Author's note:

Greetings, fellow writers, and welcome to my debut Fanfiction. Before we continue, there are a few things that you should know.

1. Don't expect regular updates with this. I am an extremely busy writer with multiple different writing projects on my plate. For this story in particular, I'm a few chapters ahead so the first three or four chapters will hopefully be regular, but after that, who knows how often I'll post.

2. For this particular series of TD Fanfictions, I more than likely won't be doing any SYOCs. Sad, I know, but I'm not sure if I'd be able to pull off your characters correctly. I might be able to be talked into it if you made a good case, but otherwise...no.

3. This series has many inspirations, some of which come from other fanfictions. I will do my best to give a shoutout to those fanfiction writers at the end of chapters.

4. You can definitely make predictions about who's getting eliminated in the next chapter in the reviews section. I'll give anyone that guesses correctly a shoutout.

5. Feel free to PM me if you have any questions/concerns/advice/hate mail that you don't want to put in a public review. Also relating to this, if you see some sort of major spelling/grammar/story error that I missed during my reviewing of the chapter, feel free to PM me and let me know so I can take care of it in the next update. This shouldn't be a often occurrence, but nobody's perfect, and it's entirely plausible that I will miss something.

6. I do not own Total Drama. The only thing in this fanfiction that I do own are the 22 OCs I put into it and the island.

I think that's about it. So, without further ado...it's time for Total! Drama! Danger Zones!


Episode One: New Cast, Double the Danger.

This episode of Total Drama contains scenes of extreme stunts performed by animated teens.. Do not try anything you see here at home. Seriously, you could get really messed up.


"Welcome, Total Drama fans!" Chris McLean, the famous host of the Total Drama series, announced. He was standing on a boating dock, flashing his signature smile. "You asked for it, and we're giving it to you! An all new season with an all new cast on a brand-new island!"

The scene quickly changed into a view of Pahiktew Island malfunctioning. "If you recall," Chris went on, "Our last island had a few minor difficulties. So, we decided to build a brand-new artificial island with less bugs. But don't worry," he quickly added as the scene switched back to him. "We made this island even more dangerous than the last one." He then gave an evil chuckle.

"Everything may be different, but the rules of the game are still the same: teenagers will compete in challenges for a chance to win a boatload of money. After every challenge, one player will be sent home in a humiliating fashion, until there is only one player left standing."

"Who will fall into the loser gallery first?" Chris concluded. "Find out right here, on Total! Drama! Danger Zones!"

As he announced the season's title, the camera pulled back with every word, until the full island could be seen: a massive piece of machinery with many mountains, forests, and other various landmasses.


*Intro*

(As the intro music begins to play, cameras are seen appearing from above on a tree branch, from a sand pit, out of a small hole in a cliff, and from a pool of what appeared to be lava. The clapper clicks)

Dear Mom and Dad, I'm doing fine

(Chris is seen flying by on his jetpack)

You guys are on my mind

(The camera pans up over a cliff and into a body of water that appeared to have steam rising from it)

You asked me what I wanted to be, now I think the answer's plain to see

(In the water, we see Quincy taking a picture of Fang before getting yanked up by a fishing hook before the mutant shark can eat him. In the next shot, the fishing hook is revealed to have been cast by Wendel. As he glares at Quincy, an explosion next to Wendel goes off, sending both boys flying past Theresa, who is too busy writing things in her notebook to notice Kyle watching her from a distance)

I wanna be famous

(An obviously cybernetic bear rises behind Kyle, who turns around in shock before an arrow shot by William destroys the robot. William gives Kyle a salute while Nicole lands next to him with a loving smile, making him a bit nervous)

I wanna live close to the sun

(Kaia and Desmond are seen arguing, unaware that they are half sunk in mud.)

Well pack your bags cause I've already won

(At the side of the mud pit, Todd is seen being forced by Colt to press a red button, which causes Todd to be flung into the air by a spring)

Everything to prove nothing in my way

(Alex is seen skating past on her skateboard away from a cackling Deedee, who has two torches in hand. Alex is then saved by Moira, who swings in on a vine and grabs her before Deedee can burn them.)

