How to tell that you are an Otaku: Anime-Style

Summary: Ever wonder what it would be like if our favorite anime characters did some of the things that we do at conventions? Or if they ended up at an anime convention, what would they do? Here's a list of things I believe would happen.

Disclaimer: I don't own any of the anime being 'tested'. If you believe I did, I wouldn't have to force myself out a dealer's room broke as hell.

Chapter 1: How it all started (Sailor Moon)

Serena Tsukino was a normal blond haired pre-teen. She slept in late, went to school late just about every day and had bad grades. The thing about this pre-teen is that she wasn't always like that. See it all started when she was 11 years old and watching TV.

"Vegeta we have to fuse it's the only way we can defeat Maijon Buu." A tall black haired guy said. His hair was spiked up and the look on his face was serious. The other guy had hair the stuck straight up almost like a blue carrot!

The innocent 11 year-old watched the scene with wide curious eyes…anime. The best part…it was Shonen anime! "Serena, its time for dinner!" Irene called for her blond hair daughter. The rest of the Tsukino family was already seated at the table waiting for the missing member. Sadly enough Serena hadn't moved an inch from the TV and was staring at Trunks Vegeta Briefs as if he were gonna fly out of her TV screen.

~3 Years Later~

"WHERE IS IT? YOU HAVE TO HAVE THE NEW COPY IT JUST CAME OUT TODAAAAY!" Serena yelled in the book store. Not too far from where the blond stood in the graphic novel section was her blue haired genius friend Amy Anderson, the scout of Mercury looked surprised at how loud Serena was in the book store.

"What are you looking for Serena?" A black girl asked Serena, she obviously worked in the bookstore from the name tag on her shirt.

Serena looked up her blue eyes watery, "The new Fruit Basket manga was supposed to come out today and it's not here!!" The black girl wisely took a step back as she replied.

"Yeah about that Rena darling…its sold out. Every copy we ordered was bought online or early this morning while you were in detention."

One would've thought the apocalypse was coming the way Serena yelled, "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! CURSE YOU MS. HARUNA!"

The black girl grinned nervously before poking Serena, "Do you wanna go in the back room and watch Dragonball GT…it's about to start…"

The blond was up and out of sight before the black girl could point in the direction of the TV room meant to keep Otakus calm. Amy stared amazed at the oddness of it all. Serena had willing walked into a bookstore, something Amy had doubted would happen in a million years, and then got upset the a book wasn't there. Granted it was a manga, but still it was odd.

Silver: A random idea to keep my sane as I figure out how I'm going to rewrite my next HP chapter (it sort of disappeared when my other computer stopped working, I cursed myself for not using my flash drive every 5 minutes like I wanted to.)