Harry Potter & Co. Go to the Grocery Store
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Chapie 1
Ron: Dammit Luna, stop filling the pool with chocolate pudding!
Luna stops splashing around in the chocolatey goop and makes a super big eyed sad face.
Luna: But…but I like pudding.
Ron: I don't care!
Ron poofs the pudding away with a flick of his wand.
Luna: Noooooooooooooooo! My puuuuuuuuuddddddddiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnggggggg!!!!! * drops dramatically to knees and screams at the heavens*
Hermione then walks out of the house looking slightly pertebed.
Ron: What's wrong Hermione?
Hermione: It's Harry again. Come see.
They walk off while Luna is still screaming over her lost pudding. They enter the house to see Harry repeatedly banging his head against the wall.
Harry: Angst angst angst angst…..
Ron: What's wrong Harry?
Harry looks over with tear stained eyes.
Harry: We're out of……. RAAAAAAMMMMMEEEEEENNNNNN!
Harry breaks out into hysterical sobbing.
At this point Draco enters the scene and giddily runs over to Harry and puts his finger to his lips.
Draco: Shush girl! Shut your lips! Do the Helen Keller, and and talk with your hips!
Hermione pimp slaps him.
Hermione: HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU NOT TO SPONTANEOUSLY BREAK INTO SONG AND DANCE!!!!
Draco runs off crying.
Ron: Well, anyways….. Harry we can just go to the grocery store and get some more.
Hermione walks over to the cupboards, opens them and is viciously attacked by moths.
Hermione: Yeah, we could pick up some other things as well.
Harry sniffles and rubs his eyes.
Harry: *sniff* ok.
And as if on cue Ginny, Draco, and Luna come in.
All in unison: We wanna come!
Hermione: Ugh, ok ever to the car.
They all pile in the car and put there seatbelts on. Draco stares into the audience.
Draco: Even wizards wear their seatbelts. BUCKLE UP AMERICA!
And they all head off to the supermarket.
Well that was the first chapie hope you enjoyed plz review!