Ode to a Jar of Dirt

by GKRose

This is a small, humourous poem I wrote after browsing through Pirates of the Caribbean fanart with Captian Jack and his Jar of Dirt. I've got to say, he sure does love it LOL

Jar of Dirt

O my Jar of Dirt

How wonderful you are

Your exterior is so smooth

Like a shiny picked green apple

Whenever you're near

My salty heart skips a beat

My sea worn cheeks start to blush

And I smile my toothless grin

How I love to shake you

And hear the swoosh of your pretty dirt

That lovely sound is heavenly

It is the voice of beautiful angels

O my Jar of Dirt

How do I love thee

I will keep you safe from harm

The sea will never drown our love