Who did it to Harry? Chapter 1 Malfoy, a harry potter fanfic

Chapter 1: Malfoy

I was enjoying a perfect Saturday hanging out with Carbbe, Goyle, and Pansy Parkinson in the Hallways of Hogwarts. We just successfully tricked a couple of Hufflepuff first years in thinking that in the final exams you had to wrestle trolls and battle to the death with a werewolf at full moon. Stupid first years. Actually, stupid Hufflepuffs. Anyways, so you know I was having a great day! Then that annoying little Gryffindor Third Year, Collin Creevy, ran up to me and said " Dumbledore needs you in is office right now...it's what happened about Friday night..." Great, just, great! Perfect Saturday: Ruined!

When I got to Dumbledores office I saw that mudblood Hermione Granger, the Weasle, Loony Lovegood, that oaf Hagrid, Professor Snape, stupid Neville, And , I never thought I would be in a room with so many stupid people at one time, well except for Snape because he's awesome.

Dumbledore began " As you all know I along with the whole school, saw Harry potter laying unconscious with eight people standing around him Miss Granger, Miss Lovegood, Mr Weasley, Mr Longbottom, Professor Snape, and Professor Hagrid all witnessed one event but we don't know who is telling the truth or not. In which case I would like to hear all your stories today. Please make me refrain from asking Professor Snape from give all of you Veritaserum, because I assure you : it tastes horrible."

He paused and there was a long awkward silence. I bet the old man was actually thinking that one of us were going to tell what really happened but we all have our own side to the story.

" Mr Malfoy perhaps you would like to start with your side of the story."

Okay here it goes. Chapter 1: Malfoy

He paused and there was a long awkward silence. I bet the old man was actually thinking that one of us were going to tell what really happened but we all have our own side to the story.

" Mr Malfoy perhaps you would like to start with your side of the story."

Okay here it goes

"I was one of the last ones in the Great Hall I was eating really slowly because I didn't have much of an appetite. I was lost in space for a minute and before I realized I was the only one in the Great Hall and it was 9 pm. So, i was walking towards the stairs that lead to the dungeons when I saw Harry Potter emerging from those set of stairs. 'Remedial Potions again Potter?' I ask ' Being stupid again Malfoy?' Potter says. ' Come at me again!' I say. ' Fine I just want to tell you that your stupid and dumb and that your only friends are two gorillas and a pug and your Daddy works for Voldemort which sucks. You suck. Get a life.' Harry Potter was provoking me! How dare he, I've tried to stay away from him, mind my own business, but NO, he always has to come at me with something insulting and hurtful. "

"Oh don't be so dramatic!" the Weasle interrupts

" Shut up! " I say

" Anyways-" I continue...

" - since I was hurt. I told him " You know what that's it let's settle this like ..Now." Thats right being the chicken that he is I expected him to chicken out, but he said 'BRING IT ON MALFOY!" Potter was about to cast his spell when Granger and Ron appeared from down the hallway walking towards Harry but when she saw his wand and started running towards him. 'Harry Potter you put your wand away now! I don't want you to get into anymore trouble than you are already in with Umbridge!" 'Shut up Hermione! I got some business to settle with Malfoy!' Then Hermione went rabid. She said ' Don't u dare talk to me like that Potter! You'll pay!' That's when things got crazy! Granger attacked Harry Potter she was on him and smacking him like crazy and she was banging his head on the ground and yelling at him. ' THIS IS FOR EVERYTHING YOU HAVE EVER DONE TO ME! I'VE ALWAYS TRIED TO BE HELPFUL BUT IT ALWAYS SEEMS TO BE MY FAULT! I HATE YOU!' Then she got off of Harry. Harry was still on the ground breathing heavily. Weasley helped him up. Hermione was still crazy. And she ran away and Ron went after her to see if she was okay. Neville and Lovegood came and asked why Harry is all bruised up and I said Hermione beat up Harry. Neville and Luna didn't believe me. Then on one way of the hallway Snape was rolling in a new statue and on the other was Hermione Granger running at top speed yelling 'YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO SAY WEASLEY BECAUSE YOU DON'T LOVE ME!' and she crashed into Snape. The statue fell and BOOM! It fell on Harry Potter! And Already being at a vulnerable state he was knocked unconscious. Yes I thought inside! He's dead' but of course he wasn't but since this stupid school echoes the statue crashing caused all the students and staff to run downstairs to see what happened"

" Thank you Draco. That seemed like... quite an eventful story..." said Dumbledore

" That was a total lie Malfoy and you know it!" said Hermione

Well, it was true and I'm sticking by my word even if I did exaggerate a little bit...

"Ms Lovegood, your account of the event if you please "said Dumbledore