Disney Royals
-Season 1-
Created by Jaymes Crawford
Episode 1
'Pilot'
Background turns black and the heels of the princesses are revealed. Chiffon and silks gliding through the screen with falling crowns, tiaras and jewels. Quickly cuts to a large sophisticated mirror.
Snow White Voiceover: Mirror, mirror on the wall… [Brief break]
Fingers with manicures, diamond rings and expensive jewels show on the mirror. A finger clicks and the screen fades to black.
Snow White: Who's the fiercest…
Fades to the entrance of the challenge room. On the middle of the entrance a sign that reads 'Royalty' in shiny gold and rhinestone outlining.
Snow White: …Of them all?
[Intro]
Snow voiceover: The winner of Disney Royals receives a one-year supply of Jeffree Star Cosmetics, the title of Disney's First Ever Queen and a cash prize of 100,000 Dollars! With our super special guest judges, Prince Eric and Maleficent's Angelina Jolie!
[Belle walks in]
Belle: I can read a book, tame a beast and have you shook.
Belle Confessional: I'm Belle, from Beauty and the Beast and still smart and sexy. I bring life to any room I enter and this is something I'll use to my advantage in the competition. You know, making people like me is…a god given talent. [Smiling]
Belle: This is not what it looked like in the brochure… its better!
[Walks towards a table]
Belle con: I expect to win this because there is no one out there that's like me. There's one Belle in the entire world and I will impress.
[Jasmine walks in]
Jasmine: You asked for princesses? I'll give you nothing but queen. [Snapping her fingers]
Belle:Oh. My. God.
Jasmine Confessional:My name is Jasmine; I am ageless and straight from Agrabah. I'm calculating, I'm smart and I will do whatever it takes to win. Even if it means I'll have to be evil about it. [Villainous smile]
[Walking towards Belle]
Jasmine: Hello there, stranger. [Sarcastic]
Belle: Jasmine you look a-mazing!
Jasmine: Oh well you know…just one of those days.
Belle: Who do you think is coming next?
Jasmine: Whoever it is, I'm taking them out. [laughs]
Belle Con: Jasmine looks really good, but that attitude…yeah that attitude needs some fixing.
[Aurora walks in, lifting her sleep mask and then pulling it back down due to bright lights]
Aurora: Just don't bother me; your girl needs to sleep.
Aurora Confessional: I'm Aurora, from sleeping beauty. I really hate that term by the way, like why call me sleepy? I'm just as talented as the rest of these girls…I think?
Jasmine: Here comes trouble [laughing]
[Aurora hugs both of them and puts her head on the table to sleep]
Belle: Oh okay, there she goes.
[Both looking at each other, confused]
[Jasmine starts feeling Aurora's hair].
Jasmine: I'll bet on twenty that she's got extensions on.
Belle: [Laughing] I bet on forty.
[Merida walks in]
Merida: Power never looked better! [Laughing]
Belle: Nice!
Merida confessional: Hi! I'm Merida. I'm Scottish and you would most probably know me from Brave. There's a lot I can offer and strength is one of them.
Merida: Is, is she okay? [Pointing at Aurora]
Jasmine: That's her good side.
[The ladies gasp and then give out a fake laugh]
Merida: So, what's it been like so far for you guys?
Belle: I'm super excited, just hope that feeling lasts till the end. [Laughing]
Jasmine: I'm just ready for whatever they have for us.
Merida: Well who's the one princess you seriously would love to see?
Jasmine: Oh I definitely want Mulan. Strong bitch, takes her own word and sticks to it. Love that.
Belle: Cinderella. My god is she beautiful.
[Mulan walks in]
Mulan: Lesson number one: Don't cross me. Ever!
[Ladies are in 'oh']
Merida: We have ourselves a firecracker.
Mulan Confessional: I'm Mulan, the strongest warrior you'll ever meet. Yes I'm kind and forgiving but I want these girls to know that once they mess with me, there is no going back. I'm like the mafia, once you're in, you are in!
Mulan: Oh look at you ladies! Hello! [Hugging everyone. Shocked with Aurora]
Aurora: Yeah hey [Yawning]
Jasmine: Mulan, I literally just said your name when she asked me whom I wanted to see on here!
Mulan: Oh that's so cool! Hope that means good luck?
Merida con: Jasmine is awfully excited for seeing Mulan here. She didn't really give a hoot when I showed up. I smell two faces.
