Disclaimer: Darkstalkers is the property of CAPCOM. The parody of this song
"Trigger Happy" is the property of Weird Al Yankovic. This is just
something that I thought would look humorous, what with B.B. Hood's fetish
for money and guns. Just a little humor, that's all. Well, enjoy.
Rich and Happy
(Parody of Weird Al's "Trigger Happy.")
I have a giant wad of cash, well you know it makes me feel alright
Got an Uzi in my apron, it helps me hunt a little better at night
There's nothing more I really need
Than to kill each and every demon seed
'Cause I'm rich and happy, rich and happy every night.
Well, you had better run away, and you better stay out of my sight
Yeah, I'm gonna be shootin' at the vampires ev-ery night
I'll blow their brains out and then impale their hearts
Then I'll take their heads as proof for my bounty
Now I'm rich and happy, rich and happy every night.
(Oh yeah, I'm) richer, rich and happy
Yes, I'm richer, rich and happy
(Have lots of cash) richer, rich and happy
Yes, I'm richer, rich and happy
(I like bein') rich, rich and happy
Yes, I'm richer, rich and happy
But I hate demons, so I'm gonna have to blow them away.
Oh, I accidentally shot Victor last night in his den
I mistook him in the dark for ol' Anakaris again
Now why'd Emily get so mad?
It's not like he'll be missed that bad
You know, I'm rich and happy, rich and happy every night.
Oh, I shot a few werewolves through the alleys during 10 at night
A cat woman took a round, Felicia I think was her name
I filled that cat woman so full of lead
I'll have to use her for a pencil instead
Well, I'm rich and happy, rich and happy every night.
(Got some more) bounty, rich and happy
Yes, I'm richer, rich and happy
(Some more cash) richer, rich and happy
Yes, I'm richer, rich and happy
(I'm so much) richer, rich and happy
Yes, I'm richer, rich and happy
There are more demons, so I better go and blow them away.
I'll go and grab my ammo
What have I got to lose?
Then I'll hunt some succubi
And kill them before they can move.
Got a brand new semi-automatic rife with a laser sight
Oh, I'm prayin' some demon picks a fight with me tonight
I always keep a launcher in my bag
'Cause I'll be reducing zombies into washrags
Because I'm rich and happy, rich and happy every night.
(Where's more) bounty, rich and happy
Yes more bounty, rich and happy
(Here's some) fish men, rich and happy
Yes some fish men, rich and happy
(Hey look) a Sasquatch, rich and happy
Yes a Sasquatch, rich and happy
Well, it's time to go home, but first I'm gonna blow you away.
End of song.
Well, that's it. Sorry if I offended anyone whose favorite Darkstalker was
mentioned. To make things fair, Felicia's "my" favorite Darkstalker. Do
you know how "much" I wanted to leave her out of this?
Either review and/or send an email to rubynall@hotmail.com
I hope it was worth at least a "slight" laugh.
"Trigger Happy" is the property of Weird Al Yankovic. This is just
something that I thought would look humorous, what with B.B. Hood's fetish
for money and guns. Just a little humor, that's all. Well, enjoy.
Rich and Happy
(Parody of Weird Al's "Trigger Happy.")
I have a giant wad of cash, well you know it makes me feel alright
Got an Uzi in my apron, it helps me hunt a little better at night
There's nothing more I really need
Than to kill each and every demon seed
'Cause I'm rich and happy, rich and happy every night.
Well, you had better run away, and you better stay out of my sight
Yeah, I'm gonna be shootin' at the vampires ev-ery night
I'll blow their brains out and then impale their hearts
Then I'll take their heads as proof for my bounty
Now I'm rich and happy, rich and happy every night.
(Oh yeah, I'm) richer, rich and happy
Yes, I'm richer, rich and happy
(Have lots of cash) richer, rich and happy
Yes, I'm richer, rich and happy
(I like bein') rich, rich and happy
Yes, I'm richer, rich and happy
But I hate demons, so I'm gonna have to blow them away.
Oh, I accidentally shot Victor last night in his den
I mistook him in the dark for ol' Anakaris again
Now why'd Emily get so mad?
It's not like he'll be missed that bad
You know, I'm rich and happy, rich and happy every night.
Oh, I shot a few werewolves through the alleys during 10 at night
A cat woman took a round, Felicia I think was her name
I filled that cat woman so full of lead
I'll have to use her for a pencil instead
Well, I'm rich and happy, rich and happy every night.
(Got some more) bounty, rich and happy
Yes, I'm richer, rich and happy
(Some more cash) richer, rich and happy
Yes, I'm richer, rich and happy
(I'm so much) richer, rich and happy
Yes, I'm richer, rich and happy
There are more demons, so I better go and blow them away.
I'll go and grab my ammo
What have I got to lose?
Then I'll hunt some succubi
And kill them before they can move.
Got a brand new semi-automatic rife with a laser sight
Oh, I'm prayin' some demon picks a fight with me tonight
I always keep a launcher in my bag
'Cause I'll be reducing zombies into washrags
Because I'm rich and happy, rich and happy every night.
(Where's more) bounty, rich and happy
Yes more bounty, rich and happy
(Here's some) fish men, rich and happy
Yes some fish men, rich and happy
(Hey look) a Sasquatch, rich and happy
Yes a Sasquatch, rich and happy
Well, it's time to go home, but first I'm gonna blow you away.
End of song.
Well, that's it. Sorry if I offended anyone whose favorite Darkstalker was
mentioned. To make things fair, Felicia's "my" favorite Darkstalker. Do
you know how "much" I wanted to leave her out of this?
Either review and/or send an email to rubynall@hotmail.com
I hope it was worth at least a "slight" laugh.