Zypher: Hello all and welcome to my newest Megaman story. Been watching my brother play the Megaman X Collection and since I have a habit of making parodies in the mist of it, decided to make a story of it. So I hope you enjoy Megaman X Parodies.
Disclaimer: Never owned Megaman and never will.
Note: Diamond is one of my own characters. I just added her in for effects and to cause more chaos with the Megaman crew so she will also be a reploid animal but not formed like the mavericks. She has her own set of armor which is white with silver in it and a dark blue gem sits in the center of her helmet and chest plate. Her wings and tail shows from her armor and her long, silver hair is tied into a braid and come out from her helmet like Zero's.
Note 2: I may add in other characters that aren't part of the X series so don't mind them. They're just there for more effects and chaos.
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Megaman X Parodies
Chapter 1
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In Giga City, the Maverick Hunters and the Mavericks were in the middle of a football game. It was tied five to five due to random accidents.
Diamond: Alright, whose idea was it to play football in a closed stadium! Already we had three people be shot through the roof because of unexpected punches!
Zero: That was Data! Blame him!
Data: What! But I've been used as the ball since Treble ran off with it, Bass included!
X: Forget it! We just need to score this last touchdown and then we can go home. Group huddle!
They all huddled together, Zero kicking Data away for kicks and snickered.
Diamond: Alright, we all know it's a tie between us and butt-face's (Sigma) team. I suggest that X gets the ball, everyone else, do whatever you think is right. Ok?
They nodded.
Diamond: Alright then, Break!
She ran off and they looked where she was going quizzically.
X: Ok then, let's do as she said.
They nodded once more and got into position. The loudspeakers came on and Diamond's voice was heard.
Diamond: Alright you low down, good for nothing reploids, let's get this game over with so kick the ball!
They all nodded and looked to where Data was supposed to be but he was gone.
Diamond: Where's the monkey! Someone find him or get a replacement!
They all scrambled across the field until one of them came back with a servbot.
Wheel Gator: Will this work?
Diamond: Good enough now kick it!
He dropped the servbot and aimed it at Dynamo's head. Even with Dynamo running around like a chicken with its head cut off still, the servbot hit the mark and knocked him unconscious.
Diamond: For the love of...Not at a player, you robotic reptile!
Wheel Gator: You said kick it.
Diamond: Either way! I want this game finished now so either make a field goal or I will smite you!
As they were arguing, X grabbed the ball and started making his way towards the Maverick goal line.
Diamond: And there goes X with the ball! Will he be able to make the goal and end this stupid game? But wait, Sigma coming in for a tackle! Along with Wheel Gator and Armored Armadillo!
Like she said, they were charging in pretty fast. X stopped and tossed the ball to Fefnir who came out of nowhere. They switched targets and went after him.
Diamond: And Fefnir takes hold of the ball but will he even bother to move? You know, that's a good question. Fefnir, get your butt in gear! We didn't place you on the team just for the free cookies!
Fefnir jumped and started running in circles, leaving him to get tackle first by Armored Armadillo, then Wheel Gator and finally butt-face, I mean, Sigma. The servbot crawled out from the dogpile and started running across the field. Storm Eagle swooped down and grabbed it with his talons and started making his way towards the hunters' side.
Diamond: And, unfortunately, Storm Eagle has the ball and is flying his way towards the goal. Wait, Storm Eagle, get down on the ground! There's a no flying rule!
He stopped and glared at the box she was in.
Storm Eagle: And when was that rule made?
Diamond: It's been in the official NFL Rulebook. -Throws rulebook at him and knocks him unconscious- Ok, that was unexpected.
Zero runs over and grabs the ball before running towards the goal, dodging all tackles made at him. He reached the goal and threw the servbot to the ground, making his break apart.
Diamond: And Zero makes the goal! We win! -jumps from oddly placed cardboard box with the microphone and ran over to him- Wait, how in the heck did you dodge all of them. Normally you're the one with the inflated ego and semi-insane personality who can't do anything right.
Zero: That's because Vile and Wily placed bets saying that I wouldn't make the final goal for control of Giga City. Now they owe me 50 bucks each.
Diamond: Well that was dumb and yet oddly surprising. What are you going to do with 100 bucks anyway? Wait, now that I think about it, when did we agree to play football for control of Giga City?
Zero: It was in the script. -holds out copy of script to her-
Diamond: -takes script and looks through it- Wait, then won't this be leading into a random...
-Flashback-
Diamond was playing a game when Sigma walked in with the mavericks. How, we would never know.
Sigma: Diamond, we challenge you and the maverick hunters to a game of football for control of Giga City.
Diamond: -still engrossed in the game- Whatever. What place and time?
Sigma: Three minutes and at the indoor football field.
Diamond: Fine with me. See you there. -game over sound was heard- Gods I hate this game. Still wondering why I'm playing it. -throws controller at screen-
Sigma and the others left and she just realized when she just agreed to.
Diamond: Dang it, why did I just agreed to a football game with the mavericks, for control of Giga City no less! Oh well. Everyone, get your butts in here!
The hunters ran in there, getting themselves caught up in the door and she sighed.
Diamond: We're going to lose horribly.
-End-
Diamond: ...flashback. God dang it I hate those. -Throws script behind her and it hits Dynamo just as he was getting up, knocking him out again- Then how in the heck did you guys learn how to play football?
Zero: Internet.
Diamond gave a blank look before shrugging shoulders.
Diamond: Good enough answer for me. I'm going home. Do whatever you feel like. -leaves-
Zero: -grins- Sweet, time to go on a killing spree. But first, Vile! Wily! Where's my 50 bucks!
In another area of the town, Vile and Wily was yelling at one another after seeing the game on TV.
Vile: It was your fault! You agreed to the deal!
Wily: Well, you could've stopped me at any time!
Vile: Rational thoughts never agreed with me you know.
They heard something at the door but they didn't pay no mind to it until Zero's head came busting through the door easily. Of course, he made a hole before trying that. He doesn't need a concussion even though I think it wouldn't matter.
Zero: Here's Zero. Now where's my money?
Vile points to Wily before jetting off.
Wily: One of these days... -he then looked to Zero who was standing in front of him. He gulped before handing him the money-
Zero: Thank you for you shortened time. -kills him- Now, time for more. -runs off like a giddy schoolchild, waving his Z-Saber around-
Back at HQ, Diamond was reading a book.
Diamond: -hears people screaming about a psycho killer on the loose- I should go stop him but I'm having too much fun reading this book.
Axl walks in and looks to her.
Axl: Diamond, do you know you're reading the book upside down?
Diamond: Don't mock me. -Throws book and it hits Data who appeared out of nowhere-
Data: I'm bac...-gets hit with book-
They looked to him but didn't say anything.
Diamond: I'm going to stop Zero now. -runs off-
Axl just slinks back off to wherever he was.
In the city, Zero was still waving his saber around but, miraculously, wasn't hitting anyone but they were still screaming for no reason whatsoever. Diamond stood in front of him and he stopped.
Diamond: Zero, what did I tell you about killing sprees? You're not a maverick anymore.
Zero: I know, I'm just bored.
Diamond: -smacks forehead before walking past him, grabbing his hair and dragging him back towards HQ- I feel like a babysitter to all of you. It's a miracle these antics haven't been thrown into some sort of parody yet.
Zero: -pouts- Can I at least buy some candy with my money?
Diamond: No, that's just makes you hyper and I'll have more of a problem on my hands.
Zero crosses arms, still pouting as he was dragged back to HQ by his hair.
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Zypher: And that will be all for this one. This is my first parody for at least a while so I hoped you enjoyed this even with most of them being totally OOC. Please review.