(A/N) ok guysh, dis is mah epic gay shmut slash yaoi fanfic, DOO KNOT MAYKE FON OF IT!
Ahnd if yoo reed it yoo must Reevyew it!
Ok, so liek, durble daa was walking all hapily 'n shit when hee triped on a man-hole and fell into kevens kroch.
"Oh mai gahd, whot thee fauk Deeblr Duh? why is yous in my kroch?" Sed Keven, who is fucnikg HAUT.
"Sorry mistur manly dik, eye tripped over dat man-hole over ders!" Said Dewber Dyke, as hee pointed ovr der on tht man-hole.
"Oh, dats erkayy sweet dildo, anyweezh, iv got two go and play mee somes Amerecun Footbull, Cal meh layterz!" reeplyd Keven, tha faking uhmayzing stuhd.
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HIJKLMNOP,
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WXYZ...
Ahnd so, duble Dee the bra size walked away thinking:
"FUCK FUCK I Need to go bang somthin kwick"
so he ran and stole Mr Yum Yums from Jimmy, the presidant uf Cuba.
"WHO IN DUH FAKCING WURLD WERZH DERT? NOW HOW EM EY GERNNER MASHTERBAIT WIT?"
Dabule de hid in a boosh and started fauking da sheet outta mr yum yums until he exploded the house of your oh pee in weenerz.
Ehdeez point ov vyoo.
"Ah my good, ed! Durble Da is late for our Orjee!"
"Dunt wurry aboot it, i hav it undur control" said Ed as he broke tha dowr with all of rolfs animalz, and wit plank tooo.
"Ey hav more peeple for da orgy!" yelled Ed
"hm, erkai, at least we can fuck nao."
And so, ed, eddy, plank, and ALL of rolf animuls had a giant orjy together.
Little did dabble Duck know, they had sterted daier orjie witout him...
(A/N) Look, I don't discriminate over religion, orientation, race, or whatever, I'm just sick of the slash stuff here on FF.
I swear 90% of romance is slash, and if you disagree with me, search it up, and you'll find ALOT of it.
after being sick of all of them searching up no matter what category is search in, I read one, and oh my fucking god, it was horrible. Spelling, grammar, plot, everything!
This was meant to be a joke, and not taken seriously, If you were offended, I apologize, if not...well than...good. If this gets attention, I may continue, otherwise, I'll just leave it at this.