Jasmine: Your armor is killer!
Mulan: Thanks! Custom made.
[Belle looking at Merida, indicating they are being ignored]
Belle con: Yeah its great that they're getting along, but at least like recognize that there are others on the same table as you?
Merida: Aurora, you sure you don't want to see this?
[Aurora lifts her hand up, indicating that she's okay]
[Rapunzel throws her long hair across the entrance then walks in]
Rapunzel: Ladies and gentlemen, we present to you the queen of hair, Rapunzel!
Rapunzel Confessional: My name is Rapunzel, I am pretty, artistic and…I'm pretty [laughing] this competition is definitely for me; I can withstand these women any day!
Mulan: Look who decided to show up [Whispering]
Aurora: Wait, who's here?
Jasmine: The queen of hair apparently.
Rapunzel Con: I can definitely sense some negative energy from Mulan and Jasmine, but I plan on ignoring them. Until I win my crown of course.
[Rapunzel walking over to the princesses greeting them loudly]
Belle: I love your hair!
Rapunzel: Awe thanks! You're too kind.
Mulan con: Rapunzel… yeah I'm not a big fan.
Rapunzel: So who came in first?
[Belle lifting her hand]
Rapunzel: Did you get to see Snow White, or anything in particular?
Belle: No actually, but I think I heard the mirror whisper something. I'm not sure, could be me hearing things.
Merida: Wait, I think I heard something too…
Aurora Con: Okay, I thought I was hearing things, but since Belle and Merida heard things too, I guess I'm not crazy?
[Merida and Belle go towards the huge golden mirror and begin to listen closely]
Belle: You hearing anything?
Merida: No, you?
Belle: Nothing.
[Pocahontas walks in, posing. The ladies gasping]
Jasmine: Get out of here! [Shocked]
Pocahontas Confessional: It's Pocahontas, and I am humble and intelligent, straight from the Americas baby!
Aurora: Now I am definitely up.
Mulan: Wow.
Pocahontas: Hey ladies!
[Merida and Belle walk over to the table to greet Pocahontas]
Merida: Hi, I'm Merida, huge fan.
Pocahontas: Oh I know who you are, great to meet you.
Merida Con: I cannot believe Pocahontas knows me! My whole dreams for training is because of her!
Pocahontas: Hey Aurora, you feeling okay?
Aurora: Oh yeah, yeah. Just took a little catnap.
Mulan: Sure, if a twelve-hour sleep is considered a catnap.
Pocahontas Con: I think I can do well in this competition because in my regular life, I have to compete with other people on a regular basis, so I have my work cut out for me.
Belle: Have you been hearing any whispering by any chance?
Pocahontas: Voices?
Belle: Yeah, Merida and I have been hearing it, I think it's from the mirror over there.
Jasmine Con: What the hell is this entire voices thing! Like, god, enough already! Call me mean, but I don't tolerate crazy. EVER!
[Tiana walks in]
Tiana: What's cookin' ladies!
[Princesses greeting loudly]
Tiana: Jasmine, I love your outfit!
Jasmine: Thanks!
Tiana Confessional: Hey there, I'm Tiana and I am in love with frogs. [Laughing] I'm just messin' with you, it's all about the inside. Dig deeper! Know what I mean?
Tiana: So what is up girls?
Mulan: Nothing much, just here at Disney Royals [Laughing sarcastically]
Tiana: And what's wrong with Belle and Merida?
Pocahontas: Looking for the voices. [Smirking]
Tiana Con: I guess the thing that makes me so different from the other girls is that I have a will to fight hard. No matter what they throw at me, I'm going to fight all the way. But I am nice. [Laughs]
Tiana: What voices?
Aurora: Apparently the mirror is saying things [Yawning]
Belle and Merida: [Shouting] There! There! Did you hear it?
Jasmine: Girls, please! Will you drop it already?
Merida: But Jasmine, what if it's hinting at us?
Jasmine: I'm sure all this will be explained to us soon. For now, please let it go!
Rapunzel: Conceal don't feel. [Laughs]
[All the girls laugh except for Jasmine]
Pocahontas: I think whatever that mirror is whispering, it doesn't want us to know, or else it wouldn't be whispering.
Rapunzel Con: Pocahontas is really cool, I mean she talks to trees, doesn't get any better than that. And her hair is really soft. Not as soft as mine though.
