One day, in Dream Land, Kirby was busy eating cake. Suddenly, a portal opened up inside of his house and sucked Kirby in. He had no idea where he was going, but he was sure it was going to be one hell of an adventure. Kirby rolled and tumbled through the portal, his pink body bouncing around until he ended up inside of a house. It was quiet and it looked like no one was home at all, because there was nobody home. This was because the house was empty.
"Hi?" Kirby asked. No one answered because there was nobody around. Then, Kirby heard the sound of a door opening. It was revealed to be Republican Senator Ted Cruz. He was wearing just a piar of shorts because it looked like he was excersizing. He sat down on the nearby couch and wiped his sweaty forehead.
"That was some workout," Cruz said. "But I need to firgure out what I'm going to do next. My family isn't home right now, so I've got some time to myself. I know!"
Ted Cruz took off his pants, revealing his five inch cock. He started to masturbate. Kirby was very interested in seeing what this "masturbation" was, so he leaned in because he was curious. Perhaps, a little bi-curious.
"Wait, someone's here," Ted said. "I can tell."
Kirby fell flat on his face, and Ted Cruz moved in. "Haha, what a cute little thing," he said to Kirby. "What is your name? Never mind, it doesn't matter. Hey look, I have an idea."
Ted Cruz picked up Kirby and set him on the coffee table. Kirby opened his mouth in anticipation as Cruz inserted his cock into the gaping mouth hole because Kirby was really interested in seeing what this was all about. "Now suck." Kirby proceeded to suck on Cruz's meat stick. To Kirby, it was like a whole new wrold of discovery. This was better than cake. Well, except for chocolate cake
"Your even better than Rubio!" Cruz exclaimed. He was about to cum. He came. Kirby was all covered in stiky semen. Ted was about to go for round two when Kirby was sucked back into the same portal he fell out of. Now Ted Cruwz was sad. Then, another portal opened up and out came King Dedede, who fell on top of Ted Cruz, crushing him. Then, the house collapsed.