Warning: I wrote this just to be funny there is no other point what so ever nothing against gay people. If you don't like this don't read it simple as that.
"You're so gay your hair looks like a ducks ass." Sai commented
"You're so gay your wearing a half shirt." Sasuke retaliated.
"You're so gay your V-neck exposes your nipples." Sai said
"You're so gay you constantly talk about penises. " Sasuke snapped
"You're so gay you went away to live with a 'man' who only wanted you for your body." Sai said flashing a fake smile.
"You're so gay you tried to kiss Naruto!" Sasuke said victoriously.
"You're so gay you did kiss Naruto." Sai commented back.
"You're so gay you saw Naruto's penis" Sasuke said.
"You're so gay you wanted to see his penis." Sai said getting closer to Sasuke.
"You're so gay you want to see my penis." Sasuke replied leaning closer to Sai.
"You're so gay you want me to see your penis." Sai said holding still.
"You're so gay you want me." Sasuke said confidently.
"You're so gay your right!" Sai said grabbing Sasuke and smashing there lips together and falling to the ground.
"Were so gay-"
"Were going to fuck each other until we cant sit!" Sasuke finished.