How to Win a Dobe's Heart

Disclaimer: I have not, will not, and do not own Naruto and any lawyer that decides to challenge that bring it on I have nothing better to do with my time

Warning: This fic contains yaoi shounen ai and anyone who reads this and becomes offended you were warned for a flipping reason. If you have anything against shounen ai or yaoi, then you have serious homophobe issue that I do not care about it do you understand I simply don't care, so go find someone who does.

With that being said enjoy

Naruto woke up to the sweet aroma of ramen. The normally hyper boy sat up and rubbed the sleep out of his eyes "nmmmm….. Hungry, ramen" he muttered groggily. He stretched with a small yawn before shifting in the bed and sitting up. Taking a few seconds to physically prepare him self for the walk into the kitchen. But no amount of mental preparation could prepare him for what was inside.

"OMG SASUKE WHAT THE HELL" he yelled pointing at the Uchiha.

"G-morning Naru-chan" he replied cheerfully which was tremendously out of character for the boy.

"Don't G'morning me' what the heck are you doing in my apartment" Naruto screeched refusing to amend the issue.

"Oh Naru-chan stop being so loud" Sasuke said walking up to the bemused boy "you can be as loud as you want later when I have you all…to…myself" he whispered into his kitsune's ear tracing over it frivolously with his tongue.

"GAH SASUKE" Naruto shrieked pushing him self away from the Uchiha. "What are you doing here anyway" he solicited yet again.

"Just making my boy-friend some ramen" the dark haired teen responded holding up the miso ramen as confirmation.

"Oh" Naruto said folding his across his chest "well you'd better go find him 'cause he's not here" he seethed irritably turning his head away.

"C'mon Naru-chan don't be like that" the pale boy pleaded holding the ramen out more.

"I don't wan it" Naruto countered rebelliously.

"Please, I worked really hard" the supposed avenger implored with a diminutive but still existent pout.

"Fine" the blond ball of restless energy sighed taking the bowl of ramen out of the now cheerful Uchiha and eying it apprehensively.

"Naruto I'm trying to get you to like me not trying to kill you so why would I put poison in the ramen" the dark eyed boy asked warily.

The kitsune opened his mouth as though he was about to say something paradoxical but decided against it and just ate the ramen

Walking out of his apartment Naruto turned back making sure the door was locked before setting off (ON AN ADVENTURE) to the bridge. If ever there was a harder mission than an S ranked mission then Naruto found it 'Keep Sasuke from Molesting You in Public' that's what is should be called. The supposedly cold natured boy was worst that Jiriya.

"TEME DON'T TOUCH THAT" Naruto yelled blushing while attempting to eradicate the Uchiha for having the impudence to touch him there.

'Just give in kit'

'Nani'

'You know you like to'

'Yeah but not I public'

'So you admit you want it'

'Grr shut it you old fox'

'Hm brat'

Grumbling about stupid old foxes Naruto continued to walk whilst fending off the boy's sexual harassment. Finally reaching the bridge Naruto sought refuge in Kakashi-sensei but when was he ever early or punctual for that matter.

I guess we can all agree that Sasuke is a perv and Naruto is suffering quite a bit but sigh sacrafices must be made. By the way next chapter I'm introducing a new character her name is Kitty and she's just a voice but what she says and does makes all the are welcome and please if you have not read the Warning go flipping read it.