I'll get there one day

(The scene pans into the mess hall, where Dana is reciting an incantation over a cauldron before Chef pushes her aside and adds several rotting vegetables to the mix.)

Cause I wanna be famous

(Logan is running from Dana and Chef in fear before he is stopped Hannah. Behind them, a plane crashes through the wall where Logan would've been, and Amber falls out of the pilot's seat)

Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah

(Rob is seen attempting to do comedy to a clearly unamused Phyllis)

I wanna be. I wanna be. I wanna be famous. I wanna be. I wanna be. I wanna be famous)

(Marvin is seen quickly carving something out of wood, then painting it. As he turns to the side, Chris confronts him. Marvin shows him that he had made a lifelike mini replica of Chris. Chris smiles, but a jet of fire shoots out from under where Marvin is holding the replica. He throws it, now on fire into the air. As the fire rises then falls, the scene turns to night)

*Whistling the main theme*

(Lana is seen nervously looking away from Charlie as he meditates. The camera pulls back to reveal the entire cast around a campfire, with Chris off to the side. The title is seen above)


"Welcome back," Chris said, still on the dock. "It's time to meet this season's cast. As a tribute to our first season, we've got twenty-two contestants this time. First up is Todd!"

A nerdy looking kid with curly orange hair, safety goggles, and a white lab coat arrives. He looks bored, but confident.

"Hey Chris, do you have any laboratories on the island?" he asked. "I want a place to put some of the chemicals I brought."

"I'm sure we can find space somewhere," Chris told him. "Now go stand over there, we need to focus on the other arriving players."

As Todd moved off to the side, Chris saw another boat arriving. "Next up is Lana!"

A quiet, nervous looking girl came next. She had long dark hair that dangled around her face and dark brown eyes. She was wearing a dark blue top with a brown jacket and black pants.

"He-hey Chris," Lana squeaked out.

"Looks like someone's a little nervous," Chris commented. "I'm sure a little pain and suffering well help that." He chuckled after that. Lana walked past him, still looking nervous.

CONFESSIONAL

"I didn't want to audition for Total Drama," Lana explained quietly. "My parents made me. They thought that the experience would let me make friends. Why do they bother, though? Do they really that I of all people would make a new friend on the most dangerous and cutthroat show in existence?

END CONFESSIONAL

The next teen to arrive is a bulky looking boy with wavy black hair and a determined look on his face. He wears a red t-shirt with a plus symbol on it and black shorts.

"Hey there, Desmond," Chris greeted.

"Can it, McLean, I came here to win," Desmond replied, walking past him.

Chris shrugged as the next boat arrived with a tall, brown haired girl wearing a tightfitting tank top and dark pants. As the boat stopped at the dock, the girl jumped off the boat, did a front flip, and landed in front of Chris.

"Hey Chris, what's up?" she asked with a smile.

"Everyone, this is Nicole," Chris introduced.

As Nicole joined the others, the next boat arrived, carrying a short boy with blonde hair, a blue shirt, and blue jeans.

"Say hello to Kyle, everyone!" Chris said.

Kyle looked around. "Interesting," he said. "It appears that this island, while made of artificial materials, has several natural locations in it, many of which will likely try to kill us in challenges."

"Slow your roll, I spy," Chris told him. "I'll explain everything once everyone's here. Speaking of which," he added as another boat arrived. "Next up is Moira!"

A pretty looking redhead stepped off, wearing a red and yellow striped shirt and long dark pants.

"Hey Chris," Moira said, speaking in a thick Scottish accent, "I hope I'm not too late. It's quite a long boat ride from Scotland to here."

"You're fine, Moira, not even half of our cast is here yet," Chris assured her.

Moira smiled and went to join the others, carrying her massive bags.

"What do you have in there?" Todd asked.

"My trapeze equipment," Moira replied. "Ye canna expect me to skip out on my training because I'm trying to win a million dollars."

