Jason Voorhees was a psycho's son

And on Friday the 13th he'd come along

Always killing, never talking

From Crystal Lake he'd come walking

One day through the forest I went walking

Then we met each other's eyes

And guess what to my surprise

The only boy who could ever reach me

Was the son of a psycho woman

The only boy who could ever teach me

Was the son of a psycho woman

Yes he was yes he was

Oh yes he was

Staying sane isn't always easy

No matter how hard I try

Even though he never talks to me

I still know that everything is all right

I still find that everything is all right

Although sometimes he causes me fright

The only boy who could ever reach me

Was the son of a psycho woman

The only boy who could ever teach me

Was the son of a psycho woman

Yes he was yes he was

Oh yes he was

How well I remember

Looking into his hazel eyes

I think I took him by surprise

When I said "On the next Friday night

Can I go with you to aid you in your fight?"

Since then our relation ship has been growing

And I never even think about going

And the only boy who could ever reach me

Was the son of a psycho woman

The only boy who could ever teach me

He was a mask-wearing son of a psycho woman

Yes he was yes he was

Oh

The only boy who could ever reach me

Was the son of a psycho woman

The only boy who could ever teach me

Was the son of a psycho woman

I know, I know, I'm terrible. XD Which is why I'm gonna say that the girl in the song is actually me, in my fantasies. You like it? You'd better. LOL Anyway, please review, as usual. Syonara!