I can stop whenever I want to!
So this is the story of Light getting all the Death note characters together and trying to solve all the problems that annoyed him. Now they're all in a small room like a hospital. There's a door and a window to the outside hallway.
They all sat in a small room with only a window to the hallway to look out. The walls were white washed and very plain. Light, Misa, Mello, Mikami, Near and L sat in a circle on little folding chairs, staring at each other.
"Why are we here?" Mello asked.
"Well," Light replied. "I felt that you all have some problems that you need to have resolved." He explained. He also was slightly uncomfortable with every enemy of his sitting around him.
"What problems?" Near asked. "I don't have any. Do I?"
"Yes, I'm afraid you all do." Light told him. Near pondered for a moment and tried to think of something. "You and your toys. That's really annoying." Light finally told him, too impatient to let him think it over.
"Hey, why am I here? And who the hell are you people?" Mikami asked. Everyone just ignored him, except Misa.
"You're a idiot. You're just not in the loop. Just sit and listen to my dearest Light!" Misa pointed out, making Mikami mutter something like '...so stupid…'
"Raito-kun, must we really be here? We should be trying to catch Kira." L asked, sitting in his usual curled-up pose on his chair and scratched his head. Light glared at him.
"That, first of all, that's really weird. You have no right to ask anything from me, after the whole handcuff incident." Light pointed at L "Stop sitting like that! It's weird and probably bad for your spine. It also gives you a slow reaction time to things like this." Light threw a pencil at him and hit him in the head.
"Ow." Was all the L said.
"HA HA." Misa laughed. She pointed at L. L stuck out his tongue. Light coughed.
"Ok, so now I would like to move on to another certain sugar addict. Mello..." Light began, but Mello interrupted him.
"What are you talking about? It's not an addiction, I can stop when ever I want to!" Mello yelled in his own defense, before hearing it all.
"Yeah, sure." L said. "Do you see why you're not the next L? You're way too over emotional and paranoid." L explained calmly.
"Plus you look like a girl." Misa added. Mello glared at the Blond Gothic Lolita.
"WHAT!?" Mello again yelled in confusion. "No I do not!"
"Yes you do. Go cut your hair or something."
"Never." Mello huffed. Misa looked for something in her purse. She pulled out a pair of scissors.
"Hey, let's do your hair right now." Misa suggested.
"Ahh! Hey wait. Don't touch me or my hair." Mello stood up and covered his head.
"NO. I'm going to make you look like your proper gender. Come here!' Misa yelled and approached Mello.
"Ahhh. NOOOO!" Mello ran to the door and ran out into the hall. Misa chased him, with the scissors. "Go away!"
"Come back here!" Misa yelled and they disappeared around a corner, out of sight from the window that the other characters stared out of.
"Don't run with scissors!" Near called to them, but they were gone.
"Now do you see that you all have problems?' Light told the remaining group of people. "Do you want to end up like that?"