This is gonna be a 3-part story next friday i'll post the next totally random carol... and the answer why sai is what he is at the end.
I don't ownz Naruto, or Grandma got ran over by a reindeer.... but I do ownz the lyrics in this story.
Setting: Snowy mountain
Whereabouts: Unknown
Day: Christmas Eve
Situation: After 3 years, Naruto and Sakura finally find Sasuke. Sai, Gaara, and Shino, who are there for no reason, silently stand in the background with Naruto, watching Sakura arguing with Sasuke to come home. Naruto, who is tired and just wants to be home by Christmas day, walks up to Sasuke. Sasuke, who recoils automatically when he sees Naruto suck in a deep breath, is ready for a big confutation between the two of them. Only, Naruto, Gaara, Shino, and Sakura all do what Sasuke never expected.
They sing a song.
Naruto:Sasuke got his butt raped by a reindeer!
Shino, Gaara:[Chorus] reindeer!
Sasuke: What the fuck?
Naruto:Walking home from Orochi's Christmas eve.
Shino, Gaara:[Chorus]Chistmas eve!
Sasuke: Wait...what?
Naruto: You can say there's no such thing as Karma....
Shino, Gaara:[Chorus] Karma
Sasuke:Where did this music come from?
Naruto:But as for that bastard, Sasuke, he believes.
Goes quiet.
Sasuke: what's goin....
Naruto:Sing it Sakura!
Sasuke: Wha...?
Sakura:Sasuke got his butt raped by a reindeer!
Shino, Gaara, Naruto:[Chorus] reindeer!
Sakura:Walking home from Orochi's Christmas eve.
Shino, Gaara, Naruto:[Chorus]Chistmas eve!
Sakura:You can say there's no such thing as Karma....
Shino, Gaara, Naruto:[Chorus] Karma
Sakura: But as for that bastard, Sasuke, he believes
Shino, Gaara, Naruto: [Chorus] he believes
Sakura:He beleeeeeEEEVESSSSS!
Sasuke looks at Sai.
"Why haven't you joined in?" Sasuke asks.
Sai looks up at Sasuke and says...
"Because I'm jewish."
Shin, Gaara, Sakura, Naruto, Sasuke, and Kermit the Frog(thier for some reason) all gasp.
"What?" Sai asks.
To be continued....