UPDATE 17/2/15: Author's Note: Hey guys! I know I said this fic was finished a long time ago as it violated the rules of fanfiction. I would reallly like to continue Dear Bleach but aforementioned interaction is a violation of fanfiction, however if you guys could send in your letters through PM (only), I can continue. If I get enough letters, I will re-start the fic. Please do help out guys!

Dear Bleach

Chapter 1

AN: Hey guys, IceCrystal here. This idea was originally done for Fairy Tail by random.A.M (do check it out), credit goes to her. Hope you enjoy.

DISCLAIMER: Is Ulquiorra alive, is IchiRuki canon, No, okay, I do not own Bleach.

This is a fiction where YOU, the reader can ask or say anything to any character from Bleach including the zanpaktous but excluding the filler characters. Leave your questions in the review box below and they will answer.

Format

Dear/Hi/Yo/Hello_(fill in name of character)

Content

Your name (you can put anything you want, if you don't put anything, pen name shall be taken :D)

Example

Hey Rukia,

Your drawings aren't really all that great

IceCrystal

Dear Bleach

Chapter2-

AN: Thank you to all who sent in letters, please do continue; I appreciate the support a lot. Here's the first lot. Hope this has answered you queries.

Letter 1

Hello Kurotsuchi Mayu-chan

Can you tell me why you have to paint your body up? (Cause underneath all that paints you are one hell of a charmer!)

Yumi sawamura

Yumi Sawamura

First of all refrain from calling me 'Mayu-chan', you may address me as Taichou or Kurotsuchi-sama. I am quite pleased with your comment that I am 'one hell of a charmer!' However painting my body makes me look more scientific- a lot more scientific than Urahara Kisuke. Also, don't you dare, dare share this information with anyone but I am a bit, note, a bit...shy. If you dare share this information, you shall be the next test subject.

Kurotsuchi Mayuri

12th Division Captain(Head of Research Department)

Seireitei

Letter 2

Hello Aizen,

How does it feel to be bondaged to a freakin' chair and know you aren't standing up for another dozens of centuries?

With lots of love,

Jaay-Chan

Hi Jaay-chan!

This is Kusajishi Yachiru because Hair Gel can't write- his arms are tied up. He said it felt bad well actually he said 'mind your own business, brat' but same thing. Did you know I found another secret passageway into Byakushi's house but he told me I can't tell and he'll give me lots of sweets YAY!

Kusajishi Yachiru

12th Division Lieutenant

Seireitei

Letter 3

Ulquiorra,

Why did you not tell Lord Aizen about the second state of your resurrección?

-Shirayuki

Trash

Aizen-sama is busy plotting to destroy the world, as his loyal subject I could not bother him with such useless news, however once he is done taking over and becoming king of the world, I shall report the news to him. Till then, I refuse to show anyone my second state of resurreccion. (Arrancar Encyclopaedia reference) This has answered your trashy question.

Ulquiorra

Quatro Espada

Loyal Subject of Aizen-sama

Letter 4

Hello Kenpachi !

I was wondering, are you any good at sewing? 'Cos your clothes must get ripped up loads, considering how much you fight...

TTFN (Ta Ta For Now)

The-OMG-Cat

Cat kid

What kind of pansy name is The-OMG-Cat? What's sewing? When my clothes get ripped I give to some 4th squad pansy and they give it back un-ripped. Like I know what they do in between. That's it, heard Ichigo is here- he is strong.

Zaraki Kenpachi