Is it Wrong to Pick Up Friends in Discord?
"Ugh, w-what happened?" a tall man ask themselves as he rises from the shattered remains of a log. His right arm was bleeding with deep scrapes along the length of it, ending at the top of his biceps. With wet eyes blinking back tears at the pain he tries to survey his correct surroundings, not noticing the steam coming from his wounded appendage.
He was in a foggy forest with thin white trees sparsely planted around with him in a small crater. One of the weird white trees was in the crater with him being nothing more but twigs and small logs.
"D-did I do this?" He stuttered out quietly in shock. He was just in his room talking with his friends on Discord when he just blinked for a second and he was instantly in his current surroundings.
As he suffered a minor meltdown he didn't notice the hulking form of a green beast lumbering towards him.
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In a vastly different location another person was also having a similar meltdown.
A young girl with striking white hair looks around her with a muted shock at surroundings she knows but shouldn't be at. Emerald eyes locked into a tower, Babel, as her mind tries to understand what's happened.
"...Danmachi…" was all she let out as her mind finally shutdown and her body fainted to the floor with many of the bystanders rushing to help her as a "thwack" was heard.
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"...I told them my Luck is E rank but did they believe me, nooo." a gray haired man said to himself as he soaked in a bathtub alongside many naked women who are shocked at his presence.
A scream of indignation was heard from one of naked woman and said man quickly bailed out with the speed of one that knows they've fucked up.
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In a small bakery a elegant woman in a purple dress drinks a cup of jasmine tea alongside two others. She had flowing silver hair and striking Amber eyes. Her companions were two teens that could pass off as siblings.
The female of the duo had vibrant orangy red hair with a distinct side ponytail hanging to her left. Her light brown eyes tries to focus on her companions but it wavers every so often around her skittishly. The only male of the group was more in control of his body with the gentle tapping of his fingers on the table a indication of this. He had dark black hair that compliments his vibrant blue eyes.
"Kirche…" said the male to the silver haired woman of the party. The redhead stopped her ogling to watch what would their de facto leader would say.
"...this is fine." was all the now named Kirche said to her companions as she sipped on her tea with elegance and finesse even while both her companions developed tick marks at her aloof attitude. Maybe following the person who's always aloof in situations like this wasn't a good idea.
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As we come back to the man running from a hoard of women we could see more of his features.
He had short cropped gray hair with dull Amber eyes. What most would notice however would be the extremely dark coloring of his clothing what with its dark purple and black being almost inseparable from each other. Another thing they would notice would be the purple sheath of a short sword or long dagger.
Well they would if they weren't flabbergast at the scene of him running away from a barely covered hoard of women. Moreso when a almost aflame chariot pulled by three horses sweep him off his feet and into the air as it flew. Horses flying, something you don't see everyday.
Said man just blinked owlishly at the sudden change before gaping at his savior and the other passenger with them. A handsome young man with light green spiky hair and striking light yellow eyes with a strong body. Though at the moment he doesn't seem that strong when he's grasping the edges of the chariot with a green face even as he tries to smile at his new passenger.
"STEEL!!!" a wild looking woman with long blonde and green hair exclaimed at the now identified Steel. Her light green eyes had a wild glint as she held onto the chariot for dear life. The verdant dress she wears flapping around her from the high winds.
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"RUN!!!" a white haired man and a silver haired young girl could be seen running from a group of waiters and waitresses as they try to dine-and-dash. Sadly for them the establishment they choosed to do it at had quite a bit of former Adventurers as employees.
Arrows barely miss their feet as Magic's trying to bind them just move away like water when close enough.
"I TOLD YOU IT WOULDN'T WORK MERLIN!" screamed the younger of the pair as they took a hard left into the alleyways. Her anger understandable in their current situation.
"WE NEEDED TO EAT LILY!" was Merlin's answer to Lily's rightful anger. About a day passed without them eating anything after finding each other and he wasn't going to risk another night with a empty stomach. "AND IT WOULD HAVE WORKED IF YOU DIDN'T LOOK SHIFTY AS FUCK!"
"FUCK YOU SHITTY-" was as far as she got before stopping when they ran into a dead end. Slowly both turned around and watch as the alleyway gets filled with mad waitresses and waiter. A gulp was shared between them at what's going to happen next.
END
Hello, my beautiful followers and potential followers. I made this story with the idea of just chronicling the chaos a certain Discord I'm in always causes. So don't expect super series topics with this. Also for those who's waiting for the next chapter of "Little Red" do not worry, I have it half finished. Sadly it'll going to be the last with my reasoning being in the new chapter for it. So have fun with this till then.