The Theory of Celestial Stroke, Notional Wings and Haruka Nanase's Incomprehensibility
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Theory #1: The Iwatobi Formulae
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Rei Ryugazaki sees a world of numbers that rotates on axes of calculation and formulae.
It's 8 lanes in the pool, 25 strokes of butterfly from one end of the lane to the other, 1.60 meters of pool depth.
It's 4 other members of the swim team, 3 boys, 1 girl, 1 teacher to supervise them.
It's 50% good days, 30% bad days and 20% everything in between.
It's nice.
Despite all this, Rei Ryugazaki's one stability is the theorem of the world.
Dreams can be found through telescopes in the stars, adventure laced linear on a world map. Heart and soul are a convenient combination of letters strung into pretty epithets and sentences at the right place and time.
People can be broken down to chemicals – 70% water, perhaps 20% biological functions and 10% left up to the imagination for the less intellectual, but character is essentially situational history.
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The Iwatobi Formulae (by Rei Ryugazaki)
1. Admirable tolerance + gentle leadership + astuteness + (perhaps) kindness – consistent courage = Makoto Tachibana
2. Everlasting naivety + opportune consideration + seemingly incessant brightness + (irritating) optimism = Nagisa Hazuki
3. Apparent determination + (occasional) endearing nature + recurrent stubbornness - self-control (around deltoids) = Gou Matsuoka.
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It's easy to dissect human psychology, if everything anyone ever thinks or says or does is in an arguably complex but ultimately comprehensible 1400 grams of brain matter in one's head.
The processes of life are theories of numbers and conveniences entwined together. Life is easy because Rei Ryugazaki can read everything in it like a calculus problem.
Because Rei Ryugazaki has a theory for everything, except Haruka Nanase.
Frustrating incomprehensibility = Haruka Nanase.
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(The actual title didn't fit in the title box)
This was supposed to be a short little spasm of feelings, but this is what happens when my brain explodes, sorry. Chronological Rei/Haru, unpopular pairing but I love them both.
I'm posting #1 and #2 straight off the bat, to see how it's received before continuing. Otherwise, new theories posted every three days (hopefully).