Jadie- Hey, hey, hey all! This is my first random story, which came from the top of my head, and it's only short.
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The Wedding
Today was the best day of Harry Potter's life; he was getting married to the love of his life, Moaning Myrtle (you know the weird ghost in the girl's bathroom… and once in the boys…). The two had been together for just over three years now. On the night of the engagement Harry and Myrtle had gone back to Hogwarts to tell Dumbledore and Hagrid of the exciting news. When they arrived and headed to the great hall it was a large shock to them as Dumbledore had put a feast on especially for them: but now we will go back to the wedding.
Harry was waiting at the alter (on the Quidditch pitch); he was humming 'I'm Too Sexy' when all of a sudden he hears the Harry Potter theme song begin to play. He looked down the aisle and here was the very sexy Myrtle dressed beautifully for the day. She was wearing a pair of bright red stocking, a tartan skirt, a shirt that had a rip through the middle and her hair was pulled back in to ponytails with green ribbons.
As she came down the aisle she was riding on a werewolf and over the top of the music she was singing 'Love Shack'.
Once Myrtle had dismounted from her werewolf that was named Bartholomew, the Priest (that was peeves) began the ceremony.
"Harry, will you love and care for Myrtle as long as you both shall live? Or in Myrtle's case, as long as she'll last in her second life." Peeves announced to Harry, with a funny look on his face, being oddly nice today.
"I do" Harry proclaimed.
"Myrtle, will you love and care for Harry as long as your second life lasts? And if it's anything like your last one, not very long…" Peeves stuttered.
"I do!" Myrtle screamed this at the top of her voice, glaring slightly at Peeves, which made one of the church windows shatter.
"Well that is very nice isn't it dears." Said Peeves, wincing. "Okay, and if anyone objects, please speak to the Bloody Barron, he will make sure you do not disrupt the wedding."
Everyone wisely stayed quiet.
"Oh here's the good part!" said Peeves excitedly. "Harry, you may now kiss your Bride."
Before Harry could do as instructed, Myrtle tackled poor Harry and kissed him.
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Once the ceremony was over everyone was now ready to move onto the reception. All of the witches and wizards mounted their brooms and flew to the great hall, not really bothering to walk (lazy buggers…).
When they arrived, all drew a seat at one of the tables while Harry, Myrtle, and the bridal party sat at the teachers table.
Once the Fat Lady had said her speech about Myrtle growing up so fast, and her atrocious song dedicated to the new married couple, Dumbledore clapped his hands and the golden plates filled with marvellous food, which included: Donna Hay chicken wings, Cod on the hot rocks, footy franks, Amarillo fries, wedges (with sour cream and sweet chilli sauce), lollypops, pixie sticks, and caramello koalas.
All this went down a treat when Dumbledore clapped his hands the tables vanished the lights dimmed and Eminem raged through the hall.
Everyone was dancing for hours when suddenly Sirius (May he rest in out hearts) started stripping and singing and singing 'I'm to Sexy'. Dumbledore decided it was enough.
All the witches and wizards went outside onto the entrance steps and watched as Harry and Myrtle flew off on a broom, which Hagrid had taped 'Just Married' to the back, streamers flying through the air as they flew into the (cold) sky.
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