No, Gaara! That is MAH dobe!

by chisako

It's a parody. Gaara as the kitty, Sasuke as Cartman and Naruto as..... pot pie? Rated just to be safe and language in the author's note. XP

A/N: This is a parody that I came up with while I was brushing my teeth and thinking about South Park. XD

Disclaimer: Naruto comes from the great mind of Masashi Kishimoto and South Park is mine. I wish, South Park comes from Trey Parker and Matt Stone.

No, Gaara! That's my dobe!

Gaara: "Meow!"

Sasuke: "No, Gaara! That is my dobe!"

Gaara: "Meow!"

Sasuke: "Noo, Gaara! This is MAH dobe!"

Gaara: "Meow!"

Sasuke: "Noo, Gaara! This is MAH dobeee!!"

Gaara: -hiss-

Sasuke: "Maaa! Gaara's being a dildo!!"

Kisame: "Well then, I know a certain kitty-kitty who's sleeping with mommy tonight!"

Rofl, I can't think of what Gaara can say so this fic turned out fucked. I couldn't think of anyone to be Sasuke's mom. Sorry, Kisame fans!! Don't sue meee! TT.TT