Disclaimer: I don't own Guardian Of The Galaxy, but I love everything about it.

Warning: Please note this will have intense sexual activity of bestiality and homo erotic actions to it. So if your not into it, you may turn back and read something that's not like this.

I am a combination that will explode in your face literally and figuratively. I am stable, but insensitive to anyone and everyone I meet. I won't go off easily unless you make me mad aka light my fire up or make me excited. I could be molded in anything you like me to be, of course being that don't make me angry.

You might not want me around because I could be toxic to you. People use me all the time, but they know I'm toxic. Once I'm in your hands you will get addicted to me and the way I go off on everything. Why do you think I'm so popular with all the humans they want me like they want money or something. The bigger the better I always say, because you know you want it better when you can hear it go off.

"Now you will light my fire with everything you got," I had gun pointing in Starlord face.

"Really...fine," He began to lick my cock. I moan as feel mouth going around my detonator.

"Ah more," He smile as took me over to his bed and rip off my suit.

"I'll give you tons," He place his heated dick right in my fiery hole and plunged in and out.

The feeling was incredible nothing I haven't seen before. Come on and push me to my limit where I show off my stuff. Once I was really excited, I decided to show him up and ride on his cock just like I would. He hold hands around my rounded grenades as he see the jolt that was coursing into me. There is no stopping this fire, it will continue on and on until you run out and deplete all of your extinguish on to me.

After what seem like a day of sex he fell asleep as I thought he would. Once I was off of his hot rod I lick some of the left overs he had for me. My hole was leaking with his semen, but I didn't care about that. Everything I great the next I go off I know where to look.

"I am Groot," Hm

"So what if I did," I groan at my partner.

"I am Groot," Heh really.

"Sorry to say you can handle me Groot. I'm way too hot for you besides you'll only burn," That and that I only go for people who fill me up.

To Be Continued Maybe

A/N: Let me know if you want me to continue this one. I'm still laughing at the way I called Rocket butt.