[Two strong men push a huge water tank with Ariel in it. The ladies gasp]
Ariel: Oh, hello there! Didn't know I was coming here. [Laughs]
Mulan: Oh lord...
Ariel Confessional: My name is Ariel and I made a man fall in love with me in three days, imagine that. Now think about how easy it'll be for me to win. [Smirking]
[Ariel stands up and walks over to the ladies]
Tiana: Don't wet the dress. [Gasping]
Ariel: What a diverse bunch!
Jasmine: Hi Ariel, I'm Jasmine.
Ariel: No need for introductions girls, I am perfectly aware of who you all are! And I have to say this is a powerhouse right here!
Ariel Con: My ways of competing can be different. I like the friendly approach and leave the dirty work for the rest of the girls.
Belle: Please tell us, what's it like to be next to Ursula!
Belle con: Okay, I know Ursula is the villain, but I just can't help my obsession over her! I guess I'm just a poor unfortunate soul. [Laughs]
Ariel: Well, very intimidating for sure. And very…clingy.
Pocahontas: I'm sure she is.
Aurora: Is that latex you're wearing?
Ariel: It is! You like it?
Aurora: I think latex is a disgusting fabric to be placed upon the human body.
[Everyone looking at her, confused]
Ariel: Oh okay, sure.
Pocahontas Con: Who the hell on their first meeting calls what their wearing 'disgusting?' Is she trying to get herself an instant black eye?
[Cinderella Walks in]
Cinderella: bibbidi bobbidi boo!
[Everyone gasps]
Cinderella Confessional: My name is Cinderella, I'm sweet, charming and I can probably sew a gown in less than twenty minutes and make it look like five million dollars. [Smiles]
Jasmine: I can't believe this! Hi, I'm Jasmine.
Cinderella: Pleasure!
Jasmine Con: Okay, the competition is officially on. Cinderella is glamorous, charming, and loveable, you name it. She's going to be hard to beat.
Merida: It's so lovely to meet you. I'm Merida.
Cinderella: Pleasure! I love your hair.
Merida: Thank you!
Jasmine Con: Oh come on, now I do admire Cinderella, but Merida's hair is nowhere near being nice. It's like a ginger gorilla shaved his back and Merida said 'I'll take it'.
Cinderella: Okay so, what did I miss?
Jasmine: Well those two [pointing at Belle and Merida] were looking around for voices.
Cinderella: What voices?
Belle: It's coming from the mirror…
Rapunzel: Well the mirror does talk so….
Ariel: Hold on, all the mirrors are exposed except for this one, look. It's covered with a red curtain.
Cinderella: You think we should open it?
Ariel: Definitely, I'm sure its there for a reason.
[Ariel, Cinderella and the rest all go towards the covered mirror. Ariel exposes the mirror and reads.]
Ariel: 'Speak the words and answers shall be revealed my fairest princesses.'
Mulan: Huh?
Belle: What are the words? I don't get it.
Pocahontas: Well it does tell us to speak and there is a mirror over there. Could this mean we should speak to it?
Ariel: I guess we could give it a try.
[Everyone walks over to the mirror]
Ariel: [Whispering] What should I say?
Jasmine: Well obviously 'mirror, mirror on the wall…'
Mulan: Yeah try that.
Ariel: Mirror, mirror on the wall… Then what?
[Jasmine pushing through]
Jasmine: Let me do it. [Clears her throat] Mirror, mirror on the wall, reveal the answers to us all.
[The mirror lights up and reveals a golden face with a deep voice]
Mirror: You call upon the mirror on the wall and answers shall be revealed for you all. Listen closely as this will aid you, for this challenge will not be small. A princess must know her style, but she who elevates herself shall be the winner of them all. [The face looks down and slowly fades away]
[Everyone is speechless]
Aurora: I didn't get it…
[Everyone grunts]
Jasmine: He's talking about the next challenge, idiot!
Aurora Con: I don't understand why Jasmine is so aggressive, like I know her dad forced her to marry or whatever, but she still has to be nice, you know?
[Snow White walks in]
Snow White: Well hello there, princesses!
[Everyone screams]
Snow White: Wow, you all look so wonderful!
Ariel Con: Oh my god, I'm meeting Snow White, the first ever princess in history!
Belle Con: Snow looks so fabulous, even when she's wearing yellow pants and a blue shirt, she makes it look so damn glamorous!
Cinderella Con: Snow White is definitely someone I aspire to be like. Winning this competition would put me to her caliber.