The next arrival had a boy with light red hair, a brown vest with a green jacket, and brown leggings. But what drew everyone's attention was the bow and the quiver of arrows.

"William, you signed a contract," Chris reminded him. "No weapons."

"Oh, come on, Chris," William protested. "It's not like I'm going to be shooting anyone."

"Rules are rules, William," Chris said before calling out, "Chef!"

A tree trunk suddenly rose out of the ground behind William. It slid open to reveal a frowning Chef. Before William could react, Chef reached out and yanked the bow and the quiver off William's back before the tree trunk elevator went down again.

"Jerk," William muttered, stalking over to join the others.

Chris laughed, turning back to the water. His laughter stopped when he saw what was coming next: a boat that was clearly on fire containing a cackling girl with black hair and red bangs. She wore a low-cut tank top and red shorts.

The boat slammed into the dock and the girl jumped out. As she walked up to Chris, the boat behind her exploded.

"Hi Chris!" she exclaimed. "I'm excited to be here!"

Chris collected himself quickly. "This is Deedee everybody," he introduced. "Someone you shouldn't let near anything that can burn."

CONFESSIONAL

Nicole looks disturbed. "Okay, we haven't even been here an hour yet, and already Deedee is looking like she's even crazier than Izzy ever was," she said. "Hopefully we can boot her out before she burns down the entire island with us on it."

END CONFESSIONAL

The next boat contained a boy dressed all in black, including a mask that covered most of his face besides his dark eyes. As he got off the boat, he took off his mask, revealing mousy brown hair and a scar down his left cheek.

"I hope you left your weapons behind, Charlie," Chris warned. "We already had a problem with that today."

"Relax, McLean," said Charlie, "I left the swords and the throwing stars at home."

CONFESSIONAL

"And if I need to," said Charlie, "I can make my own. I'm pretty resourceful."

The sound of an airplane was then heard as a yellow plane is seen flying overhead. From the cockpit, a helmeted girl wearing a blue pilot's suit opens the door and jumps out. A parachute launches, and she glides easily to the ground.

"I'm here, Chris," she said.

"Quick question, Amber," Chris said. "Did you put that plane on autopilot when you jumped out?"

"Yep."

Chris smiled. "I probably should've warned you, but certain technical systems like autopilots get scrambled when flying over the island."

"What does that mean?" William asked from where he was standing between Nicole and Todd.

There was a loud bang from above. The plane, now trailing smoke, slowing fell into the distance. A large explosion was then seen.

"Whoops," Amber chuckled nervously.

The next boat contained a boy with a fisherman's hat that covered his stringy brown hair. He also wore a tan jacket and long pants and carried with him a fishing pole.

"All right! It's our fisher boy, Wendel!" Chris exclaimed as Wendel walked past.

"Hey Chris," said Wendell. "This island free game for fishing?"

"Sure is dude," Chris said. Then, to the camera as Wendell happily walked past, added, "There's some extra special fish in our lake here. He'll find out the hard way."

He chuckled, turning back to the water, only to scream, as the next contestant had arrived. She was dressed in black robes, completely pale, and her eyes were tinged yellow. She also had a staff that had a skull on the top.

Without a word, the newcomer walked past Chris to the others. The host winced, before announcing, "That's Dana."

"What are, some sort of witch?" Nicole asked her.

"Yes," was Dana's response.

Todd looked amused. "Another LARPER," he noted. "Guess we all know who's going home first."

Dana was on him in an instant. "What was that?" she asked. As she spoke, lighting struck a tree behind the cast.

Todd gulped. "N-nothing," he said quickly.

CONFESSIONAL

Todd is seen looking frightened. "Dana scares me," was all he said.

END CONFESSIONAL

CONFESSIONAL

Desmond doesn't look impressed. "If Dana thinks she can scare me, she's got another thing coming. And once I begin enacting my plan, she'll go down like all the others.

END CONFESSIONAL

The next boat contained a boy with a styled mass of brown hair that had a several streaks of red and gold in it. His dark shirt was also stained with many different paint colors, as were his cargo shorts.

