I'm bored. So I decided to write this.
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Matchmakers: The Unknown Chapter!
Fall of the Rainbows!
Edward Elric sat on his sofa. Then Al came in, dressed up as a banana.
Ed leapt up and shouted, "OMFG FRUIT!" And ran around the room.
The Rainbow Marshmallows—the Captain, Deputy, and Commando—then entered the room. Ed stopped chasing his brother to stare.
He pointed. "Eewww, marshmallows!" Then chased them away.
Fruit 1, 2, and 3 stole Ed's pocket watch and sold it on Ebay.
Ed never saw his watch again.
Then the Squad (a.k.a. the Rainbow Marshmallows) got ahold of Al, and ran off with him. Ed never saw his brother again.
Winry found the Fruits and wanted to marry them instead of Ed because she thought they were hot.
The Fruits didn't like Winry, so they gave her a pie.
Ed went emo, dyed his hair black, and wore a fake mustache.
The Squad returned, and attempted to turn Ed into a rainbow.
Ed refused, and fed them soap.
Three days later, Winry asked the Fruits to date her.
They still didn't like her, because they were hotter than her and gave her some of Commando's milk. (Don't ask…inside joke.)
Then, the Marshmallows all died because the doughnuts ate them.
The end.
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A little crack. I was bored. So there.