Disclaimer: Nothing belongs to me, except Sicily {And Ireland, who's gonna be mentioned}

Alright, this wasn't my idea. In fact, if any of you wanna bitch about me doing letters, you can take it up with Spain.

Spain thought I needed to become a little bit more sociable, and talk with the rest of the nations. I don't know why he got the idea...maybe it was because of Ireland. If it was her, I swear, I will kill her in her sleep, next time she stays over...

So, I guess I tell you about me, or something. Well, here goes:

My name is Nicoletta Sophia Vargas. Most know me as Sicily, others know me as the Terminator. Why? *Insert malicious smirk here* You cross me, you'll find out why. Now, as I was saying, physically, I'm 22 years old, and I live with my brother, Romano, and Spain, who used to be my 'boss', as he still refers to himself. Dunno why he still does, but, whatever.

And, yes, I'm Italian, in case you haven't figured it out yet. And, no, I'm not a coward who runs at the sight of England or France, at a speed that would make that Flash guy or whatever his name is, from Al's comic books, seething with jealousy. I am the only one of us who can actually hold her ground in a fight. Why? Let me tell you; Sicilian women are tough bitches, that's why. I know how to shoot a gun, perfectly well. I am the birth place of the ransom note. I am the Terminator.

So, potato-bastard, if you're reading this, take this into consideration. Because if I so much as see you around Veneziano, there will be utter hell to pay, blondie. Understand? Stay. Away. From. My. Little brother.

Okay, so now that I've gotten that cleared out of the way, what else is there...

Alright, I love cooking, driving around in my car, gardening with Spain and Romano, the arts and fashion. Cooking and fashion are the two things I'm good at, that don't involve guns or any of that. I utterly suck at dancing, though. Well, it's more of the traditional dances, to be honest. I do okay if it's something like the dancing you do at a night club, but, anything you see as a more traditional style of dance, like ballet or salsa dancing - there's no way in hell you will catch me being able to do that.

Alright, I really think that's all I can say about myself. The rest you can see for yourself, if you stick around.

Ciao, I guess,

-Nicoletta Vargas, a.k.a., Sicily.