Author's Notes.

Yes, I will have one of these for every story. You don't even have to read it-

Red, Green, Blue, and Vio Link were sitting on the couch sighing. Because yes, they were bored enough to sit on a couch and sigh.

"Maybe we could watch some TV?" Suggested Red.

"What's TV?" asked the rest of the Links.

"Good point."

"How about we practice shooting our bows?" Blue offered.

"I don't feel like picking up the arrows and cleaning up the animal blood..." Vio Link said, boredom oozing from his voice.

"How about we save the princess again?" All of the Links stared at Green. "Never mind..."

"There has to be something we can do..."

"Maybe we can bother a different Link?"

"Did that yesterday..."

"Make a sandwich?"

"We just ate, fatty."

"Build something?"

"Too lazy."

"Kill something?"

"Still too lazy."

They continued sighing on their couch, waiting for something interesting to happen.

"We could get a job and pay the rent..."

"Are you deaf? Were too dang lazy."

"Then what do you suggest?"

"Maybe we can bother the other Links?" Blue said, standing up.

"Actually, that's not a bad idea! Your a genius blue! But who?" (AN: They're so stupid, they forgot they mentioned it earlier... that's funny.)

"Wind Link?"

"We can't fit in his boat..."

"And the thing scares me a bit... Have you ever stared into it's eyes? Creepy..."

"The Hero of Time?"

"His fairy is too annoying."

"Twilight Link?"

"I don't know, remember last time?"

Flashback!

"Hey Link! Wassup? Were here to bother you today- OH MY GOD!"

Link was in his Wolf form, with Midna on his back, tearing the heart out of a bolbkin. The image was slowly burned into their minds as he chewed it up and spit it out.

"I still have nightmares..." Red said, shaking himself at the thought.

"How about Minish Link?"

"Can't tell Green apart from him... They even sound the same."

"Majora's mask Link?"

"When he puts on those masks, they creep me out. Also, we can't keep up with him well when he is a Goron."

"How about we hang out with the Author of this story?"

"That's not a bad idea!"

Oh yes it is. Don't bother me when I'm writing.

"Scratch that... how about Wind Link again? I'm pretty sure we can find a boat or something..."

"You know what? Why not? We can be pirates while we're at it!"

"Yeah! Let's go!"

"Hey Link! Were Pirates!"

Red, Blue, Green, and Vio were on a poorly crafted/painted boat with a torn sail pulling up on the same island as Wind Link (It's Bomb Island, for those who want to know.)

"Uh... what?"

"Yeah, we got this idea while sitting on our couch to come and bother you! And rob you at the same time!"

"Okay... well... um... why?"

"Does it matter? Now give us your rupees! We want to buy pizza... and soda... and more pizza!"

"Yeah, right, well I need to find the last few triforce charts, so I have no time for this stuff, okay? How about you go bother Twilight Link or... I don't know, Megaman or something?"

"Ah, but you see lad, were pirates. We don't bother, we rob. Now give us the rupees peacefully, and we won't use this cannon that we didn't steal from your ship." Said Vio, who miraculously attached a canon to the boat and aimed it directly at Link. He was also using a perfect Jack Sparrow impersonation. Wind Link stuck his hands in the air, surrendering.

"Loot him, mateys!" Green yelled, jumping onto the shore with his sword in hand.

Wind Link sighed. "Why me?"

Red was counting the rupees in Wind Link's wallet, before finally stating out loud that they have: "A lot!"

"What are we going to do with it?" Asked Vio.

"What do you think?"

"Donate it to charity?"

"Nooooooo were going to buy pizza and ice cream! Aren't I a good captain? Now let's go to... uh... what's the nearest island that sells pizza and ice cream?" Said Green, thinking hard.

"I think it's... uh... Windfall island! That's it! And it's north of here, so let's go!" Stated Blue excitedly.

"Fine, but I'm the captain!" Yelled Red aloud.

"No your not, I'm the captain because I'm green!"

"Good point..."

"Which way is south?"

"I thought we were heading north?"

"Did anyone bring a compass?"

"How did we get here?"

"Did we bring any food or water in case we got lost?"

"No..."

"No..."

"No..."

"I say we eat Vio first, hes the most annoying!"

O.O

This is part of a bunch of adventures the four Links will have, that includes: Bothering other Links, Traveling across Hyrule(s), Mischief, and a lot of arguing. Also stupidity on the highest level. If you enjoy this chapter, rate and I will make more. How many more? I don't know, twenty? Anyway, see you later. (Also, random appearances by me!)