Snow White: Now, I brought in the absolute best of the best and here you all are, you should all be proud!
[They all applaud]
Snow White: Right, the rules are simple, outlast one another and at the end of each challenge you will be scored, the princess with the highest score will win the challenge. The lower your scores, the lower the chances are for you to win the competition and become Disney's first ever queen!
[Everyone cheers]
Snow White: As some of you have noticed, there was a voice whispering around the room, and you are right. The mirror was whispering 'open the curtains' so, Belle and Merida, kudos for attempting to investigate.
Belle Con: I told them I heard something. I bet even some of them thought I was losing my mind.
Snow White: The mirror mentioned elevating your style, and that's true. A great princess knows her style head to toe, a well-rounded princess however knows how to take her signature style and take it to the next level.
For your first main challenge, you will re-create your signature look and take it to the future using the fabrics provided by Mood, think of it as princesses 2.0. Ladies, fasten your crowns and may the best princess win!
[Snow White exits]
[Princesses grab the fabrics and then dress into their casual clothing]
Tiana: [Sketching and whispering to herself] I just need something to make the bottom of my gown puff out…
[Half an hour later the majority of the princesses began sewing]
Cinderella: Does anyone have any more L.E.D. lights I could use?
Jasmine: I'm not using mine.
Cinderella: Thanks!
Cinderella Con: The challenge today is to re-create our signature looks but elevate them into something new and exciting!
Merida: God damn it!
Pocahontas: What happened?
Merida: The thread isn't catching with this fabric!
Pocahontas Con: Now I'm no stylist, but I am a seamstress and I can put a look together. Merida on the other hand, she hasn't got good taste or sewing skills.
Merida: It just won't sew through it!
Pocahontas: Try a thicker thread, it should work.
Belle: [Looking over at Cinderella] What are you doing with those L.E.D. lights anyways?
Cinderella: I'm going to place them under the dress, and with the tulle, it should look soft and pretty.
Belle Con: I like Cinderella's gown, but I'm not sure adding lights under the tulle means its new and fresh.
Jasmine Con: Miss Cinderella is a fierce princess, but her gown doesn't wow me. I've seen that gown a thousand times and it's just not exciting.
[Hours go by and most princesses are almost done with their looks. Merida, Aurora and Tiana are behind whilst Cinderella started over.]
[Elimination Day]
[The princesses walk in the challenge room in casual clothing]
Mulan: Good morning world!
Ariel: Hello world, I'm your wild girl.
Ariel con: Today is elimination day and my princess 2.0 look is perfect! As for the rest of the gowns…I suggest they take a look in the mirror before walking out. [Laughs] I'm just kidding!
[They all grab their looks from the mannequins and begin working]
Cinderella: This isn't so bad…
Belle: [Looking closely at the garment] I like it…
Belle con: I don't like it, but I'm such a huge fan, how do I tell her? The gown is basically a cheap rip off of her original dress. I'm sorry but that's what it looks like.
Cinderella: I had to start over yesterday, so I'm happy with the outcome.
Cinderella con: I know this is not my best work, but I very much rather give the judges something with quality rather than my previous gown with the L.E.D lights inside it.
[Aurora working sleepily though her dress]
Jasmine: So Aurora, what's the story behind your creation?
Aurora: I mean its very me…but still like someone else would wear it would that make sense?
Jasmine con: Sweetheart, that dress is one of if not the worst dress I have ever laid my eyes upon. It's half blue half pink for god's sake.
Jasmine: Totally [looking away]
Merida con: Love my girl Aurora, but her dress is not my favorite. It's squared and…just ugly. [Squinting]
Pocahontas: Time check, ladies?
Rapunzel: 4 hours to go.
Pocahontas con: My look is very traditional and ethnic Native American. I take pride in my heritage and its one of the many things that makes me stand out from the other girls.
Mulan con: Looking over at Pocahontas's look, and I'm actually very jealous. It has all the details I wish I could create, but whatever Snow White throws at us, I will make damn sure that I do it.
Rapunzel: Wow, Mulan! I would actually really wear this [laughs]
Mulan: Thanks!
[An hour until the Main Ballroom]
Rapunzel: Ladies, time to get ready!
Ariel: Oh god, I'm getting the chills [shivering]
Merida: I…don't know what I feel about my look…
Pocahontas: Its really not that bad…
Pocahontas con: I don't like that jumpsuit. When I think of a well-rounded princesses I just don't see Merida to that level. She is a strong fighter. That's definitely Merida.