"Welcome to the island, Marvin," said Chris.

"Thanks, Chris. You got an art studio at this place?" Marvin asked.

"Why is everyone asking if I have random buildings here?" Chris wondered. "We had priorities, like getting me a new cottage."

Marvin backed away. "Settle down, dude, I was just asking."

The next boat had a girl with a baseball cap, baggy hoodie, and long pants. She also wore elbow and kneepads. When the boat stopped at the dock, she jumped out with a skateboard and started to skate over to the others.

"Ladies and Gentlemen, it's the skating sensation, Alex!" Chris announced as she skidded to a stop with her fellow campers. She flipped the board up into her grasp.

"Let's do this, boys," she said. "I'm here to win."

"Get in line," Desmond countered. "I'm winning first."

The next boat carried a tanned boy with a safari outfit and a camera. His hair was glossy and blonde, and he also had a necklace around his neck.

"Hey Quincy, my man," Chris said as Quincy got off. In response, Quincy raised his camera and took a picture of Chris. Flash!

"Ow!" Chris exclaimed, rubbing his eyes.

"Perfect," said Quincy, "The first picture documenting my adventure onto Total Drama. This is going better than I expected already."

The next boat arrived. It contained a tall girl with blonde hair tied back in a ponytail. She wore a dark red sleeveless shirt, dark red pants, and black glasses.

"Hannah, everybody!" Chris introduced as Hannah grabbed her cane and began tapping away at the ground to guide her way to the others.

"He must be joking," Desmond muttered to the people around him. "A blind girl? This will be easier than I thought."

Hannah stopped in front of him. "I think you'll find that I have just as good of chances as you in winning the million," she told him.

"Oh, really?" Without warning, Desmond through a punch at her. In a blur of motion, Hannah caught the fist and twisted Desmond around to the ground.

"Really," Hannah told him.

"All right campers, settle down over there!" Chris called.

The next boat that arrived carried a very large, very muscular boy with a brown crew cut for hair, a football jersey, and shorts.

"Next up is Colt," Chris introduced. Colt didn't say anything; he just pushed past Chris and marched right up to the other campers. "You're in my spot," he growled at Lana.

Lana paled. "B-but I was—"

Colt shoved her aside. "Get outta my spot, weakling."

"Hey, you can't just shove people aside like that," Nicole told him, helping Lana to her feet.

"Shaddup, twerp," Colt growled.

The next arrival was a girl with circular glasses, dark hair in pigtails, a jean jacket, and a blue skirt and black leggings.

"This is Phyllis, everyone," Chris introduced her.

"Greetings, fellow contestants," Phyllis said. "I am pleased to make your acquaintances, and I believe that we will engage in companionships before this show reaches its inevitable conclusion."

"Someone's got a large vocabulary," Marvin noted. Quincy took another picture. Flash!

"Hey, hey, hey!" the next contestant, a dark-skinned boy wearing a cheap suit and a bow tie, called out as he arrived. "The world's next biggest funny man is in the house!"

"All righty!" Chris shouted. "Rob's here!"

"Yo, what's up, McLean!" said Rob, high fiving Chris. "Besides the sky I mean." He laughed heavily, though no one else did.

"Is this guy for real?" Desmond asked.

"Apparently," Alex agreed.

After Rob came a dark-skinned girl with curly black hair, a sky-blue shirt, and dark skirt. She looked relatively bored and thoughtful.

"Hey there, Kaia," Chris said.

"Hey," Kaia muttered, joining the others.

The next contestant then arrived. He wore a fedora, dark sunglasses, and a trench coat. As he got off, he looked both ways before rushing over to Chris.

"Is the island secure?" he asked quickly. "No thugs around waiting to jump me?"

"Not this week, Logan," Chris assured him. As Logan darted off, Chris added. "Next week, who knows? This season's full of even more surprises than all the other ones."

The final boat arrived, carrying a girl with a darkly striped hoodie, brown hair plated on both sides of her face, and several bows in them. She was so busy scribbling away in her notebook that she didn't notice when the boat had stopped.

