A/N: I'm taking a break with my newly started story and writing a short Christmas one. Modern Hawaii is my OC, she's not a Mary Sue, or anything, just a friend of Sealand and is sleeping over. Enjoy!
Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN HETALIA OR I SAW MOMMY KISSING SANTA CLAUS!
Warning: CRACK-ish, Finland possibly cheating on Su-san (his name will be Sweden in the story though,) a young idiot who is a grandfather is an EX-nation and a annoying micro-nation.
Summary: '' Wait. Isn't mama suppose to be Santa Claus...'' …. '' Pssh no you idiot, Turkey is, I mean Santa originated in him after all... wait what?''
I Saw Finland Kissing Santa Claus
Sealand was happy that Hawaii got to come and stay over this Christmas. The boy taught him a lot of stuff, and told lots of funny stories about the relationship between his father (America) and his grandfather (Ancient Hawaii.) Speaking of Ancient Hawaii, Sealand wondered why the man let his grandson stay over at his house, Ancient Hawaii was always worried about Hawaii's vital regions... when he asked the old man if Hawaii could stay over at his house the man spoke in a STRANGLY cheery voice, a very UNUSUAL and RARE, '' Yes, of cooourse he can, I need that brat out of my house so I can my 'special time' with my wife.'' And that's how Luka Kealoha came over to little Peter's house.
'' Hey Peter did I tell you about the time when I saw my gramps drinking tea with England?'' Hawaii's face popped up out of nowhere bursting the bubble of Sealand's thoughts.
'' Yeah, you told me that one,'' Sealand smiled.
'' What about when pop's challenged gamps to a bull-riding contest and gramps WON!''
'' That one too,''
'' How 'bout eating the cooked dog dare?''
'' Heard that one,'' Sealand started getting annoyed. Hawaii noticed.
'' How 'bou~t'' Hawaii paused '' WE MAKE OUR OWN STORY!''
Sealand looked at Hawaii, '' WHOT, Luka that's brilliant, but how are we going to make it,''
'' We are going to scare Santa Claus.'' Hawaii gave Sealand a goofy smile.
'' You truly are a master of pranks my good friend!'' Sealand returned the smile thinking that they were going to frighten his mother
And so the troublemaking duo crept down the stairs and stopped at the last step when they saw a SUPRISE. Finland was kissing a mysterious Santa!
'' Wait. Isn't mama suposse to be Santa Claus,''
'' Pssh no you idiot, Turkey is, I mean Santa originated in him after all... wait what?''
'' Oh god.''
'' But it could be your dad, ya know like the song 'I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus' ''
'' Yeah, except that mama might be cheating on papa.''
'' Your right let's go stop this madness, do NOT say 'This is Sparta'.''
Sealand nodded his head in agreement and obidence. And so they ran screaming ''AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH''
Finland and Sweden jerked from the kiss. '' Boys, what's wrong!'' the Fin asked the panting boys.
'' Thank god, mama... isn't... cheating on... papa,''
''… Yeah... I'm so tired...'' and both boys passed out on the floor.
'' Honey, do you know what just happened?''
'' No Idea.''
Omake:
Sealand and Hawaii: Author-sama why was that so short and kinda sucky?
Chibi-Seme/Lucifer: Well you see I have to rush since it's Christmas Eve and my Uncle that I just met is here, and that theres a HUGE christmas party next.
Hawaii: Oh yeah, ya party.
A/N: That omake is the reason this story sucks, but still review!