[All the princesses at the makeup table]
Belle: So Jasmine, what are you most excited about?
Jasmine: For the Main Ballroom?
Belle: Yeah.
Jasmine: I mean, I'm really excited to see who the judges are and I can't wait to show them my look.
Belle: [Looking back Jasmine's look] Wow, you've made two looks?
Jasmine: No, it's actually a tear away.
Belle: You are extra! I love it!
Jasmine: And you too, I never expected you'd pull out a two-piece outfit.
Belle: Yeah, I want to take a new approach on my look.
Cinderella: Because Sex sells [Laughing]
Everyone: SEX SELLS! [Shouting and laughing]
[Main Stage lights turn on, diamond chandelier is revealed and the stage lifts up automatically to form a runway. Snow White is revealed in a fitting beaded gown in the colors re, yellow and blue. She strikes a pose and struts down the runway stopping at the head.]
Snow White: Welcome to the Main Ballroom of Disney Royals! Eric, are you ready to meet my princesses?
Eric: I sure am, Snow. You look wonderful.
Snow White: And the fiercest queen I know, Angelina Jolie! We're so happy to have you here.
Angelina: It's a pleasure. [Smiling]
Snow White: This week, we asked the princesses to present us their 2.0 signature looks on the runway. Ladies, fasten your crowns, and may the best princess, win! [Strikes a pose]
[Stage lights beam and hype runway music plays in the background as the runway begins]
Snow: First up, Ariel, serving us her 2.0 look.
[Ariel struts the runway in her mermaid gown and poses with each step]
Ariel Voiceover: For tonight I'm giving irony a new meaning. I'm wearing a latex mermaid dress that completely hugs my body in all the right places. My hair is styled for the Disney gods above and my walk shows that I've had legs forever! I'm in love.
Snow: She's really swimming for the crown eh?
Eric: That's my baby right there.
Snow White: Your two-legged baby.
[Laughter]
[Ariel walks off the stage]
Snow White: Rapunzel
[Rapunzel struts the runway with her look and giving face poses throughout her walk]
Rapunzel Voiceover: My look is completely made from blonde hair [laughing]. I spent hours braiding my gown, and I want the judges to live their lives while looking at it.
Eric: Someone forgot to shave.
[Laughter]
Angelina: I've got a few raisers in my purse if you want some.
Snow White: I need some [laughing].
[Rapunzel walks off the stage]
Snow White: Mulan
[Mulan walks the runway, stomping and swinging her sword across the air.]
[Judges gasping]
Mulan Voiceover: For this 2.0 look I'm letting my inner warrior out. I am a fighter through and through and this look definitely represents me. Although there isn't much detailing, I am sure my choreography will wow the judges.]
Snow White: Careful you might cut your fingers… [Smiling].
Angelina: She's a trained warrior, I can tell.
[Mulan walks off the stage]
Snow White: Cinderella
[Cinderella struts the runway slowly and elegantly].
Eric: She's all puffed up.
Cinderella Voiceover: My gown is a Cinderella classic blue, with really expensive tulle; I hope the judges know that. My hair is pulled up and I feel gorgeous.
Angelina: Cinderella, quick! It's 11:58, go home!
[Laughter]
Eric: And don't forger your shoe.
[Cinderella walks off the stage]
Snow White: Up next, Pocahontas.
[Pocahontas walks into the runway backwards first, showing her huge feathered headpiece, then turns around to show her traditional native look]
[Judges gasp]
Angelina: Wow, reminds me of Half Breed.
Snow: She's feathered for the Disney gods.
Eric: She is feather-licious
[Huge laughter]
Pocahontas Voiceover: This look speaks to me in so many different ways. It reminds me of home and it comes from a place of emotion and love. It completely screams Pocahontas and I know the judges love it.
Angelina: Half-breed, that's all I ever heard.
[Pocahontas walks off the stage]
Snow White: Aurora.
[Aurora walks into the stage with her half colored satin gown. She has an furry pink eye mask on and then takes off the gown to reveal a classic pink lingerie with a laced robe.]
Snow White: Angelina, I think you might know her… [Smiles].
Angelina: I just want to curse her so badly [villainous laugh]
Aurora Voiceover: I'm giving a nicely tailored look that's expensive. I pride myself in working with lingerie. So many girls want a pair and that shows how good I am. Can I have a Xanax? [Producers laughing]
Eric: All the way, wow!
