The Capturing
Hello there! First Gears of War fan fic! So excited! Nothing special mostly because I'm not as familiar with the story like I am with Assassin's Creed XP enjoy! This is supposed random and funny. BTW this was when Maria's group was getting captured.
Warning: It's crazy and random XP
A Locust's POV
RAWR! We're capturing humans! RAWR!
Maria's POV
DAMMIT! My group is getting captured by ugly ass locusts!
"P-please! Don't hurt us!" One of the men, Joe, begged as a locust grabbed him.
"You're so manly!" I rolled my eyes.
"SHUT UP!" Joe yelled at me.
"Eh, you shut up boy." I said putting my hands on my hips.
"Bitch!" Joe yelled at me.
"RAWR!" A locust was charging at me. I smacked him.
"Hang on! I have some business to do!" I yelled charging at Joe.
"STOP THE HUMAN! RAWR!" A locust called out.
More locusts charged at me. I stopped very annoyed.
"You just all stop! Ok?" I yelled at the locusts.
They stopped and looked confused.
"YOU ALL FREAKING ROAR ALL THE DAMN TIME! HOW THE HELL IS XBOX GAMERS GOING TO TAKE YOU SERIOUSLY IF YOU SOUND LIKE DAMN RETARDS EVERYTIME THEY'RE FIGHTING YOU? HUH?" I ranted furiously at the ugly ass locusts.
"B-but I thought that made me l-look cool." One of the locusts stammered with tears in his eyes.
"EH, HELL NO! YOU'RE SO UNITIMADTING THAT I SHOULD START CALLING YOU THE RAWRIE PEOPLE! CUZ WHO'S GUNNA BE ITIMADTED WHEN SOMEONE SHOUTS "LOOK OUT FOR THE RAWRIE PEOPLE!" WHEN THEY'RE ON XBOX LIVE? AM I RIGHT?" I yelled at them.
The locust started crying on another locust's shoulder.
"It's ok, it's ok. Don't mind the mean ass woman." The locust pats the crying on the back.
"You know guys, I have such a low self esteem right now because of that woman…" A locust said.
"Me too!"
"I think I'm gonna cry!
"I think I'm gonna KEEL myself!"
"RAWR! RAWRIE! RAWR!"
"You said it man…"
"Anyways, I have unfinished business." I glared at Joe and started charging at him.
Joe screamed and tried to hide behind the locust that was holding him.
"OH MY GOD! HELL NO! I'm hiding behind you! Do you see that woman coming at us like at ninety miles per hour!" The locust held Joe in front of him like a shield.
Joe squealed as I punched him in the face.
"NO ONE CALLS ME A BITCH! NO ONE!" I yelled at him while punching him repeatedly.
"Wow, you just got owned by some crazy lady." The locust who was holding Joe said.
"DAMN YOU LOCUSTS! AND YOU TOO MARIA!" Joe shouted out.
"RAWR!"
"OK! WHO THE HELL KEEPS RAWRING?" I asked glaring at the locusts.
"OMG!" The locusts screamed pointing behind me.
I turned around to see a giant brumack staring at us.
"RAWR!" He screamed viciously.
"We're screwed." I mumbled.
"RAWW- HOW WANTS A HUG?" The brumack asked with opened arms and smiling.
Marie's expression: -.-
Locusts' expression: :D
THE END XD
Hey! Did ya enjoy the story? Hoped ya did lol and please don't correct me if I misspelled brumack Cuz who the hell knows how to spell that! Lolz thx for reading XD