Ed was having a typical day. He was killing time by doing what he does best...sleep. In his head this dream occured.
Shoom!! Shoom!! Laser blasts from over-radiated chitlins blasted away at Captain Kwock (aka Ed): Defender of the Scrambled Eggs. "I am Captain Kwock, your over-sized weiners are no match for my great Series 2 Nanotech 5000 Bunyan Gun." "Attack the Bacon Man!!!!" said a very peculiar looking wig. "AHHHH Die possesd wig from Hades." Boom Boom went the Bunyan Gun. The evil pumpkins were instantly turned into mashed "topatoes" as our hero calls them. "ROARRRR!!!!!!" All of a sudden a giant frankfurter with the head of a swedish meatball, grabbed our hero in his gravelling groundchuck. As the meaty monster prepared to devour our hero, Kwock released his most powerful weapon. The Version 5 Chickensword Made in Nepal. With a mighty swing the meat was cut down to buttered toast, releasing a pool of gravy from its wounds. With this done, Kwock feasted on the well-done carcass of his fallen foe. "Gravy!" was all he could say through his mouth drooling buttery gravy. "I have conquered the land of the mussymen. Their over sized weiners were no match for my superior brain power (no comment)." With that, Kwock returned to his Planetary Expansion Series 1 1/2 Scale Rocket and flew back to his home world of Chicktopia when all of a sudden. Smash!!!!! "I am being attacked by the entity of the underworld itself. "ED!!!!" It was the mighty Sarahsaurus Rex! "Ahhhh!!!!" was all our hero could say before...
"Ed!!!!" Sarah blurted as Ed cowered in terror after waking up from his nap. "Ed!!! Mom says to clean the toilet!" Thats when Kwock ceased to exist but now Sailor Barnacle Soap Scum Hunter!!!
The End?
Shoom!! Shoom!! Laser blasts from over-radiated chitlins blasted away at Captain Kwock (aka Ed): Defender of the Scrambled Eggs. "I am Captain Kwock, your over-sized weiners are no match for my great Series 2 Nanotech 5000 Bunyan Gun." "Attack the Bacon Man!!!!" said a very peculiar looking wig. "AHHHH Die possesd wig from Hades." Boom Boom went the Bunyan Gun. The evil pumpkins were instantly turned into mashed "topatoes" as our hero calls them. "ROARRRR!!!!!!" All of a sudden a giant frankfurter with the head of a swedish meatball, grabbed our hero in his gravelling groundchuck. As the meaty monster prepared to devour our hero, Kwock released his most powerful weapon. The Version 5 Chickensword Made in Nepal. With a mighty swing the meat was cut down to buttered toast, releasing a pool of gravy from its wounds. With this done, Kwock feasted on the well-done carcass of his fallen foe. "Gravy!" was all he could say through his mouth drooling buttery gravy. "I have conquered the land of the mussymen. Their over sized weiners were no match for my superior brain power (no comment)." With that, Kwock returned to his Planetary Expansion Series 1 1/2 Scale Rocket and flew back to his home world of Chicktopia when all of a sudden. Smash!!!!! "I am being attacked by the entity of the underworld itself. "ED!!!!" It was the mighty Sarahsaurus Rex! "Ahhhh!!!!" was all our hero could say before...
"Ed!!!!" Sarah blurted as Ed cowered in terror after waking up from his nap. "Ed!!! Mom says to clean the toilet!" Thats when Kwock ceased to exist but now Sailor Barnacle Soap Scum Hunter!!!
The End?