Snow White: That body looks like she's been doing everything but sleeping.
[Laughter]
[Aurora walks off the stage]
Snow White: Merida.
[Merida walks in and shows off her figure with her green jumpsuit. Using her bow to mime shooting arrows at the judges].
Eric: Duck! I mean…bear!
[Laughter]
Merida Voiceover: My look is designed at the best of my abilities. It's comfortable and anyone would know that this look belongs to me. It has all my signature colors.
Angelina: Snow, I think she's shooting at us…
Snow White: I think she is.
[Laughter]
[Merida walks off the stage with her final shot]
Snow White: Tiana.
[Tiana struts the runway in her mint green gown. Her hair begins to curl down and she fastens her crown tightly].
Tiana Voiceover: I know my hair is coming apart, but given that I don't do hair, this is not too bad. As for my gown, I'm mixing lace and satin together which shows I am versatile.
Snow White: Why she's green with envy.
Angelina: She is.
[Tiana continues to strut and has difficulty moving in her gown].
Eric: Cute.
[Tiana winks and walks off the stage]
Snow White: Belle.
[Belle struts the runway rubbing her hands along her bronzed and sparkly legs. Her hair moves around as she moves and the judges gasp]
Belle Voiceover: I am feeling very sexy and I wanted to show the judges that a smart girl could be sexy. I look totally out of my league but I am working it out and no one can tell me otherwise.
Angelina: She has a leg for fashion.
Eric: Angelina, I think fashion has a leg for her.
[Laughter]
[Belle walks off the stage]
Snow White: Jasmine.
[Jasmine walks in and her skirt is beaded all the way through and then she snatches it off to reveal a leotard silhouette with her in fish braids].
Snow White: Whoa, someone is feeling hot in here.
Eric: Just amazing.
Jasmine Voiceover: Just when you thought I was going to give you one look, BOOM, I served 2. I know I look amazing because the judge's faces are saying it all. The other girls better watch their backs because the queen is coming.
Angelina: I'm jealous.
[Jasmine walks off the stage].
[All the princesses are standing on the stage facing the judges]
Snow White: Princesses, that was amazing, great job. Before we continue, I have something to say. In the challenge room I told you that you must outlast one another… and that's true. But I never told you how. Each challenge there will be a winner and that winner will nominate…the bottom two. [Says it dramatically].
[The princesses gasp as dramatic music plays]
Snow White: Once the bottom two are chosen, you will all step back to the Royal Drawing Room and the nominated princesses will plead their cases. Finally, all of you, with the exception of the winner, will vote on whom you will eliminate, the cutthroat way. [Evil laugh]
[The princesses look at each other and some have their faces in their hands].
Rapunzel con: This could be really good or really bad. I hope no one is thinking of using this opportunity to get rid of the strong princesses. I personally would do this fairly.
Ariel con: I don't know how to feel about this twist. It could be the downfall to many strong competitors if the winner isn't fair with their decision.
Aurora: What was she saying?
Snow White: Now, when I call your names, please step forward. Pocahontas, Jasmine, Rapunzel, Merida, Tiana, Cinderella and Mulan. If I have not called your name…you are safe. You may step to the back of the stage.
[The safe princesses look relieved and Ariel slightly confused, then walk off the stage].
Snow White: You ladies represent the highest and lowest of the challenge. It's time for your critiques. First up, Rapunzel.
Angelina: Is this all your hair?
Rapunzel: Not all of it, but my hair is blended with the look.
Angelina: Well, this look is amazing. It's fresh, it's new and I would see this in a magazine cover for sure.
Eric: I mean, this is definitely a strong look amongst the others, its totally futuristic and I love it.
[Rapunzel nods and smiles].
Snow White: Up next, Mulan! Love that sword.
Mulan: Thank you!
Eric: I love the whole idea behind the warrior princess look, but the presentation is not there for me. It looks a bit like a Halloween costume. Not the kind you'd want to buy.
Angelina: True, love the idea, but badly executed. There is no detailing whatsoever. I wish you spent more on that.
Mulan: Okay.
Snow White: Cinderella.
Cinderella: Hi guys!
Angelina: Cindy, I am in love with the shape but the idea is just not wowing me in any way.
Eric: Exactly. A puffy gown is a cliché for you and I wish you took a different direction. I really like your hair though.
