LD: I was bored, I was reading funny HPxDM fanfics, and here I am. Sorry is it's cruddy (bows head apologetically) and if there's any mistakes, I also apologise, when I make a fanfic MG usually checks them through, but alas, she is not here (sulks) so I'm just gunna post it up anyways!

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'Bloody fan girls,' Draco thought as he rounded a corner gasping for air, he had only just lost a crowd of them. He leaned back against the wall and sighed. 'Why can't Zabini have all this trouble?' he smirked, 'Oh yes, because he isn't as good looking as me.' He cheered himself up in his own self adoring way and carried on walking down the corridor…until he heard a scream from his right and once again he had to run as fast as he could before stiletto heels trampled him over and smothered him.

Harry raced up the staircases, losing part of the crowd every time the staircases changed, he panted as he ran into a random room, a cupboard. Harry waited with his back to the door, his chest rising and falling rapidly from the work out he just endured. He held his breath when he heard footsteps from outside, and the moans of rabid girls, the kind of noise girls make when someone just stole their favourite Barbie Doll, a toy. Harry released his breath when the foot steps faded and he peeked outside the door to make sure there were no signs of female invaders anywhere. Once he was content that everything was safe, he stepped out of the cupboard, rather hastily that he didn't even notice another person speeding towards him. The two crashed and they both went flying, the unknown body landed and Harry and clutched his robes.

"Oww…" Harry groaned and rubbed the back of his head, he leant on his elbows as he looked down at a blonde haired beauty.

"Damnit…" the person hissed and looked up into Harry's green eyes.

"Potter!" Draco spat and jumped off the dark haired boy in haste as if he would catch a disease.

"Nice to see you too Malfoy…" Harry sighed and stood up on his feet to face the blonde.

They both glared at each other motionless, obviously because they had nothing better to do, until their staring competition was interrupted by a shriek of delight and the rumbling noise of the ground shaking.

"Potter?" Malfoy looked up at Harry helplessly and Harry gulped as the fan girls came into view – foaming at the mouth might I add, wouldn't you when two super hot magical beings were right in front of you? They're magical for crying out loud! Can anyone say three wishes?

Harry gulped and looked around, where could they hide? – hot yet dense people – then he remembered the cupboard he just came out of hiding from – he deserves a medal this boy does! – and quickly grabbed Draco's hand and tried to open the door, but to find it was LOCKED! (c'mon people, you honestly thought I, of all people, would write another 'two-hot-guys-stuck-in-a-cupboard-and-have-nothing-better-to-do-but-fuck' fanfic? Please.)

"Damnit…" Harry hissed, Draco raised an eyebrow at the other boy because he sounded much like Draco did only minutes before.

"Come on!" Harry yelled pulling the poor blonde after him before the stampede of horny girls hit them.

Draco, who was quite miffed that one that is Harry Potter, was dragging, dragging, him! Draco Malfoy! Forcing him to go somewhere that could be anywhere! (Good logic there.) Draco pried his hand from Harry's grasp and ran at an equal speed to Harry's, Harry looked at Draco and grinned. Draco grinned back, this was obviously turning into a race, and Draco would more that happily accept the challenge.

Harry could have sworn the crowd of fan girls that were chasing them had grown larger, and what was with them? Did they have an endless supply of energy that could allow them to run for hours on end? Maybe they learnt that from the 'How to be a gormless fan girl and ruin your idles life' text book. Harry mentally shrugged the thought off and tried to concentrate more on running because he noticed Draco was gaining more speed than him, or he was getting slower. Draco also noticed this.

"What's the matter Potter? Getting tired?" Draco commented grinning at Harry.

Harry scowled at the gray eyed Slytherin and brought his pace back to match Draco's, who noticed once again and glared at the other boy.

A squeal was heard from behind them, but both boys didn't bother to look at what made the noise, then later something pink and silky was thrown at Harry's head.

"I love you Harry!" A girl screamed before she shrieked in pain as her fellow deranged foaming at the mouth companions trampled over her and continued to run after the two young boys.

Harry blinked, for a moment all he could see was pink until the thought occurred to him that he should probably take it off, he plucked the silky material from his head and saw they were, in fact, undies.

