I do not own Death Note
It had been a normal day for Matsuda. You know, just trying to catch Kira, a criminal who kills other criminals with a notebook of death. You know, the usual. But suddenly, Matsuda's day became unusual. Just as he passed by Light's room, he heard some pretty weird shit. Now, Matsuda had heard some pretty weird shit before, but this surpassed all of it.
"Put it in, this is getting uncomfortable." Matsuda heard L's voice say through the door.
"Hang on, I'm trying. It won't fit." Light could be heard saying.
As Matsuda listened to this, he felt his face heat up. He ran down to the main headquarters of the large building where Soichiro Yagami was, drinking his morning coffee.
As Matsuda burst through the door, he yelled "CHIEF! YOUR SON AND L ARE HAVING SEX!"
Soichiro spit out his coffee. "WHAT!?" He yelled in surprise.
Matsuda then repeated, "YOUR SON AND L ARE HAVING SEX!"
"Yes, yes! I heard that! This can't be happening!" Soichiro said in shock.
"It is! I'll take you up there!" Matsuda said, and he took Soichiro up to Light's room, opening the door with a loud SLAM! What they laid their eyes upon was so shocking, so terrible, so horrifying... Keys?
Light was trying to unlock the handcuffs that chained him and L together, but the key wouldn't fit.
"Oh..." Soichiro and Matsuda said in unison.