Angelina: See, I have to disagree; the hair for me is also a cliché. I wish you took it a step further.
Snow White: Pocahontas. Can I just say this headpiece is everything!
Pocahontas: Thank you so much.
Angelina: I agree, the headpiece really stands out amongst the rest. I love the dress and the side slit. The only con is your runway walk, work on that a little.
Eric: Can I just ask…did you make the headpiece?
Pocahontas: I did.
Eric: Wow, I'm impressed. The fact that you made this all by yourself really shows your skills. I didn't really see the fault in your walk; I was so focused on how beautiful you are!
Angelina: Oh come on Eric, you could clearly see.
Eric: I'm sorry; I one didn't see anything wrong with it [laughs].
Snow White: Up next, Merida.
Angelina: Hi Merida.
Merida: Hello!
Angelina: I want to comment on how gorgeous you are. But, the jumpsuit idea completely disappoints me. The fabric is very cheap looking and the way it all creases isn't doing you any justice.
Eric: Look, I know its not easy to make an outfit from scratch, given that you aren't really known for your sewing, I can forgive that.
Angelina: But that's not an excuse, Eric. Pocahontas isn't known for her sewing, but she wowed us.
[Snow White nods in agreement and Eric Shrugs]
Snow White: Tiana.
Eric: [Squinting] Tiana, I'm really not liking this. Mint green is one of my favorite colors, but your look completely destroyed it.
[Other princesses gasp]
Eric: I'm sorry, but that's not something worth sending down the runway of Disney Royals.
[Tiana nods looking upset]
Angelina: I really don't like the way you styled this gown. You were tripping and you almost fell over it looked like. The makeup is fine but overall I'm not impressed.
Tiana: I'm sorry that I disappointed you; I was hoping I would wow you, but unfortunately I didn't give that. I'm sorry.
Snow White: When I chose you ladies, I knew each and every one of you has the skills to make it all the way. But you all have to apply your skills with every challenge that is thrown at you.
Eric: Agreed.
Snow White: All right, last but not least, Jasmine.
Angelina: Oh. My. God. You, my dear, killed this challenge. I love the reveal, and I love your attitude down the runway. You give out this energy of a diva that just knows her shit.
[They all laugh]
Jasmine: Thank you, Angelina.
Eric: I love your whole Arabian vibe that you've got going on, the hair, the makeup the attitude; you ticked all the boxes for me. Great job.
Angelina: And I want to add this, the shoes you have on, they are some damn high heels, kudos for strutting the runway with those.
[Jasmine smiles and nods]
Snow White: Ladies, I have made my decision. [pauses] Rapunzel you are safe.
[Rapunzel joins the other safe princesses]
Snow White: Pocahontas… Congratulations you are the winner of this challenge!
[Everyone applauds and Pocahontas thanks them]
Snow White: You have won a five-night for two stay at the Disney Land Hotel in Paris.
Pocahontas con: Oh my. I won the first ever challenge! I'm beyond excited.
[Pocahontas stays in her position]
Snow White: Jasmine, you are safe, great job.
[Jasmine steps to the back]
Snow White: Pocahontas, as the winner you have a great responsibility. Who do you nominate as the bottom two?
Pocahontas: This decision is obviously very difficult as I respect each and every princess here. However a decision must be made and based off of the critiques…
[The princesses at the back are biting their nails in anticipation]
Pocahontas: I nominate Tiana and Merida as the bottom 2.
[Gasps echo around the ballroom]
Merida con: Bottom 2? Really? Pocahontas told me she liked my look… That's messed up.
Snow White: That means, Mulan and Cinderella you are safe.
Cinderella con: This was the most tense I have ever felt, I don't want to be in this position ever again.
[Cinderella and Mulan step to the back]
Snow White: All right princesses, you deliberate in the Royal Drawing Room, the judges and I will await your votes. You may leave the Main Ballroom.
[All the princesses walk off the Main Ballroom]
[Inside the golden Royal Drawing Room, the princesses sit and begin to discuss]
Pocahontas: Just before we begin, I just want to say that my decision was purely based off of the judges' critiques. If Snow White was to make the decision, I believe she would've made the same choice.
Tiana con: I understand where Pocahontas is coming from, but I still feel like what Cinderella wore was lower than mine.
Ariel: So how are we going to do this? Should the bottom 2 listen to each other's pleads?
Pocahontas: I'll go to the far corner, Merida, would you join me?
