-ins! Someone call the fire brigade, they're the closest thing to Dragon Slayers!
Later
Dilly: MWAHAHAHA-… LINE?
TK: It's 'HA'! 'Ha' you idiot!
Dilly: Clears throat MWAHAHAHAHA!... is that right?
TK: YES! NOW DO IT!
Jess: Dilly, you don't have enough blusher on, here... Dilly ends up looking like Dorothy from the wizard of Oz
Dilly: Vein pops
Jess: And now some lipstick!
Dilly: NO! No. Thanks. But no!
TK: -.-; Slaps self on forehead JUST STOP ALREADY! You're making him look like Allen!
Allen: Aw, Celena, you take after your big brother!
Dilly: ... GO TO HELL CHEESE ASS! .
TK: Anime style fall DAMN YOU ALL! Why don't you ALL GO TO HELL!... Well not Gatty... BUT THAT'S BESDIDES THE POINT... SO GO TO HELL! ALL OF YOU!
Migu: I thought that was later on...
TK: Glares in the utmost scary manner DAMN YOU!
Slayers death scene
TK is taking deep breaths with rosary beads in hand.
TK: Please God...
Scene goes perfectly, and all is silent while the slayers pretend to be dead
Distant sobbing
TK: $#&! JESS! YOU IDIOT! YOU RUINED IT! T.T cries
Jess: I... Sniff... can't help... sniff... it! WAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH! Theyy're all so cute! WAAAAAHHHH!
Chesta starts coughing
Chesta: I think I swallowed some of that fake blood stuff... Cough cough...
TK: Dies crying MY LIFE IS IN VAIN! SO JUST DO IT RIGHT! Death glares everyone
Jess: Will someone help him? I think he's dying here! SOMEBODY GIVE CHESTA MOUTH TO MOUTH!
Allen: ME ME ME!
Everyone: HELL NO!
Chesta: cough cough
Miguel comes on, two Dragon Slayers slathering him with margarine
TK: 0.o What the hell... ARE you doing, it's vile!
Miguel: Aren't I supposed to be bread in this scene?
TK: Has a very dangerous face on. Twitch JUST DIE! Chucks script and gets out chainsaw DIE ALREADY!
Jess: Ignoring TK and dabbing at Migu's shiny yellow face with a tissue Migu, you've been very bad, maybe you should go up early to bread, I mead dead, I mean... aw crap.
Laura: I'm hungry Eyes Miguel up and down drooling, starts to get starry eyes and visions of Bish and chips
TK: Still has dangerous face on Grabs hose and washing up liquid, grabs Miguel and cleans him with Allen's dress
Laura: Starts placing salad and ham delicately onto Migu's head
Scene skips to when the slayers and Van are walking through death
Jess: I don't think I can stand this clutches Dilly's head in hands and hugs him
Dilly: Turns purple
TK: Twitch... twitch OH TO HELL WITH IT! Walks up and punches Gatty I needed to hit someone who wouldn't care!
Scene skips to when Millerna has healed Allen and says he will be okay...
Angry mob: Aw crap... it's a miracle!
TK: What is this shit! Chucks pot noodle at Allen
Chid: Hey, I just noticed something; Allen does look a bit like me!
Everyone starts whistling with their hands behind their backs. Except Laura, who's smoking a bubble pipe and reading '150 ways to conspire against blonde wankers'
Laura: Yep, your Daddy sure is a poof!
Chid: My... wha?
Allen: Obliviously prances around blowing kisses to the angry mob and camera crew
TK: Kicks Laura in the shin SHUDDUP!
Jess: Chid maybe you should come with me. Jess takes Chid backstage
Mumbling is heard, then a distinct "Jimeny Crickets!" from Chid
TK: Oh brother...
Laura: Leafing through Schezar family tree Oh, what do you know, Chesta's daddy is a poof too, son of… Allen Schezar and Will Young!
TK: 0.0;;;;; HUUUUGGGGEEE Sweat drop
Chesta: Holy mother of saint Petersburg square with a pigeon crapping on a tablespoon!
TK: Hits Chesta with a wooden spoon Don't say such things!
Jess: Van, wanna go get hot chocolate and chocolate chip cookies, with cupcakes?
Van: You bet!
Dilly: Can I have an ice-cream?
TK: THAT IS IT! I AM GOING TO STARBUCKS TO GET COFFEE BEFORE I KILL YOU ALL! I DON'T KNOW HOW TO COPE, SO I AM GOING ON VACATION TO… TO… TO… ATLANTIS, AND BY THE TIME I COME BACK, I WILL KILL EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU IF IT IS NOT PERFECT! YOU LITTLE BAS- TK finds herself all alone T.T I really hate you guys! Goes on a killing spree to relieve depression and stress
The end!
If this is deleted I will virtually cry... no honestly... I will cry!
TK's notes: Well you can't exactly tell who wrote what out of me and Jess...
Migu is what Jess calls Miguel
I would of put Shesta instead of Chesta... but then Jess would start whining at me probably... meh... and I couldn't be bothered to change it once I had already done it...
Oh yes... the pain... the furthest I have gone to hurt someonepurposely was by biting them... but they didn't seem to care, I bite a lot... unless I am extremely pissed off...>.>;