"Our final contestant," Chris started before realizing that the girl was still on the boat. "I said, our final contestant!" he shouted, but the girl continued to write in her notebook.

Chris sighed and pulled out his megaphone. "OUR FINAL CONTESTANT IS THERESA!" he boomed, with the force of the megaphone knocking the girl further into the boat.

"I heard you the first time, McClean," Theresa grumbled. "I was busy working on my novel.

"Yeah, yeah, I'm trying to do a show here," Chris said as Theresa angrily joined the others. "Well, that's everyone. Let's get started." He pulled out a walkie-talkie. "Raise us up, Chef!"

The entire island began to rumble.

"What's happening?" Moira asked.

"The entire island is rising!" Kyle exclaimed.

After a few minutes, the rumbling stopped. A camera shot showed that the base of the island had risen several feet into the air, and that the island itself was much thicker than previously seen.

"All right campers, meet me at the fire pit in ten," Chris told them. "We got a lot of things to go over before our first challenge."


The campers met at the fire pit.

"As you can see, this season will be a little different in terms of scenery," Chris began. "This island has dozens of "danger zones" where creatures and traps await that will totally kill you should you wander too close."

"Of course," he added, "This fire pit for elimination ceremonies, the dining hall, our trademarked outhouse confessional, and the cabins are all in zone one, the safe zone."

"Then I guess we won't have to go into the danger zones," Marvin said with a sigh of relief.

"Wrong, genius," Kyle said, annoyed, "The danger zones are going to be where the challenges are going to be."

"You're very perceptive, Kyle," Chris told him. "But don't worry, there's only a small chance of survival."

Several people gasped. Others, like Desmond, simply scoffed.

"But," Chris added. "Going into some of these danger zones will be worthwhile, because I'm hiding not one, but two McLean Immunity Idols somewhere in one of the danger zones. Find one, and your safe from elimination."

Several campers cheered. Desmond, however, scoffed again.

CONFESSIONAL

Desmond looks unimpressed. "I don't need an immunity idol," he said. "With my plan, I won't need one. I'll just need to keep playing with the emotions of my team, make everyone target whoever I want, and then pick them off one by one once the merge happens." He laughed.

END CONFESSIONAL

CONFESSIONAL

Kaia sits with her elbows on her knees and her hands clasped in front of her face. "This is going to be easier than I thought," she said. "I'll just play the thoughtful girl that helps challenges, and calmly nudge certain votes against people that could be a threat or idiots that just need to go. If all goes well, I'll be in the finale with some weakling like Rob or Lana, and then the million will be mine.

END CONFESSIONAL

"All righty," Chris said, "Time to split you up into teams."

"Do we pick, or do you have them made out already?" Alex asked.

"In a way, you do," Chris said, pulling out a remote. He pressed a button, and the ground underneath the campers blew up, sending some running and others flying in opposite directions. In seconds, eleven campers were on one side of a small crater, and eleven campers were on the other side. While some of the more athletic campers, such as Desmond, Nicole, and Moira, were on their feet, others, like Todd, Lana, and Marvin, had been knocked to the ground.

"And we have our teams," Chris said, laughing. "That worked out better than I thought"

He gestured to one side of the crater.

"Amber, Moira, Wendell, Marvin, Kyle, Nicole, Kaia, Hannah, Quincy, Colt, and Lana," Chris told them, "You guys will be known as…the Flying Eagles." An image of a flying eagle appears on the screen over the team.

To the other side, he said, "Alex, Desmond, Todd, Theresa, Rob, William, Phyllis, Charlie, Logan, Dana, and Deedee, you are henceforth known as…the Roaring Lions!" An image of a lion roaring appears on the screen over the team.

"Now, go get your stuff to your cabins. Eagles, your cabin is on the left of the dining hall, and Lions, yours is on the right."

