CHAPTER 1 – KYLE'S POV

One day in South Park, Colorado

A young red headed teen by the name of Kyle woke up to find that everything he knew was different.

He woke to find his mother humming while cooking breakfast, his father yelling at what seemed to be Ike but in fact Ike was no longer a he, he was a she!, however was still called Ike.

I decided it would be best say nothing and discuss the situation with Stan and Kenny in the hope they could help. I was hoping that things would be normal at school but it seems I spoke to soon.

When I got on the bus I sat next to Kenny who seemed to be scared of me. This obviously shocked me, why would Kenny be scared?

"What the matter Ken?"

"Its just you always yell at me and now your not so I was waiting for the yelling to come"

"WHAT!"

"You're always mean to me, Cartman and everyone else"

"Sorry I just yelled at you, what do you mean by I'm mean to you"

"Well your cruel, you beat up people and your just down right evil''

"Am I acting like that now?"

"Well no!"

"Now do I sound like that kind of person, or are you playing some kind of joke like you did by buying me a sex toy for my last birthday"

Kenny looked at Kyle in complete shock as if Kyle has just said something that completely disgusted him

"Ahhhh sex, what, No, I hate that word"

"What toy?"

I was in deep thought. What could have happened? Kenny seemed to have become a smart, sensible kid that hated word sex, wow! No that is a complete turn around.

At that point Cartman and Stan got on the bus

"Move it fatass" said Stan pushing Cartman down into the floor of the bus and jumping over him

"Hahaha good one Stan" said Cartman getting up off the floor to just go sit in the very back of the bus. Stan took a seat across from Kyle and stared at him

"So, tell me Kyle why haven't you made Kenny cry yet?"

"What? no! I'm not going to make him cry"

"O...ok"

"I've changed ok!"

Later when I was getting off the bus Stan pushed me down the bus steps, I hit my head on a rock and he just walked away quite obviously not worried if I was hurt or not. In fact to my surprise it was Cartman who helped me up and asked if I was OK.

I was almost crying, I did not like the new Stan at all, what's going on? And why is Cartman treating me like a king?

Later I found Stan after his football meeting and I was determined to find out what was going on.

"What the fuck was that earlier, Stan? I mean you're acting like a jackass and what the hell is going on with Cartman and Kenny?"

"What do you mean Kyle?"

"You guys are different today"

"What? no you're the one acting different in fact your acting pretty gay today"

"That's because I am"

"Oh my god dude like I needed to know that, why don't you go hang out with Kenny or Eric because I don't want to hang out with a fag like you anymore"

"WHAT!!!"

I looked at the floor in complete disbelief. I can't believe this is happening, my entire world, everyone I knew and called my friends had changed and certainly not for the good. The bell rang for lunch and when I looked up Stan had gone. I slowly started to head towards the canteen trying to process my thoughts and work out what could have possibly happened. I tried to convince myself that this was all a nightmare and I'll wake up at any moment and everything will be back to normal but it hurt when I pinched myself so I had to accept that it was unlikely to be a dream.

Then Wendy came out of no where and grabbed my hand. I looked at her in complete astonishment.

"Kyle, honey, what's the matter you look sad"

"I think I just lost my best friend"

"Oh you poor thing, Are you still OK for tonight?"

"What's going on tonight?"

"It's our date silly, well really our double date with Stan and Bebe today's their third week anniversary"

"OK. Wait! What do you...? In fact never mind"

"O...ok"

"Hey Wendy"

"Yea"

"Do I seem different today?"

"Yes, you're acting much sweeter and I like it"

Before I knew it the bell rang again for Music class. Thank the heavens for music class; I wouldn't have to see Stan. That upset me allot, I would normally look forward to all the classes I shared with Stan but as he no longer wants to be around me it's probably best I stay clear of him until I can figure out what's going on.

Suddenly there's a voice from behind me;

"Get to class Khal"

"What, I was just going to class"

"Well you're going to be late"

"Then so are you"

"What ever, get to Class Mr."

"Ok MOM"

Music was my last class of the day and it was about to finish. I'd decided to skip the bus after school and walk home that way I could get out of here and be alone for a while to figure this out. It seems that everyone has changed or as far as their all concerned it's me that changed.

With that the bell rang, I grabbed my things and left managing to avoid Stan, Kenny and Cartman.