A/N: haha…my friend and I came up with this story a while ago when she saw my cat "acting like a gargoyle" (she was actually just sitting on a cinderblock by the pool but whatever…) so yes…this story is slightly scary in a 'WTF are they talking about?' way.

Disclaimer: -is dragged onstage by armed wizards- NOOO! NEVER! –spots audience- oh…uh…hey everyone!...ok fine I own nothing! BUT I OWN THE CAT AND THE VOICES!

Draco walked half-heartedly into the busy Gryffindor common room. I cannot believe I am doing this. This is so embarrassing.

--Well it's your own fault for trying to become an unregistered animagus-- came a little voice in the back of his head.

PUAH! WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!

:We: replied a second voice. :are the little people that live in your head and are here to bring you to the brink of insanity! PUAHAHAHA: the second voice laughed evily.

--I'm DLS and that dumbass is DLD--

:I'm not a dumbass! That would be Princess Draco stoopid:

I'm not a dumba- hey! Who are you calling Princess? And what the hell is up with your names?

--DLS means Dominated Love Slave.--

:and DLD is Daddy's Little Defect:

--And as for Princess-- Cut in DLS --you'll find out about that later!—

Draco decided it would be best not to ask and turned his attention back to sneaking up to the boy's dormitory without anyone noticing. Too bad for Princess Draco someone did notice!

"Aaaw! Isn't she cute!" Squealed Pavarti Patil as she picked Draco up and began rubbing her nose in his soft fur. Yes. It is true. Draco Malfoy, most desired thing in the school, had turned into a white, fluffy kitty.

HE! HE! GET THE GENDER RIGHT AT LEAST! Draco heard the two voices laughing in his head.

--Aaaw such a coot kitty witty!--DLS cooed mockingly!

Draco tried to scream out loud, but all that came out was a high pitched squeak which only made the two voices laugh harder and Pavarti squeeze him tighter.

Shuddup. Thing I hate about my life number 1: I have a tail.

A/N: ok well that's all for now! I know it sounds dumb but it'll get better as time goes on. WARNING! SLASH IN LATER CHAPTERS!