RUTHIE IS POSSESSED!!
Lucy was making the twins a food when Ruthie walked in looking all funny expression-wise.
"Hey Ruthie what's wrong?" Lucy asked, all concerned like the beautiful and caring sister she was.
Suddenly Ruthie projectile vomited! She hit Annie in the face as she pranced through the door into the sun dappled kitchen. Ruthie's projectile vomit hit her like a bird.
Annie stared in horror. "Oh no, Ruthie…. Ruthie is possessed by a demon!"
Ruthie's eyes grew white as the summer snow, and she projectile vomited again. She raped a crucifix just like the girl in the movie did.
Quickly Reverend Camden and the other guy ran over to the house and decided to give her an exorcism.
"Ruthie lie down and we'll make you better!" declared they.
"So Ruthie lay down and they said "The power of Jesus compels you!"
And then the evil demon departed from whence it came.
"Phew." Said Reverend Camden.
"Oh no!" Screamed Matt downstairs. "The twins just projectile vomited! They're possessed!"
"Fuck, fuck, fuck." Said Reverend Camden, and the two priests ran down the stairs…
SHOULD I CONTINUE? PLEASE R/R/