Team Standings

FLYING EAGLES

Amber, Colt, Hannah, Kaia, Kyle, Lana, Marvin, Moira, Nicole, Quincy, Wendell

ROARING LIONS

Alex, Charlie, Dana, Deedee, Desmond, Logan, Phyllis, Rob, Theresa, Todd, William

CONFESSIONAL

"What a team of losers," Colt grumbled. "The other team gets people like Desmond and Charlie and Robin Hood, and I get pilot girl, globetrotter, fisher boy, and Lana." He scoffed. "At least Nicole seems somewhat decent."

END CONFESSIONAL

CONFESSIONAL

"I haven't been looking forward to the challenges," Theresa admitted. "I auditioned for Total Drama because I thought it would help me with my stories. So far, all I've seen are explosions, crazy people, and a mechanical island. I'm going to need more than that."

END CONFESSIONAL

CONFESSIONAL

"Great, we got Colt on our team," Nicole said, looking annoyed. "That bully is nothing but trouble. Fortunately, I have a way of taking care of people like him: kick him off the first chance we get. The longer he stays, the more dangerous he becomes. I'm going to have to be the force between him and the people he picks on. Like Lana. That girl just seems out of place here. That makes her easy pickings for people like Colt."

END CONFESSIONAL

CONFESSIONAL

"Look what I smuggled in!" Deedee exclaimed, holding up a lighter. "I can have a lot of fun with this!"

END CONFESSIONAL

As the Eagles were walking to their cabin, Colt shoved Lana aside, sending her and her stuff to the ground. "Out of the way, squirt," he told her, laughing. "I've got a million dollars to win."

Nicole instantly went to Lana's side. "Here," she said, helping her up. "Let me help you with that."

"Th-thanks," Lana stuttered.

"Don't let Colt get to you," Nicole told her. "He's just a bully. I say that the first time we lose, we vote him off. You in?"

"O-okay," Lana agreed.

CONFESSIONAL

"I'm easily pushed around," Lana admitted. "Bullies like Colt get to me easily. I'm lucky that Nicole is taking pity on me. Maybe I should listen to her and vote Colt out." She sighed. "It probably won't work, though. Colt's a strong player, and the others will want to keep him around."

END CONFESSIONAL

The camera reveals the inside of the cabins to be just as bad as the old cabins had been at Camp Wawanakwa.

"Egh. You'd think that Chris would upgrade the living spaces after the producers gave him that huge budget increase," Amber remarked.

"Have you seen Total Drama?" Nicole asked. "Chris McLean only cares about himself. He probably blew the budget on hot tubs and pictures of himself."

"Aye," Moira agreed. "Probably spent it all on himself and didn't care about us."

"We'll just have to make the best of it," Kaia suggested, flopping down on one of the bunks, which promptly broke. "Ow!"

CONFESSIONAL

Kaia pulls a large splinter out from her back. She grits her teeth in pain. "Stupid cheap bunk beds," she muttered.

END CONFESSIONAL

Over with the boys, they had already gotten settled in. Quincy was busy telling the others about his trips around the world.

"….and then I went on top of the Great Wall of China," he was saying. "I wanted to see the Forbidden Palace next, but my mom said I was too young."

"Dang, dude," Kyle remarked. "You've been practically everywhere."

"I've had a lot of time to see the world in my life," Quincy replied. "It's amazing." He snapped another picture of the inside of the cabin.

CONFESSIONAL

Wendell looks angry. "Who does Quincy think he is, with all that "I've been all over the world" talk? This here is a competition, not a sightseeing tour. If he doesn't understand that, then he doesn't deserve to be here."

END CONFESSIONAL

"Say cheese!" Quincy snapped a picture of Wendell.

"Gah! What the heck, man?" Wendell asked, rubbing his eyes due to the flash.

"Just wanted to capture the moment," Quincy told him. "This trip is going to look great in my scrapbook."

CONFESSIONAL

Wendell glares at the camera. "I. Want. Him. Gone," he deadpanned.

Over on the Lions' cabin, the team was also settling in.

"Which bed do you want?" William asked Charlie.

"I'm not sleeping in here," Charlie replied. "I'm staying up in the trees."

