Haruhi can swing her sword
"Do you like my sword, sword, sword my diamond sword, sword?"
"What diamond sword?"
"You cannot afford, ford, ford my diamond sword."
"Haruhi were we're a lot richer than you are."
"Even if you could, could-"
"And we can."
"I have a patent."
"Those cost more money then you're clothes do."
"No-one else can make a sword exactly in this manner, manner, welcome to my manor, manor."
"You live in an apartment."
"I ca-ca-canna, I'm gonna swing, swing, swing my sword, sword."
"What sword?"
"Whenever I get bored, bored."
"My daughter, BORED?"
"I can swing my sword, sword, I can swing my sword."
"You don't have a sword, Haru-chan."
"Once I hit the floor boards."
"No surprise, you are clumsy."
"But I had it restored."
"Isn't that expensive?"
"And it was expensive."
"SEE!"
"But it was a write off."
"A what?"
"Swinging is my business, and by that I mean swinging swords!"
"Haruhi, you do not have a sword."
"You can not ignore..."
"No, but we want to."
"Do you like my sword?"
"WHAT SWORD?"
"HA! That was rhetorical."
"Of course it was."
"You know I am the oracle. I know you like my sword."
"Which doesn't exist."
"It's made of freaking diamonds!"
"No, it's not."
"If you don't you're lying."
"We never lie." (Insert creepy twin grin)
"But that would be fine, because it is awesome!"
"It's imaginary."
"And you're probably jealous."
"Of what?"
"I can swing my sword, sword."
"Is this almost over?"
"Because I am the lord, lord."
"I hope so."
"Lord of diamond swoooooorrrrrrrrrddddddssssah!"
"She's done?"
"AHAHAHA!" *COUGHCOUGH*
"Are you done, Haru-chan?"
"What? Oh! Didn't see you guys. Thanks for the iPod."
Story not by me but by my friend Mr. unicorn, read some of her stories they are really good
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