A/N: Ha ha ha ha.... This is my pride and joy! A 35 page novel on notebook paper! It's a beloved saga about the Dark Magician Girl starting her period! Bum bum bum! Yeah... well anyway, this story was written by me, GF, and a friend of mine, Heather. Together our comic genius has produced a winner. And now I want to share it with you all!
"Once A Month"
By gangling freak and Heather
Chapter 1- The Bloody Show
DM- Dark Magician
DMG- Dark Magician Girl
* The DM is sitting on his couch reading the duel monsters newspaper*
DM- Feral Imp gets elected president of the shadow relm?!...What the hell is this world coming to?!
*The DMG comes out of the bathroom in shock*
DMG- Ahhh! Oh my RA, I'm BLEEDING, DARKY!!!! *puts her hands on her face* I need medical attention! Someone! Is there a doctor in the house?!
DM- O.o...Why the hell would there be a doctor in our house?
DMG- I DON'T KNOW!! BUT DID YOU HEAR... I'M BLE-EDING! MA-A-A-STER!!
DM- *hops up in shock* WHAT?! Bleeding? Where? *worried*
DMG- Ummm... *hesitates*
DM- Where is it? You can tell me! *holds her hand in his own*
DMG- *closes her eyes in embarassment* I CAAAN'T TELL YOU! ITS... PRIVATE! *blushes*
DM- O.o Private??? Can you show me? Otherwise there's nothing I can do for you!
DMG- I can't show you if I can't even tell you! *frantic hand-motions*
DM- Well how can I help you then! *frustrated*
DMG- I don't know!!!
DM- Well, then write it down!
DMG- I don't know the scientific term for it!! I can't spell it!
DM- Then write the slang term for it!
DMG-...*pauses* There's a slang term?
DM- It's the year 2000! There's a slang term for everything!
DMG- Well, I don't know that either! *begins to get teary eyed*
DM- Oh, Please... Don't cry! I can't stand girls crying!
DMG- *starts crying* WAAA! You're not... gonna...help...me! *whines*
DM- Shh...shh...*tries to calm her down* I'm going to help you. I just need a little more...information.
DMG- *sniff* Well...I think... maybe...
DM- Oh! *idea* Maybe you should put pressure on it!
DMG- O.o I don't think it's one of "those" kind of things!
DM- Well what kind of "thing" is it?
DMG- Ummm...a female... thing...
DM- O.o A "female" thing?... Is it... *motions in the chest area*
DMG- No!...no, no! It's somewhere...else! *blushing*
DM- *looks down slowly* Ohh... I... see... Um...
DMG- Do you think it might be an STD?
DM- Uhh... well... *sweatdrop*
DMG- HOLY CRAP! I HAVE GENITAL HERPIES! DON'T I? YOU CAN TELL ME! *scared*
DM- Well... Maybe... you...
DMG- Or maybe it's gonoreah... Or sypilis... Ra, I hope it's not... HIV... I HAVE AIDS! ITS AIDS... I KNOW IT IS! *falls to her knees and cries*
DM- *kneels beside her and craddles her chin in his hand* You don't have an STD, sweetheart... You've never engaged in sexual activities... You're still a virgin...
DMG- Well... couldn't it go airborn? *sniffles*
DM- No... It can only happen if you were to exchange "bodily" fluids...*embarassed*
DMG- Well... couldn't it still be... AIDS?
DM- No... You'd have to be born with it and would have learned about it as a young child.
DMG- O-kay... but what do I do? Darky?
DM- Go in the bathroom... and stay there until I get back.
DMG- But... where... where are you going? *timidly*
DM- Don't worry *kisses her fore- head* stay put and I'll be back! Trust me... I promise.
*he leaves*
***HA HA HA! Cliffhanger! WAIT TIL YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS NEXT!!!! PLEEEASE REVIEW!!!!
GANGLING FREAK***
"Once A Month"
By gangling freak and Heather
Chapter 1- The Bloody Show
DM- Dark Magician
DMG- Dark Magician Girl
* The DM is sitting on his couch reading the duel monsters newspaper*
DM- Feral Imp gets elected president of the shadow relm?!...What the hell is this world coming to?!
*The DMG comes out of the bathroom in shock*
DMG- Ahhh! Oh my RA, I'm BLEEDING, DARKY!!!! *puts her hands on her face* I need medical attention! Someone! Is there a doctor in the house?!
DM- O.o...Why the hell would there be a doctor in our house?
DMG- I DON'T KNOW!! BUT DID YOU HEAR... I'M BLE-EDING! MA-A-A-STER!!
DM- *hops up in shock* WHAT?! Bleeding? Where? *worried*
DMG- Ummm... *hesitates*
DM- Where is it? You can tell me! *holds her hand in his own*
DMG- *closes her eyes in embarassment* I CAAAN'T TELL YOU! ITS... PRIVATE! *blushes*
DM- O.o Private??? Can you show me? Otherwise there's nothing I can do for you!
DMG- I can't show you if I can't even tell you! *frantic hand-motions*
DM- Well how can I help you then! *frustrated*
DMG- I don't know!!!
DM- Well, then write it down!
DMG- I don't know the scientific term for it!! I can't spell it!
DM- Then write the slang term for it!
DMG-...*pauses* There's a slang term?
DM- It's the year 2000! There's a slang term for everything!
DMG- Well, I don't know that either! *begins to get teary eyed*
DM- Oh, Please... Don't cry! I can't stand girls crying!
DMG- *starts crying* WAAA! You're not... gonna...help...me! *whines*
DM- Shh...shh...*tries to calm her down* I'm going to help you. I just need a little more...information.
DMG- *sniff* Well...I think... maybe...
DM- Oh! *idea* Maybe you should put pressure on it!
DMG- O.o I don't think it's one of "those" kind of things!
DM- Well what kind of "thing" is it?
DMG- Ummm...a female... thing...
DM- O.o A "female" thing?... Is it... *motions in the chest area*
DMG- No!...no, no! It's somewhere...else! *blushing*
DM- *looks down slowly* Ohh... I... see... Um...
DMG- Do you think it might be an STD?
DM- Uhh... well... *sweatdrop*
DMG- HOLY CRAP! I HAVE GENITAL HERPIES! DON'T I? YOU CAN TELL ME! *scared*
DM- Well... Maybe... you...
DMG- Or maybe it's gonoreah... Or sypilis... Ra, I hope it's not... HIV... I HAVE AIDS! ITS AIDS... I KNOW IT IS! *falls to her knees and cries*
DM- *kneels beside her and craddles her chin in his hand* You don't have an STD, sweetheart... You've never engaged in sexual activities... You're still a virgin...
DMG- Well... couldn't it go airborn? *sniffles*
DM- No... It can only happen if you were to exchange "bodily" fluids...*embarassed*
DMG- Well... couldn't it still be... AIDS?
DM- No... You'd have to be born with it and would have learned about it as a young child.
DMG- O-kay... but what do I do? Darky?
DM- Go in the bathroom... and stay there until I get back.
DMG- But... where... where are you going? *timidly*
DM- Don't worry *kisses her fore- head* stay put and I'll be back! Trust me... I promise.
*he leaves*
***HA HA HA! Cliffhanger! WAIT TIL YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS NEXT!!!! PLEEEASE REVIEW!!!!
GANGLING FREAK***