Draco snickered as Harry's face paled, but couldn't help but feel a pang of jealousy, why hadn't one of his adoring fans thrown used underwear at him yet?

Harry tossed the clothing aside and cringed.

"It smelt." He simply stated averting Draco's gaze.

Draco laughed at the blushing boy and the two continued running.

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'By gosh!' Dumbledore thought as he looked out of his office window, he must have seen Harry and Draco run past 14 times now, although the only reason he recognised them at such a distance was due to Draco's strikingly blonde hair and Harry's mess of his own hair. Dumbledore wondered if they were enjoying their workout, he chuckled every time he saw them as they were being chased by seemingly lovely girls.

Dumbledore watched them rush trying to escape their death a few more times before returning to his desk.

"Lucky gits," he mumbled.

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"He's finally stopped watching!" Draco gasped, both boys were panting and sweating now because they had been running for hours, while the girls were still powered up, maybe Energizer helped them? Or maybe they just had a load of energy drinks before they begun their hunt.

"Good! I hope he wasn't enjoying watching us suffer while he stayed in his cosy office!" Harry glared at the window Dumbledore's office was before turning his gaze back at where he was going because he almost tripped over a lady bug.

"Lucky git," Draco mumbled.

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Another few hours passed, and since this is the magical world we shall all act like there are more hours in the day than there are in the muggle world because this is in fact a fanfic and I am the mistress of this certain fanfic so if no one likes it they can kindly leave, thank you…

Anyway, yes, more hours passed and the two young boys were still being chased, often accompanied by the odd clothing artefact being thrown around, or maybe a 5 mille-second rest.

"I can't stand this anymore…" Draco hissed to Harry, either because he actually chose to say something civil to Harry or because all the air has now escaped his lungs.

"Me neither…" Harry gasped, "But I have an idea…" Draco frowned, he didn't like the sound of that, but what choice did he have?

Draco reluctantly nodded, and with that Harry grabbed his hand and forced him to stop.

"Ok girls! We have an announcement!" Harry yelled at the top of his lungs, causing the girls to stop and take photos of Harry and Draco and more foaming of the mouth was introduced, followed by more used underwear which both boys quickly discarded from sheer grossness.

"We are actually…" Harry called out, then turned to look at Draco, who was staring at the crowd, Harry couldn't tell whether it was in disbelief or just in horror. Harry then took a deep breath and turned to face the crowd once again, "…GAY!"

Draco looked up at him wide eyed in shock, he opened his mouth to protest but Harry's lips caught his in a kiss to seal the deal.

Once they both came up for air again, they looked at the crowd of fan girls, who had turned pale, but their faces were quickly restored with wide smiles and more foaming of the mouth.

"…what the heck?..." Harry looked on in disbelief while Draco turned back to Harry in anger.

"You idiot! Now we're even more delicious and desirable than before!" Draco boomed.

Harry gulped.

"HARRYxDRACO PAIRING! YAY!" The crowd called out and begun their chase one again, but for this time to make them both do unspeakable things to each other.

"So, Potter, since you got us into this mess, how about you do your Gryffindor thing and be heroic and sacrifice yourself to save your new 'lover'," Draco scowled at Harry but all Harry could do was smirk.

"You should be happy Malfoy, now at least people will be having fantasies about you being with someone you at least know, right?" Harry laughed nervously at Draco's glare and they both continued running, continuing their cycle of rabid fan girl after rabid fan girl.

For more hours.

Ha.

But don't worry people, it'll only last until the school year is over, then when Harry and Draco go home all the fan girls will be so confused over who they should go after that their brains will explode from the confusion, but then they'll respawn again for next year when Harry and Draco meet up again and the cycle shall then, continue.

In next week's episode! – Harry founds out that Draco really did enjoy the kiss! Hagrid squishes a group of fan girls! Draco finds out the Room of Requirement is certainly helpful when dealing with rabid house elf fan girls! Seamus finds out he's gay! Dean already guessed! Neville confesses his feelings for Hermione! Ron punches Neville square in the face!

Until next week!