"Welcome back everyone!" Chris said. "You know me, Chris McClain. Welcome to the third season of Total Drama: Total Drama Academy. Our contestants are waiting for us in the bus, and they'll all really upset, awesome right?" Chris walks into the bus and everyone groans. "Aw I missed you guys too! Now let's welcome our contestants, Mariah, Leticia, Destiny, Randy, Roberto, Genesis, Demitrie, Kevin, Lilianna, Jahari, Dayanna, Michael and Danisha. Also the newbies Taylor, Georelis, Muhammad, Letha, Charles, Brandon, and Raymond. How are you guys doing?" "Horrible, why did you bring me back to this show?" Randy replied. "Aw little Randy still feels bad about using Roberto." Destiny mocked. "Says the girl who's barely 5 ft. tall." Randy retorted. "OMG they're fighting this is totally awesome!" Letha shrieked. "I see our Total Drama fan girl over here is happy to be on the show." Chris said. "Oh defiantly! I'm actually sitting next to celebrities!" Letha shrieked. She grabs Raymond and shakes him. "Hey watch the hair!" Raymond complained while shaking his hair. "Hey Destiny look at the camera, not him." Chris calls. "So where are we going Chris?" Georelis asked. "To your new boarding school!" The contestants all groan.
The bus stops in front of a dark, big building. It basically looks like boarding schools on T.V and in movies, but a lot scarier. "Say hello to your new home everybody!" Chris calls. The contestants look out of the window in horror. "Um Chris you sure this place is safe?" Michael asks. "Nope, not at all. But don't worry, the more of you that die, the faster this game show will be! Now follow me into your worst nightmares!" Chris says. The walk from the bus was surprisingly short. Chris and the other 20 contestants came into the school and stopped in the main lobby. "As you may have guessed this is a game show!" Chris said. "No duh!" Roberto snorted. "Let me talk to our viewers in peace! My God! On this season, the challenges will be based on school subjects, clubs, and events." Chris continued. "Oh great, so basically you're making us go to school!" Destiny shouted. "Quiet before I make you the first one to go home!" Chris threatened. "Gladly." Destiny replied. Then Leticia asked "Can I leave too?" "Forget it! Nobody can quit! And remember you're all playing for a million bucks!" Chris said. "Like I was saying, there will be three teams for a change! Yeah three instead of two! The last place team for each challenge will have to vote one of their teammates off. The game ends when there's only one contestant left standing! Any questions?" Mariah raises her hand. "Yes Mariah?" "Are there going to be guest stars like last season? She asks. "Oh good question! No there will be no guest stars!" Chris replied. All the contestants start to complain. Some is threatening Chris, while others are cursing him out. "Quiet! Let's start this game already! The less of you guys left in the game, the better it is for me. Now follow me again." The contestants follow Chris into a large room. Hanging from the roof are long ropes with bells at the top of each one. "Say hello to your first challenge, the Gym challenge!" The contestants groan for the tenth time that day. "For the first part of your challenge, you guys need to reach the top of the rope and ring the bell. The last two contestants to do this will be eliminated!" Chris continued. "How the hell do you expect me to get up there?" Danisha asked. "Don't worry Danisha, we can do this! Right babe?" Jahari said. "Right Hari!" Lilianna replied. The two of them begin to make out; they also start to roll around on the floor. "Um so start, like right now!" Chris yells. The contestants all start climbing the rope. Some making good progress, others still struggling at he bottom. "You can do it Danisha!" Mariah calls down to her. Danisha ignores her, and slowly climbs up the rope. So far Brandon, Roberto, Randy, and Demitre are the only ones to make it to the top of the rope. "Only 16 contestants left, some of you aren't even trying!" Chris says as he looks down at Jahari and Lilianna making out on the floor. Mariah, Kevin, Destiny, Raymond, and Letha make it to the top of the rope, leaving only 11 contestants. "Crap this is hard!" Danisha complains, as she slowly continues to make it up the rope. Mohammed, Genesis, Georelis, Dayanna, Leticia, Charles, and Michael make it to the top, only leaving Taylor, Danisha, Jahari, and Lilianna. "Almost done, hurry the hell up!" Chris calls. Finally Taylor and Danisha finally make to the top! "Finally! Jahari and Lilianna, you're expelled, goodbye." Chris's helper Chef picks the two of them up and out of the room. Now time for the second part of the challenge, the dodge ball challenge!" Chris says. "Oh great." Taylor said. "Shut up Taylor, and go play with your calculator, you nerd! Kevin joked. "Yo son can you leave me alone!" Taylor screams. "Can you two please shut up? You both sound like a married couple!" Chris complains. "Oh hell no!" Kevin complains. "So like I was saying, you'll all be playing dodge ball today. It will be an all for one match up! The last person standing wins invincibility." Chris continued. "Eww Taylor your face is ugly!" Danisha said. "Yo son I'm sick of you!" Taylor complained. "I'm not your son! And what are you gonna do about it?" Danisha said. Taylor runs up to Danisha and punches her in the face. Danisha stumbles back a bit, and then she charges at Taylor. Teeth and weave fly everywhere as the two of them continue to fight, while everyone else watches! "Let me help you Danisha!" Michael said. He walks up to Taylor and makes her. Then Danisha jumps on her. The two girls continue to fight for another good 10 minutes before they tire out. "That was interesting! Now let's start the challenge! Go grab your balls!" Chris tells the contestants. They all grab dodge balls, all except Danisha and Taylor, who are easily taken out. Soon Leticia, Mariah, Roberto, Demitrie, Michael, and Dayanna are all taken out by Georelis. "Dang girl let us hit someone!" Randy tells her. "Okay here, hit Letha!" Georelis throws Letha towards Randy, and she gets hit. "Hey that wasn't fair!" Letha complained. Soon only three contestants are remaining: Randy, Georelis, and Charles. "Sorry girl, but you're going down!" Randy tells Georelis. "Good luck with that!" Georelis says. They both throw their balls at each other, and end up hitting each other! "Charles wins! How does it feel Charles?" "Whatever." Charles says. "Now let's head over to the principal's office!
"One of you 18 will be voted off! Since Charles won the challenge, you cannot vote for him! Now place your votes!" Chris said. The contestants all place their votes very quickly. "Okay the votes have been placed! I will hand out these plastic apples when I call your name. Here's an apple to Destiny, Muhammad, Michael, Roberto, Leticia, and Letha! Raymond, Brandon, Kevin, Demitrie, and Mariah, you all are safe too. Finally, Dayanna, Genesis, Randy, Danisha, and….Taylor! Georelis you expelled!" Chris said. "You must be kidding me! You all chose Taylor over me?" Georelis says frustrated. "Just take the Elevator of Shame already!" Chris said. Georelis goes into the elevator, and the other contestants stare at her while the doors close. "Interesting night right? See you all in the next episode of Total Drama Academy!" Chris screams.