Merida: Sure.
Merida con: I don't really want to speak to Pocahontas right now, but being the tough girl that I am, I can work it out.
[Pocahontas and Merida sit at the far end of the room and talk]
Tiana: Okay Ladies, I truly feel like with my look I gave more of structure. Merida, I feel like she failed at creating a jumpsuit whereas I didn't fail with creating a gown.
Rapunzel: Do you feel like your critiques were fair?
Tiana: To a certain point, I just didn't agree with what Eric said about the fabric.
Ariel con: Come on, that fabric is hideous. I hated the way it looked and the shade of green she chose wasn't very flattering.
Tiana: I feel like Merida got harsher critiques, so I deserve to have a second chance.
Jasmine: You did have a hair malfunction though…
Tiana: I did, but it malfunctions happens.
Jasmine con: Sweet heart, how do you expect to make it in this competition when you can't even fit your crown on your head?
Tiana: I would really appreciate it if you considered keeping me.
Tiana con: I just hope that they see beyond my look that I am a passionate cook with many things to offer.
Belle: Any more questions from anyone before we bring in Merida?
Aurora: I'm good.
[Tiana sits with Pocahontas as Merida Pleads her case for the rest of the princesses]
Mulan: Where do you feel like you went wrong, Merida?
Merida: Honestly, sewing is not my cup of tea, I'm not very good at it, and at least I didn't go for a gown or a dress, which is a cliché, I took a risk.
Cinderella con: I can sense that Merida is talking about me when she said that she didn't go for a gown that is a cliché.
Merida: I'm sorry but Cinderella I don't understand why you aren't here instead of me.
[Dramatic music]
Cinderella: What?
Merida: You are best at sewing, and you failed at a sewing challenge so I feel like you should be here and not me.
Cinderella: Why are you angry with me go speak to Pocahontas; she was the one who chose not me.
Belle: [calling out] Pocahontas I think you need to come in here.
[Pocahontas walks over]
Pocahontas: What's wrong?
Cinderella: Merida is upset that she's in this position and not me. So I told her to speak to you about it, it wasn't my decision.
Pocahontas: Well I told you already, I chose the two who Snow White might have chosen. I've made my decision and there's no going back.
Merida: But I—
Jasmine: Merida, are you going to plead your case or not?
Merida: Look, all I can say is, I have so much more to offer, and I know that this challenge was just a slip. So I would thank you if you keep me.
Belle: Okay, you guys have a chat, while the rest of us discuss. Sound fair?
Merida: Yeah.
[Merida and Pocahontas join Tiana at the far end of the room]
Jasmine: All right, ladies, what's on your minds?
Cinderella: Personally, I feel like Merida gave a negative energy and I don't know if I want to be a part of it.
Mulan: I disagree; Merida is naturally strong and defensive so it's natural for her to defend herself like this.
Aurora: True.
Jasmine: I didn't like Tiana's look, I can forgive Merida for bad sewing because she doesn't sew. Tiana has a bit more experience and it's unacceptable that she looked this bad.
Mulan: Definitely.
Belle: I feel like the judges liked Merida slightly better?
Rapunzel: I did too.
Cinderella: So has everyone made their decision?
[They all nod]
[The princesses go into a private room one by one and place their votes in a golden box]
[The princesses return to the Main Ballroom, the safe princesses are at the back of the stage and the bottom 2 stand on the stage. Snow White has the golden box in her hand]
Snow White: Princesses the results are in. A decision has been made.
[The bottom 2 are scared]
Snow White: With a vote of five to two… Tiana you have been eliminated.
[Merida breathes in and places her face in her hands]
[The princesses at the back gasp]
Tiana: It's all right girls.
Snow White: Merida, you are safe, you may step to the back.
Merida: Thank you.
[Merida steps back]
Snow White: Tiana, you are a fabulous princess, never forget that. Now, strut away.
Tiana: Thank you so much for this opportunity.
[Snow White nods and smiles]
[Tiana walks off the Main Ballroom]
Tiana con: I had a great time; I wish I would've stayed longer, but everything happens for a reason. This isn't the end for me.
[Tiana walks out of the Disney castle in her elegant mint green clothing and steps into a luxurious saloon car as it take her away]
[Back to the Main Ballroom]
Snow White: Princesses, you live to see another day. Now, dance I say, dance!
[The princesses applaud and dance to the track on the stage and the judges laugh in excitement]
[End of episode]