The Return of Trent Boyette

By Jojoaction

Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters in this story Matt Stone and Trey Parker

If you do not like gay stuff read no further. No flames please but constructive criticism is welcomed.

Kyle:

When one walks down the street of ones own home town, one assumes one is safe. But I did not take into account that I had psychopathic maniac bent on revenge after me, that had just been released from prison. I had just celebrated my 16th birthday and I was out on the town ready to spend my earnings (birthday money). I would be with Stan and Kenny but they were in church right now. And Cartman was on vacation but I wouldn't hang out with fat ass anyway. I was walking past an alley when a hand shot out and pulled me in. I was hit in the head with a blunt object which incapacitated me. I was dragged into an abandoned building and strapped to a table.

I was slapped across the face, that surprisingly resuscitated me.

"Who are you, what do you want." I demanded, trying to sound tough even though I was full of fear and knew I was most likely screwed.

"Shut up, shit head, I want to cause you pain and suffering."

"What did I do to you?"

My kidnapper stepped into the light. I was screwed. There standing over me was Trent Boyette. He was 7 years older than the last time I saw him and he was obviously not just mad anymore. He looked absolutely Insane!

"TTTrent Boyette" I stuttered.

"KKKyle Brofloski" He laughed a cold sadistic laugh that sent chills down my spine.

"In case your wondering why I haven't killed you yet, it's because live bate always works better than dead bate does."

"What do you mean?"

"I mean that I, need to catch the rest of you, and you, will draw them to me."

"You Bastard! Besides, you'll never get Cartmen this way."

"Shit head I've done my homework, I know that. I've already taken care of the little piggy. Did you really think he was on vacation." He laughed again. My fear had already passed to hysteria. I was practically dead already! I won't kill you yet but let me give you a taste of what's to come. He hooked up jumpstarts too my pinkies and turned the power on. I screamed. He hit me in the head with an aluminum baseball bat. The last image I saw before darkness took me was an image of my best friend.

Kenny:

Ha, like I'd waste my day away sitting in church hearing about how I was going to hell. I'd been there already and knew it wasn't as bad as they make it sound. I was looking for Kyle on main street because he had just had his birthday and this meant he had money. But that wasn't the only reason. Anyway I saw him and was about to call his name when he got pulled into an alley. Shocked I ran over to where he had been taken and saw a fleeting image of Trent Boyette pulling Kyle into an old building. I stood and watched through a crack in the window to scope what I was dealing with. I heard him talk with Kyle about horrible things. He was about to shock Kyle so I picked up a 2 by 4 with some nails and snuck in. I walked through what seemed to be a midevil dungeon. It was full of torchor devices and an extremely creepy wall of photos of the four of us. I was unbeleivably scared but couldn't let Kyle down. After he started electrocuting him, my anger over rode my fear. He hit Kyle with a bat.

"Hey Bastard!" I screamed before striking him with my 2 by 4. I struck again and again but they didn't seem to have any effect. He grabbed the board and pulled it out of my hands. I tried to take hold of something to defend myself with, but he quickly swung around and hit my temple with the thin side of the board knocking me unconscious.

Stan:

Man, was I bored. I had heard this stuff 1000 times before and I would hope by now they would have realized that I memorized it. It didn't matter now, Kyle, Kenny and I had signed an agnostic pact when we were twelve. I was only here to please my parents.

My cell phone rang. Everyone looked at me with toxic expressions. I quickly ran outside.

"Hello?" I answered.

An unrecognizable voice on the other end said "If you ever want to see Kyle or Kenny again you'll do exactly as I say."

Sorry it's so short. The other chapters will be longer and much less macabre. Please review. Yes, it may not look that way now but it will be a slashfic. Trent boyette will only be glue holding the story together.