"Are you sure that's a good idea?" Todd asked. "You could get struck by lightning, or accidentally fall into one of Chris's traps."

"Or get attacked by rival agents," Logan added, his eyes darting around the cabin.

"Who cares?" Desmond asked, "If he gets killed by a falling anvil or something, that puts me closer to the million dollars."

"Relax, I'll be fine," Charlie assured them. "I just like sleeping under the stars."

CONFESSIONAL

"And this'll help me keep watch," Charlie added to the confessional cam, "I don't trust the other team. I wouldn't be surprised if one of them tries to sabotage our efforts. Especially Kaia. Call me crazy, but something about her makes my skin crawl. I'm going to have to keep an eye on her."

END CONFESSIONAL

On the girls' side of the cabin, Deedee was busy tossing her lighter in the air, giggling manically.

"Please refresh my memory as to why we haven't removed the highly probable inferno starter from our teammate," said Phyllis, looking at The Pyromaniac with a sense of dread.

"If you want to try to take it from her, be my guest," Theresa told The Human Thesaurus, scribbling something down in her notebook.

Alex leaned her skateboard up against the wall next to her bunk. "What are you working on?" she asked The Writer.

"Just my novel," Alex told her. "I've been working on it for months. When I get back home, I'll type all this up on my computer."

"Sounds like you're saying you're going to get kicked off pretty soon," Alex remarked.

Theresa shrugged. "If it happens, it happens."

CONFESSIONAL

"Let's get real here," Theresa said, "I'm probably not going to win. The chances of that happening are slim. I'd be very surprised if I even make it as far as the merge. I'm not really that athletic or super smart. I just like to write. But when I do get eliminated, at least I'll be able to use ideas I get from here for my story. That's the good thing that will come out of this."

END CONFESSIONAL

"Attention, Fresh Meat!" Chris's voice blared through the loudspeaker. "Please meet me at the entrance to Zone Two. Just follow the path. Go!"

As soon as the announcement ended, the girls from the Flying Eagles got up. "What do you think our first challenge will be?" Lana asked.

"Whatever it is, it'll be nothing we can't handle," Nicole assured her.

The camera transitioned to where Chris was standing, in front of Zone Two.

"Will it, though?" he asked with his usual grin. "Find out next time, on Total! Drama! Danger Zones!"


And there you have it. Episode One. Some things to talk about:

In case I didn't make it more obvious, Kaia is going to be our main villain. It is going to take a little bit for her to get her plan in motion though. And her villainous acts are usually going to be kept in secret. She's learned from the past mistakes of other villains on the show, and knows that to actually have a shot to win, she needs to stick to the shadows. Originally, I was going to call her "The Schemer," but I do believe that Noah is already called that, so I had to come up with something else.

The intro teased some of the relationships in the movie as well as the return of everyone's favorite two legged land shark, Fang! How long will you have to wait for him? Not long, I'll give you that much. I've also already decided who's going to have to biggest conflict with him too. For that, you'll have to wait and see.

I know I made some of the early outs obvious. I planned it that way. These first few episodes, since there's a very small chance of you guessing correctly as to who goes home at the start, I decided to make things easy for you all, though this first out might surprise you. Might being the key word.

Is Dana a real witch? You'll have to wait and find out!

I got inspired for how teams were decided from Tempokeep's "Total Drama Karon Island." Just the thought of Chris blowing up the cast just to decide teams made me laugh. So shoutout to Tempokeep for giving me the idea!

I'm particularly excited to show off this season's method of elimination, as it is quite literal. That's all I'll say on the matter until the next update.

Expect a lot more explosions throughout the series, because with the new show's budget, Chris managed to get a lot of explosives.

Yes, the "Don't try this at home" disclaimer will appear in every episode, because why not?

There will be probably a ton of unrealistic things happening in this series, but given that it's Total Drama, what else is new?

I think that's about it. Reviews are more than welcome. Remember, I'll be giving a shoutout to anyone that correctly guesses who's getting eliminated. Until next time, I'm Guest 1138, reminding you that pizza is delicious when dipped in ketchup. Ciao!