We Don't Need You
Chapter 1- Rejected

Waiting anxiously, me and Tweek listened to the winds howls in silence. Saying not a word we looked at each other with anticipation. He was dressed in his Lord Of The Rings outfit, I was in my Spaceman outfit.
Suddenly, there was a noise that came from downstairs, sounded like something had come through the letterbox.
"Go and get it Craig!!" Tweek yells out, struggling to keep his excitement in.
I run downstairs, almost tripping over Stripe's food mom had left outside my bedroom door.
Picking up all of the mail, I clumsily catch my boot on the landing pillar, making a small hole in it. I dashed back upstairs and into my room, and jumped on the bed, almost sending Tweek flying. But he didn't care.

"come on, which one is it?!" Tweek shouts as we ruffled our way through the mail to find what we were looking for.
There it was, "To Craig Tucker and Tweek Tweak"
I ripped open the letter like an animal, as Stripe came up to my bed, looking up at me.
I pick him up and put him on the bed, so he could share the excitement.
Then, Tweek's cell rang.
"H-hello? Oh hi Clyde. WHAT? Y-you got in? Sweet! And Token too?"
I opened the letter, I couldn't believe it...
"Us? No we haven't opened ours y-yet"
I read it again to make sure I hadn't misread it.
"we'll let you know, bye"
He looks over at me, "what's it say Craig?"
I didn't reply.
"ugghh, Craig?"

After a minute, I tell him.
"Dear Craig and Tweek," I read, "thank for your request to join Coon and Friends, but unfortunately, we couldn't validate your request, so it had to be rejected. I'm sorry if this bothers you but...you're just not cool enough. Sorry - Stan Marsh"
Tweek gasps, "what?!"
"I'm not reading it out again" I look up to him, "our application for Coon and Friends got rejected."
"But...but Clyde and Token both got in!"
"I know, but we didn't" I sighed, "what assholes!"
"but why not us?" Tweek shivers, "we could be great additions to the Coon and Friends, w-we could be great heroes!"
"we're not good enough for them, did Clyde tell you who else got in?"
"yeah-uh. T-Timmy and Bradley"
"Fucking Timmy and Fucking Bradley Biggle!? Well what heroes they'd be!"
"I know right!" after a few seconds of silence, he starts to cry.
"what's up with ya? Yeah I'm pissed off, but I'm not crying about it! They're just assholes Tweek!"
"I know but I just feel like I'm not wanted, I mean, ever since they kicked me out of their gang it's been almost as if they hate me, and I don't know what I've done"
"you can do without them dude. It's not like they were that much of a big impact on your life, were they?"
"well...no, not really"
"well then stop weeping and feeling sorry for yourself and man up, dude!"