A/N: Okies! My friend, Sarah, set me a little 100 word challenge and this is what came out of it. It's pretty lame, but this is what happens when you're bored and a crazy friends gives you a strange challenge! XD! ENJOY!

Never!

Never EVER again!

I, Sirius Araius Black, will NEVER listen to one of James Michael Potter's plans ever again! What he was thinking when he came up with it, I'll never know. I just can't understand why he would go after Lily Evans. I mean...we're thirteen and all he does is drool and sigh when she walks past. He even ate pumpkin pie by mistake when she leant over to get something during dinner and the git KNOWS he swells up like a balloon.

The next time he gets me to fly up to her window in the middle of winter to see what she wears for bed and then lets me gets hexed, I swear he will not live!