'Twas the night before Christmas

'Twas the night before Christmas, in the Cullen house

Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse;

The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,

In hopes that Esme would fill them with flare;

The girls were nestled all snug in their beds,

While visions of mountain bears danced in the boy's heads;

And Bella in her teddy, and I in my cap,

Had just settled down with no intentions of a nap,

When from down below there rose such a clatter,

I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter.

Thew open my door, down the stairs I flew like a flash,

Tore down the hallways and then a big crash,

When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,

Emmett rattling boxes to see what was there,

With little patience left, I laid into him quick,

I wanted to be upstairs with Bella sucking my dick.

More rapid than eagles I went back as I came,

I entered the room, tonight she'd be yelling name;

"Off shirt, off pants, you too my vixen

Tonight you will be screaming "Oh Edward Mason!

"On top of the sofa! On top of the bed!

Now come to me! Come to me! Come give me head"

As her soft lip consumed me I sent praise to the sky,

She worked with such gusto sucking my dry,

I quickly got mine then to bed we flew,

I spread her legs quickly, she'd be getting hers too.

As my tongue plunged inside her she let out a moan

I could tell she was getting close with each little groan

As I drew back my hand, to turned it around,

I played with her G spot, she came with a bound.

My hopes of control were but forsook,

When she pulled me in closer and gave me that look.

I bundled her close then onto her back,

her eyes gleamed with knowingI was going to attack.

Her eyes -- how they twinkled!

Her dimples how merry!

Her cheeks were like roses, she tasted like strawberry!

Her arms 'round my neck, her legs 'round my waist

I started off slowly then quickened my pace;

Just for a moment the sharp of my teeth,

Was hard to control it as she wiggled underneath;

As I thrust inside her, felt it in my belly,

I was going to explode then have bones made of jelly.

Having her spread before me, my own personal elf

I growled out loud as she started touching herself.

She started to pant and with a twist of her head,

she let out a scream as her face turned all red;

She yelled out my name I couldn't help the smirk,

I let out a snarl as I came with a jerk,

Collapsing on top of her, I slowly arose,

With quick little kiss on her sweet little nose;

She laid up beside me, our legs entwistled,

She started to snore with a bit of a whistle.

I heard her whisper, before she was out like a light,

"Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good-night."